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1. Me when Game: by StreptocarpusSaintpaulia

   Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No category
   • Work in Progress

   27 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Shuriken & Vine Staff (Roblox: Phighting!)
   • Shuriken & Slingshot (Roblox: Phighting!)
   • Katana & Shuriken (Roblox: Phighting!)
   • Skateboard & Slingshot (Roblox: Phighting!)
   • Rocket & Sword (Roblox: Phighting!)
   • Sword (Phighting!)
   • Boombox (Phighting!)
   • Shuriken (Phighting!)
   • Vine Staff (Phighting!)
   • Slingshot (Phighting!)
   • Skateboard (Phighting!)
   • Original Phighting! (Roblox) Character(s)
   • Rocket (Phighting!)
   • Katana (Phighting!)
   • Ghostwalker (Phighting!)
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • Not Really a Self-Insert
   • Blood and Violence
   • Tags Are Hard
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Somewhat beta read
   • Character is Working a job (scary!!!)
   • Empathy
   • Male Protagonist
   • References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
   • Protag is a nervous wreck
   • Nonbinary Character
   • Non-Consensual Body Modification
   • Religious Cults
   • Body Modification
   • Genderfluid Character
   • Anxiety
   • Anxiety Attacks
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • Character Death
   • Angst
   • Panic Attacks
   • Disassociation
   • The want to stop existing
   • Survivors Guilt

   Summary

   ‘Maybe he should’ve thought this through, before grabbing it.’ - That’s all that’s going through the newly dubbed Spatula’s head as he grips his new namesake tightly.

   ‘Phighting is a dangerous world, couldn’t he have said his gear was something useful like… I don’t know, a gun?? But nooo, he HAD to choose a spatula of all things..’

   Not even a full day into this new world and he already wanted a refund. Is there any way to start over again?

   —————
   Phighting Isekai, except there’s more of a focus on Human Religions and what that means for the world.

   Inspired by the numerous other self inserts, though the most prominent is Vauschen’s fic of course.

   *Currently updating slowly due to work and college!

   Series

   • Part 2 of Spatula Cinematic Universe

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   112,894

   Chapters:

   21/?

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