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"What do you mean we're married?!" Kiyoomi yelled, his wide eyes locked onto Atsumu's like the blond had suddenly transformed into a fire breathing dragon.
Atsumu, sitting cross-legged on the bed, winced at the volume. His head throbbing. "Well, unless I've forgotten how to read, Omi-kun, this here," he waved a crumpled piece of paper in the air, "says we got hitched last night." He glanced at the marriage certificate again, then rubbed his temples with a groan, the hangover hitting him in full force.
Kiyoomi blinked rapidly, his mind spinning as he paced the room in frantic circles. "Married? To you?!" he muttered to himself, swiping at his face in disbelief. "I get drunk one time—ONE TIME—and now the universe decides to punish me. Is this divine punishment? Have I pissed off some deity in a past life?”
Meanwhile, Atsumu couldn't help but find the situation hilarious.
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They get married in Vegas and then never get a divorce.