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Kankri just got a bbl like uhm 27 days ago or something, as he walks, his fat ass makes the entire planet shake from how big the ass is. Kankri's gyatt slaps Rufioh in the face, Rufioh gets his bone bulge as Kankri's Level 10 Gyatt hits his face.
"Uhm, st9p staring!!!!! I feel triggered" Kankri says as Rufioh and Mituna stare at Kankri's *FAT ASS*
"Yo dude... that.. 1s HUGE!!!!" Rufioh says, kankri rolls his eyes as he knows what rufioh is referring to. As rufioh stares, suddenly a fridge gets dropped on him, there is a 1% percent chance that rufioh is alive. Mituna doesn't notice and stares at the gyatt for like uh 4 minutes or something until noticing the dead shit blood beneath him
"H0LY H0LY 5H1T! RUF10H DUD3 4R3 4R3 Y0U 0K4Y??????" Mituna asks, it's oddly obvious that Rufioh is most likely going to die from being crushed alive by a fucking fridge.
"D4RN!! W3LL 1F H3'5 D34D N0TH1NG 3L53 C0ULD CH33R M3 UP 0TH3R TH4N 4 5H4K3 0F 4 HUUUUUUUUGG3333333 GY4TTT!!" Mituna says then turning to Kankri
"I am n9t shaking my ass, y9u are fucking insane mituna"
"PL3453 CUH, D0 1T F0R THE D1548L3D!!"
"Well.. if it's f9r the disa6led, I might just d9 it.." Kankri says, he turns around and starts to shake his ass which causes a fucking earth or whatever the fuck shake.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Damara says as she walks away after dropping an entire fucking fridge onto her ex-matesprit, then bluh bluh bluh the planet stops shaking because Kankri stops shaking his ass
"There... are y9u happy n9w.??" Kankri asks
"Y35!!!" Mituna replies to Kankri question until someone else speaks up
"yo guys... 1 k1nda need help here.." Rufioh says, somehow he is still alive after someone (damara) drops an entire fridge on him
Then bluh bluh bluh Rufioh gets help and gets turned into a robot horse again or something and kankri still shakes his gyatt time to time, the end