Chapter Text
[suitcase :3 has added Knifee to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]
Today at 4:01pm
Knifee: what is this bro
suitcase :3: hiyaa!!! it’s a gc imma add more ppl wanna be co owner?
Knifee: uhh okay?
[Roles have been edited]
Knifee: soo,, are we gonna add more ppl
suitcase :3: progressively, cause the server will erupt in chaos if I add everyone at once 😬
Knifee: k I’ll add some ppl then
[Knifee has added EpicGamer48 to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]
EpicGaming48: im trying to stream whaat
Knifee: get off the game for 1 second omll
EpicGaming48: SAYS YOU
Knifee: tf u mean I only play phone destroyer💔
suitcase :3: who’s that
Knifee: pickle
suitcase :3: oh okay Im gonna speed up the process
[suitcase :3 has added achoo, CleanClanLeader, yinny !!, beheeiwgyang, microwave and Taco🇬🇧 to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]
CleanClanLeader: Hello?
suitcase :3: HII!!!!
Taco🇬🇧: what is this tomfoolery
[Knifee has added TROPHTHECHAP and CheesyPuns to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]
Knifee: @TROPHTHECHAP ‘tomfoolery’ is crazy💔
[TROPHTHECHAP has changed his name to TROPH🤑]
TROPH🤑: LMAOO WHATVTHE FUCKK😭
Taco🇬🇧: go jump off a bridge bitch
CheesyPuns: oop-
Taco🇬🇧: and you too
microwave: @Taco🇬🇧 stop
Taco🇬🇧: end it mic
microwave: you are NOT going to collage after this digital footprint💔
achoo: speaking off, @beheeiwgyang did you do the homework?
yinny !!: NO DONT @ HIM HE WAS SLEEPIBG IT WAS SO PEACEFUL😭
beheeiwgyang: WHEN WAS THERE HOMEWORK OMS
[beheeiwgyang has changed their name to YANG]
[suitcase :3 has added has added bulby, painty, Scientistt and fanthetheorist to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]
fanthetheorist: looks like we’re all fucked😬💔
Scientistt: who’s we
YANG: we
painty: the chem work or what?
bulby: maths i think
YANG: @bulby what the fuck do you mean you aren’t even in our form group 💔
painty: she’s just guessing cut her some slack😭✋
fanthetheorist: physics
TROPH🤑: DOUBLE COOKED.
fanthetheorist: THE FACT THAT ITS ABOUT ACCELERATION TOO💔
TROPH🤑: HELL NOO TRIPLE COOKED
Scientistt: it’s due Friday y’all are so dead😀😀😀😀
[suitcase :3 has changed their name to sc]
sc: it’s my lunchtime bye guys knife take care of this place for me☹️
Knife: FUCK NO-
microwave: she’s already offline but whatevs it’s like 4:30 and me and taco are at the park still the bus is late it delayed TWICE💔
painty: DAMN KN ALREADY AT HOME AND I LIVE LIKE 45 MINS AWAY AND I HACE TO TAKE THE BUS
microwave: IKK💔
Knifee: imma add nickel and stuff
[Knifee has added BaseyBall, Nick🥳🔫 and baboon to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]
Nick🥳🔫: yay you added my fin shyts
Baseyball: what
baboon: im not flattered
Nick🥳🔫: April fools dumbasses
baboon: ur 9 days late pookie
Nick🥳🔫: looks like the grim reaper is 9 days late for you as well! #grimgoals!
