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The Brighton show had finished about a half an hour ago and Dan was just getting out of the shower. He got out and realized once again that he’d left his clothes elsewhere, and so got Phil to get him something to put on. Before he asked for his usual clothes, a sweatshirt and some trousers, he had a thought. PJ and Sophie were already back hanging out with Phil waiting for Dan, and he thought he could have a little fun.
So, towel around his waist, he texted Phil to bring him the nun costume. He hesitated a moment; the costume would be damp from his sweat, and he did just shower. But it wasn’t a lot of fabric anyway, he thought, and sent the message.
Phil sent back a question mark.
Dan replied, “just bring pls”, and Phil did. Dan took the outfit from Phil, let his hand linger on his and smirked. Phil felt butterflies in his stomach as if he’d only been with Dan for a few weeks. He left to return to Sophie and PJ and let Dan get dressed.
He put on the outfit, and he put his habit back on his also still damp hair, and went out to meet the rest of the gang.
As he rejoined Phil, Sophie, and PJ, he struck a pose with one hand in the air and his legs crossed, and said with a silky voice, “Heyyy, how are you girlies doing?”
“What are you doing, Dan?” Phil asked, a little confused and tired but also amused.
“It’s Sister Daniel to you.” He said, teasingly.
PJ started to laugh, and Dan turned his attention to him.
“Hey there sweetie, come here often?” Dan said, putting his hand on PJ’s shoulder and slowly moving it down his arm. PJ laughed harder, and Phil and Sophie joined in.
Phil’s laugh sounded different from PJ’s and Sophie’s though. Not forced, exactly, but a little hesitant. He wasn’t really one to get jealous, and he knew this was just a bit, but still he felt his face get hot seeing his boyfriend running his hand down someone else’s arm. Even PJ’s.
PJ was now flirting back, telling Dan he only comes around for him.
“And Phil, of course.” PJ added, nodding to Phil and smiling.
Phil wondered if PJ could sense his unease and was trying to make him feel less awkward.
“Who?” Dan asked, with a devilish smirk.
That was it for Phil. He knew he was just being a little shit, teasing him. But he also knew a surefire way to shut him up. He grabbed Dan’s arm and swung him into his arms, bringing him close and kissing him passionately.
Dan started laughing mid kiss, accidentally bumping his teeth against Phil’s, and Phil started to laugh too.
“I didn’t think YOU were the jealous one.” Sophie interjected.
“He’s not!” Dan cried.
“I’m not!” Phil repeated, adding, “But when Dan puts it on that thick I have to act.”
“Well thankfully for me, you’re a much better kisser than you are an actor.” Dan said, smirking again and going in for a soft peck on Phil’s lips. “I love you.”
“Love you too.” Phil said, in a resigned sort of way, giving a soft peck back.
“You two are gonna make me sick.” PJ said, smiling.
“Oh, don’t worry PJ, we love you too.” Phil said. And Dan and Phil gave him a peck on each cheek.
“What about me?” Sophie asked, feigning offense. And Dan and Phil went over to give her a cheek peck too.
“We gotta get the rest of our stuff going so we can get out of here. Dan go change!” Phil said.
“Okay, okay,” Dan replied, and then put his hand on Phil’s shoulder and said, “you’re ridiculous, Phil Lester. I love you.” and went to change.
He came back out a few minutes later, ready to get going, and brought Phil into a warm hug and whispered so no one else could hear, “when we get some alone time I’ll make it up to you.”