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1. One Witcher's shit shoveler is another Witcher's treasure by Scarlet_Angel_13

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

   • Mature
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   11 Apr 2025

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   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Aiden & Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Eskel & Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Lambert
   • Eskel & Lil' Bleater (The Witcher)
   • Jaskier | Dandelion & Lambert
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Aiden (The Witcher)
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Vesemir (The Witcher)
   • Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Eskel (The Witcher)
   • Lil' Bleater (The Witcher)
   • Borch Three Jackdaws | Villentretenmerth
   • Cat Witchers - Character
   • Letho z Gulety | Letho of Gulet
   • Serrit (The Witcher)
   • Egan | Auckes (The Witcher)
   • Post-Episode: s01e06 Rare Species (The Witcher TV)
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia is Bad at Feelings
   • Eskel Deserves Nice Things (The Witcher)
   • Jaskier | Dandelion is a Nice Thing
   • Lambert and Aiden's ambiguous relationship status
   • Non-Human Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Lil' bleater is the best judge of character
   • Hurt Eskel (The Witcher)
   • Jaskier | Dandelion to the Rescue
   • not so accidental murder
   • Dragon Jaskier | Dandelion
   • I Shook A Witcher And Intergenerational Trauma Fell Out (The Witcher)
   • Alive Aiden (The Witcher)
   • Swearing
   • Lambert Swears (The Witcher)
   • Jaskier | Dandelion is the Sandpiper
   • Injured Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Destiny's favourite whipping bard
   • The Witcher gossip grape vine
   • the bardic gossip grape vine
   • no beta we die like stregobor fucking should have
   • Throwing canon into a blender
   • Eskel Needs a Hug (The Witcher)
   • Purring Witchers (The Witcher)
   • BAMF Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Eskel Gets a Hug (The Witcher)
   • Geralt is not having a good time
   • Family Drama
   • Winter at Kaer Morhen (The Witcher)
   • Kaer Morhen's Fanon Hot Springs (The Witcher)
   • Tired Vesemir (The Witcher)
   • White Gull (The Witcher)
   • It is its own character at this point
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • I blame the bard
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Bashing
   • it gets pretty ruff for a bit there
   • Witchers Have Feelings (The Witcher)
   • Many of those feelings involve violence... even the good the good ones
   • Violence against Witchers
   • by other witchers!

   Summary

   Being yelled at for someone else's problems suck. Jaskier had a good thing going for him and he blames Borch three jackdaws for his troubles. He should be traveling around seeing the best and worse of the continent with his very best friend in the whole wide world. Instead he get's ditched, rescues a few Witcher's and has to play match maker. Jaskier did not sign up to play Therapist for every Witcher on the thrice damned Continent. He should have just stayed in Oxenfurt. At least they appreciate his genius.

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