baboon: what
Nick🥳🔫: i passed my English exam THATS why I have the emojis
baboon: I don’t care THATS why I didn’t ask now I gotta go eat dinner bye
Nick🥳🔫: go fuc yourself after🙃
baboon: same to you 🥰
painty: atp everyone’s offline so imma just gonna go get an apple go go squeez and finish my art project bye 🧱
[Nick🥳🔫 has changed their name to I didn’t ask]
I didn’t ask: look flameboy
painty: you are SO lucky we aren’t in the same room
I didn’t ask: WHAT EVAA GN😤
Chapter 2: Dunno anymore
Summary:
AHH IM ALLOWING CO-CREATORRR🙃
Chapter Text
Today at 9:34am
bombayah: what is this place💔
I didn’t ask: HELL🥰😘
bombayah: ouh it’s YOU😒
I didn’t ask: what did I even do
sc: im surprised honestly
i didn’t ask: stfu
[bombayah changed their name to bomb]
bomb: I can already smell the beef
sc: guys stop im in English rn😭
[bulby changed their name to bill]
bill: SAME HELLO E:
sc: hi bill😌
I didn’t ask: WHOS BILL💔
sc: lightbulb
Knifee: THATS it I can’t stand this
[Knifee has changed @everyone ‘s name to :default:]
Nickle: why
Knife: ym are confusing everyone
i-mean-it-wouldn’t-be-that-bright-to-get-real-uptight,we’re-in-a-creepy,crazy-mansion-and-fan’s-got-a-lotta-fright,WORD!!!: interesting
Knife: BAHAGAB WHAT IS THAT USERNAME @Trophy
Trophy: what the fuck is your problem bro IM IN A CLASS
Knife: look bitch
Trophy: OML WHAT
(hah fun fact im on my mefon rn and I changed the shortcut so whenever I type lightbulb it shows up with um that so yah)
i-mean-it-wouldn’t-be-that-bright-to-get-real-uptight,we’re-in-a-creepy,crazy-mansion-and-fan’s-got-a-lotta-fright,WORD!!!: idc it’s funny
Paintbrush: it’s a reference
Fan: SPECIFICALLY in Inanimate Insanity S2 E6 ‘Let Er R.I.P’ at 12:03
Test Tube: Fan, you always find a way to do this.
Fan:☺️
Yang: yo when’s it break time😭
Yin: It’s at like 10am
Yang: NOOOOO TELL ME YOUR JK💔
Yin: sorry
Yang: im gonna through a protracter at soaps head watch @Candle
Candle: Don’t do that.
Yang: uhh too late but I don’t think it was a protractor tho
Yin: OML YANG DONT TELL ME YOU THREW A CIRCLE DRAWER AT HER
Yang: o
Soap: oh my fuckkbg god someone js threw a fuckign thing at me bro I gotta go to the nurse now😭
Yang: don’t read the text above this
Soap: .
Paintbrush: LMAOO 💔
Tissues: good luck
Apple: augered
Marshmallow: *agreed
Apple: wateva taht meenz
Marshmallow: 😭😭
Apple: y r u curyun
Knife: GELP I FELL BACK IN MY CHAIR LAUGHING AT THIS😔
Nickel: I hope you hit the floor hard!
Knife: die a long and painful death
Trophy: wow
Suitcase: I’ll put you guys in the CDC
Knife: do it
[Suitcase has put @Knife and @Nickel in Time-Out for 10 minutes for: Offensive Language.]
Trophy: LOLL WOMP WOMP
Bomb: who put me in this hell
Suitcase: Hiya!
Bomb: I don’t even think we have ever interacted before
Suitcase: well we are now so hello!!!!
Bomb: oh hi
Suitcase:👋
Bomb:👋
Today at 19:01
Paintbrush: supp
Fan: OML YK HOW LONG I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME ONLINE 😭
Paintbrush: js tell me your 5 hour long theory that sent baseball to therapy for about a month or smth yeah okay
Pickle: it means no school right?
Fan: another reason!
Paintbrush: ever heard of after school??
Pickle: fuck your right💔
Fan: DANG IT :(
Paintbrush: damn i still gotta work on that art homework tell me at the extracurricular idk
Fan: what extracurricular
Paintbrush: uhh chess idk my mum forces me😔
Nickle: lucky my parents refuse to let me leave the house w/o anyone😕
Paintbrush: HAHAH SAD
(Unable to change name)
Nickle: OMG SUITCASE I GONNA BEAT UR BITCHASS ONE DAY
(Nickle has been muted for 5 minutes)
Paintbrush: LMAOO FIVE AINT ENOUGH😭😭
Pickle: you better watch you dms tho
Paintbrush: SHUSH
uh btw is fan still online
Pickle: noo uhhh
Paintbrush: lemme guess he’s on tumblr?
