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1. Voice of An Angel: WHY IS AULIS SO GODDAMN LONG?! by FlamingWildflower

   Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   21 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Odysseus/Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Odysseus/Polites (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Eurylochus/Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Diomedes/Odysseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Menelaus/Odysseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Agamemnon/Odysseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Odysseus/Poseidon (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Odysseus/Zeus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Hermes/Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Apollo/Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Helios/Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Athena & Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Achilles/Odysseus/Patroclus of Opus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Odysseus/Everyone
   • Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Penelope (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Polites (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Eurylochus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
   • Menelaus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Agamemnon (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Poseidon (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Zeus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Hermes (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Apollo (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Helios (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Athena (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Telemachus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Harems
   • but less smut and more emotion
   • vague attempt at plot
   • Odysseus is one pretty king
   • no one can resist
   • some one sided feelings
   • Odysseus "for all that is holy stop chasing me!" of Ithaca
   • The Gods fell in love with a pretty mortal king
   • like chums
   • Absolute scrubs the lot
   • Odysseus has powers
   • Half of the pantheon fell in love
   • the other half want to be his friend
   • same goes for the army
   • Some dubious consent
   • everyone is feral and obsessed with the wet cat
   • because I say so
   • Telemachus wants to lock his father up in a room and let him stay there for all eternity
   • "No one touches my father you absolute heathens!"
   • Penelope is both amused and concerned
   • but not jealous
   • she knows she's Odysseus's number one girl
   • Kidnapping
   • Odysseus Needs A Hug (EPIC: The Musical)
   • and probably escape but the fates aint giving him that one
   • Everyone loves Odysseus
   • Much to his chagrin and horror
   • half crack
   • so much chaos
   • Athena is DONE
   • Athena is protective of her friend
   • "None of you bitches deserve him. Except you Penelope and maybe Diomedes but he's on thin ice"
   • everyone: be my wife!
   • Odysseus (confused screaming as he runs away): PENELOPE SAVE MEEEEE
   • Odysseus is a certified Disney princess
   • this thing runs at a snails pace
   • Intelligent but highly oblivious Odysseus
   • Odysseus is nicer here and cares about people
   • although he's still a crafty little shit who commits war crimes
   • MamaThena for the win
   • Athena and Odysseus have a great platonic relationship
   • Bottom Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical)
   • Historical accuracy? Whose she? All I know is that this is funny and so I'm putting it in
   • a re-write of the illiad from someone whose never read it
   • Magic

   Summary

   Odysseus of Ithaca had always been different. Relying more on intelligence then strength, cunning over pure power, he had always stood out. But, he never realized how much he stood out until he left the safety of his kingdom to fight in the war.

   Using his charms to get what he wanted was all well and good, but not if it gained some unwanted attention. After all, he never learnt how to tone it down and now, he's starting to realize that some people might take his actions as further than he ever intended. Add to that a mysterious God that had blessed him with a power that he never knew he had and he was in for the wildest ride of his life.

   Oh dear...

   Looks like things were about to get messy.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Song of Broken Fates AU

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