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1. Ad Aspera Asperin by croChimerical

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   30 Sep 2025

   Tags

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   • Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
   • Bill Cipher
   • Ford Pines
   • Stan Pines
   • Fiddleford H. McGucket
   • Pyronica (Gravity Falls)
   • Human Bill Cipher
   • Alternate Universe - Teachers
   • Time Shenanigans
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Ford has some internalized homophobia
   • Ford has a lot of internalized issues tbh
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Early Internet Sexting
   • Body Dysphoria
   • Shermie and hid son show up for a little bit near the end

   Summary

   After his dream plan turned out a bit harder than expected, Ford's life ended up less glamorous than he hoped. He found he didn't mind so much. He had his best friend and twin still. Had a roof over his head, even if he had to go a bit nose blind to the scent of Pigs and all that came with them first.
   He even has a steady career teaching high school biology. Life was great.
   The only downside? His coworker and constant needle in his side, Mr.Cipher, the drama teacher. Emphasis on the Drama.

   Bill wishes things stayed that simple.

   Language:

   English

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   71,273

   Chapters:

   39/?

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