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John Blox was a person who dreamt of rowing a boat one day. Then one day, he was visited by my Nintendo Mii character, who plugged in a Nintendo Wii and downloaded Roblox (illegally) so John Blox could go on the Wii, go to Wii sports, and go row.
And so began the story of how John Blox went on a boat. But he couldn't row because his arms were tired that day, so my Mii character had to row Blox all by herself.
The End. True story.