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1. This is Why You don't Fuck your Enemies by Vitlium

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Jan 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar & Vaggie
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Emily (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Sera (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Original Hazbin Hotel Character(s)
   • The Seven Deadly Sins (Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Past Abuse
   • Emotional Manipulation
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • Depressed Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Soft Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor Can't Control Alastor's Shadow (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Mpreg
   • Angel/Demon Relationship
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence
   • Vox Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox's One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession With Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • They're in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Protective Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer's siblings - Freeform
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Has Religious Trauma
   • This was an excuse to write radioapple
   • Bottom Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Top Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

   Summary

   Turns out locking your parental figures in a room so they'd get along was actually a bad idea.

   To be fair it's not Lucifer's fault that smiling freak was attractive it was definitely the alcohol, what was his fault was getting knocked up.

   Now trying to hide the pregnancy from the probably worst choice of a father and the child's true parentage things are stressful enough.

   And then heaven decides to come knocking, can't Lucifer have one normal year in hell that's all he asks for.

   And of course add his ex wife to the mix why not.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,891

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   278

   Bookmarks:

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