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dolllike dreams 2.0 || genshin chatfic

Summary:

Xingqiu
lice…
(I don't know what's going on)

Aether
i made a group chat for everyone in the school i know because venti dared me to

Xingqiu
Is that why there's an abnormal amount of people here?

Aether
yeah ❤️

Xingqiu
Makes sense

Notes:

natlan got me back into genshin and reminded me that im insanely autistic about the fatui so ill probably be writing a lot more.... i hope ythis chatfic actually lasts

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: in which introductions happen, microwaves blow up, and childe has lice

Chapter Text

[Aether has created a chat]

 

[11:20 AM]

 

Aether

😁

 

Venti

OMG YOU MADE IT

how do you know so many people this is insane

 

Aether

im famous 🔥

 

Diluc is online

Diluc is offline

 

Aether

AW MAN

 

Venti

NOOO

 

Kaeya is online

 

Kaeya

???

what is this for

 

Aether

you don't wanna say hi to me? 🥺

 

Kaeya

hello aether 

 

Aether

HI 

 

Childe is online

 

Childe

itches scalp

 

Aether

lice…

 

Childe

NO

 

Kaeya

lice…

 

Venti

lice…

 

Xingqiu

lice…

(I don't know what's going on)

 

Aether

i made a group chat for everyone in the school i know because venti dared me to

 

Xingqiu

Is that why there's an abnormal amount of people here?

 

Aether

yeah ❤️

 

Xingqiu

Makes sense

Can we at least do introductions?

 

Aether

we can try

 

Childe

im childe or tartaglia or ajax im part of the archery club, the fatui (or the drama club if toure normal) and the swim team

 

Aether

tryhard 

 

Childe

STOP

 

Aether

you guys already know who i am so im not going to introduce myself

 

Xingqiu

I'm Xingqiu. I'm in the fencing club and AP English.

 

Venti

venti 😁 also in archery and music clubs and umm im dating @xiao

 

Aether

thats kinda gay….

 

Venti

STP KYS

 

Xiao is online

 

Xiao

whats happening

 

Aether

HI

introductions

 

Xiao

oh

im xiao

 

Xingqiu

Any clubs?

 

Xiao

not really

 

Venti

he has an anemo vision 😁

 

Xiao

thats not really a club venti 

 

Venti

WELL im making it one

and ill be the leader

 

Childe

i forgot ro mention

i have a hydro vision

 

Xingqiu

So do I

 

Kaeya

cryo…. sighs

 

Aether

DO YO INTRO BOY

 

Kaeya

NUH UH

lunch is almost over anyway

 

Aether

SHIT

you're right

 

Kaeya

i know 🤭

 

Venti

aw man i have algebra 2 next

 

Aether

who's your teacher again????

 

Venti

haburn 😓

 

Aether

HES GREAT THOUGH

i had him last year

 

Venti

IK I JUST HATE APGEBRA

 

Kaeya

apgebra 

 

Venti

KYS

GO TO CLASS

 

Venti is offline

Kaeya is offline

Childe is offline

Aether is offline

Xingqiu is offline

 

[4:52]

 

Aether is online

 

Aether

OH MU GOD IM FINALLY HOME

 

Lumine is online

 

Lumine

CAN YOU STOP YELLING

 

Aether

NO FUCK.YOU

 

Lumine

ILL DELETE YOUR MINECRAFT WORLDS

 

Aether

NOOO

sorry

noooo 

 

Lumine

i thought so 😐

 

Childe is online

 

Childe

all that in 2 minutes… gyatt damn

 

Scaramouche

did you just fucking say gyatt what the hell is wrong with you

 

Childe

WHAT THE FUCK

SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE

 

Aether

🤭

 

Lumine

AW HELL NAW ITS SCARAMUCCIA

 

Scaramouche

shut up im not italian 

 

Venti

oui oui baguette

 

Scaramouche

.

thats not

nvm

 

Aether

ignore him he's stupid

 

Venti

KYS????

 

Bennett

just blew up my microwave

anyway hello who are you guys

 

Aether

BENNETT

 

Bennett

AETHER

😁

 

Aether

😁

 

Childe

itches scalp

 

Scaramouche

dirty freak

 

Childe

CAN YOU STOP

 

Bennett

🫠

 

Aether

real tbh

you get used to it eventually though

ALSO

@bennett @scaramouche @lumine INTRODUCE YOURSELVES 

 

Scaramouche

scaramouche. fatui (drama club (unfortunately)). anemo vision

 

Venti

another for my cult……

 

Scaramouche

no ❤️

 

Bennett

UHM

IM BENNETT im in the fencing club too and uhhhh i really like minecraft 

 

Aether

real not fake???

 

[3:00]

 

Albedo is online

 

Albedo

Do not put tin foil in microwaves.

 

Aether

????

 

Albedo is offline

 

Aether

?????????????