Pickle: probs💔
Paintbrush: night my eyelids are fighting for their life🙏
Pickle: Istg you had hw
Paintbrush: it’s due next week i never planned to do it anyway
Pickle: BAHAHAHH U BETTER DELET THAT
Paintbrush: fan never reads this dw
Soap: yawn
Pickle: sup
Soap: uhh okay
Salt: paintbrush stop beefing w/ pepper
Paintbrush: that was half an hour ago where tf have u been
Salt: don’t make me fight you istg
Paintbrush: LMAO WTF U GONNA DO😭😭
Salt: 😒
Paintbrush: sorry ik you can fight for shit 🥰
Suitcase: please don’t fight i don’t wanna have to kick you guys 😣
Baseball: nickel
Baseball: nickel
Baseball: @Nickel
Nickel: WHATTYY
Baseball: i dare you to scare sc
Suitcase: HEY!!!
Baseball: it’s a joke lol
Nickel: bet
Baseball: no what dont
Nickel: easy
Nickel: 🌽
(Nickel has been kicked by Knife)
Knife: i fucking hate him
Baseball: omg suitcase im so sorry i didn’t mean that
Suitcase: dw
Knife: he’s not coming back ong
Paintbrush: i cant the amount of times you done ts to nickle amuses me but i also noticed that i don’t think any ppl from s3 has even spoken here
Suitcase: i forgot to give them access 😬
Knife: damn i don’t even know their users
Bomb: pickle go to bed im serious we have a test tmrw😥
(Suitcase has changed @Paintbrush’s name to ‘Painty’)
Suitcase: sorry i thought that would be funny
Painty: it kinda is dw
Suitcase : kk goodnight i gotta study
Painty: it’s 8pm WDYM
Pickle: you said you were going to bed too
Painty: OHHH YEAHH GN
Pickle: night🙃
Chapter 3: GAKF GO S KB C G
Summary:
what is going on anymore my god are these people school children or demons that the scientists were holding back😭🙏
Notes:
random stuff also more cherries next chapter yay (cherries are conjoined still yippee)
Chapter Text
Today at 3:20pm
[Suitcase has added @Nick to ‘The Chat of Insanity]
Nick: FINALLY
Knife: why
Suitcase: i felt bad :((
Cherries: oh your name changed!!
Nick: NO SHOT
Knife: don’t make me ban you again
Yang: loll
Pickle: uhh how’s your brother ig
Yang: he’s at a stupid club idfk
Pickle: cool guys watch me @everyone
Taco: you piece of shit
Nickel: the fact it’s taco makes it worse😭🙏
[Taco has been timed out and muted for 15 minutes. Reason: Offensive Language]
[Pickle has been timed out for 15 minutes. Reason: Unreasonable Mention]
Knife: suitcase calm down what
Microphone: sigh you guys are lucky you don’t have to spend your personal hours with her
Marsh: let’s be honest apples still worse
Apple: hey >:(
Marsh: im proud of you thats the best you’ve ever written on this
Apple: apple doesn’t use emoticons is me bow duhh
Marsh: i have no questions about that
Nick: you shouldn’t honestly
Apple: my phone is dead shushh
Marsh: SADD
Microphone: guys can i yap about sushi soucy and penelope scott songs for a sec
Nick: do it when im not here weirdo
Microphone: thats it im calling my bitch lmao /hj
Nick: wjat
Microphone: @Admin
Knife: sighhh mic im sorry it’s true
Microphone: SAYS THE MSI AND ICP FAN😭💔
Knife: .
[Knife has muted @Mic until the end of the day. Reason: Insulting ICP and MSI’s music]
(i don’t support of them💔)
[@Mic has been unmuted]
Suitcase: all i can do is laugh atp @Trophy @Salt
Salt: well @ed but msi is ass
[Salt has been muted for the rest of the day. Reason: Insulting MSI’s music]
Trophy: ITS NOT THAT DEEP LMAOO SHE WASNT INSULTING THE MUSIC
Apple: bro does NOT find it funny right now /hlyrs
Knife: shit up
Apple: im frying @Paintbrush
Paintbrush: when could apple spell and why are you mentioning me out of all ppl
Apple: it’s bow pookie
Paintbrush: still though
Apple: yk the club silly
Paintbrush: ohh thats why your suddenly me friend
Apple: suck my d fatty
[Apple has been timed out of 5 minutes. Reason: Offensive Language]
Suitcase: guys careful what you say to each other before the gc gets banned for cyber bullying stuff
Painty: :\
Nick: YEAH PAINTBRUSH
Painty: your so lucky i bet you wouldnt say it to my face
Basey: HE WOULD
Nick: see he knows
Lightbulb: I think suitcase refused to give me a nickname after whatever that was :(
Nick: its not that bad calm down😭
Basey: heyy >:(
Nick: @Knifee @Knifee
Knifee: WHAAT.
Nick: idk
Lightbulb: uhhh can i uhh change my name please :d
Knifee: uhh fine to what
Lightbulb: something
[Knife has changed @Lightbulb 's name to something.]
something: oh uh
[Knife has changed @something 's name to Bulb thing]
Bulb thing: works c:
Painty: um sure
Basey: uhh anywaysss nickel wanna play a game maybe
Apple: hi
Nick: gosh it you again and @Basey sure?
Basey: okayy uhh you have to guess what number im thinking of 1-100
Nick: sure ig 69
Basey: .
Painty: LMAOO
Nick: 34
Basey: close honestly
Nick: up or down?
Basey: uhh up
Clover: ooh ooh ooh uh 42?
Basey: 😧
Nick: ACTUALLY??
Basey: broo
Fan: second s3 to talk but okay
Silver: Hello?
Fan: oop
GU: i am...steve...
Knifee: DO NOT
Bot: its a minecraft movie ref i think
Knifee: oh
well idk dont mention it
Basey: BACK TO OUR GAME clover please dont
Nick: 91
Basey: really close
Nick: 92
Painty: srsly
Nick: yeah? ANYWAY, 90
Basey: closer
Nick: 88
Basey: am i that readable?
Nick: yah
Cabby: quite actually!
Basey: idk you
Fan: you DONT wanna know
Blueberry: uhhhhhhhhhhh
Fan: hello good sir!!
Floory: meow
Basey: oh my golly
Test Tube: That's my line.
Nick: js shut up tt man
Fan: SHHHHHHHHH dont talk to her like that : c
Nick: hmm i just did 😗
Test Tube: That isn’t very nice.
Nick: WHY DO YOU SPEAK LIKE YR WRITING AN ESSAY WTFF💔💔
Test Tube: I don’t.
Nick: hmmmmm sureee…
Basey: Can we like not fight or something
Bulb thing: yeah you guys fight EVERYDAYY😔
Painty: REALLLL!!!!
Nick: yr SO LUCKY i could’ve gotten banned if i said smth
Painty: ooh well😘
Nick: actually stfu🥰
Painty: AWWW YR SO KIND!!!!
[Nick has changed their name to Nickelodeon]
Painty: when
Bulb thing: when what?
Knifee: damn oops
Test Tube: What?
Nickelodeon: vro might be tweekin
Painty: huh
Test Tube: I’m confused.
Bulb thing: being their best friend i assume they are confused on how nickel is able to change their username
Painty: yeah
Nickelodeon: oh yeah idk
Painty: damnnn okay
Yang: THIS PLACE IS SO DRY WHERES THE DRAMA X(((
Nickelodeon: js sybau lk ts pmo sm oml cs ym yap lk no tmrw wtf
Fan: it’s concerning how i can read that
[Knifee changed @Basey’s name to @Based]
Based: oh! anyway what does it say
Fan: ‘Just shut your b*tchass up like this sh*t pisses me off so much oh my lord because you man yap like no tomorrow what the f*ck’
Based: JELP BICKEL
[@Nickelodeon has changed their name to @BICKEL]
Taco: How did suitcase not ban that what.
[@Based has been given ‘Admin’ role by @Suity]
Based: YAYAYAYYAYAYAYTAYAYAYTAYAYTATAYATATYA
Knifee: do the honours
BICKEL: DONT
Based: sooooooryyyyy!!!
BICKEL: OMFGGG
[@BICKEL has been timed out of 5 minutes. Reason: Inappropriate Language]
Knifee: @Trophy LMAOO
Chapter 4: 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Summary:
idk why i keep stalling sorry y’all here it is!!!
Notes:
updated usernames:
Suity: suitcase
Knife : knife
Tissues: tissues
Soap: soap
Bulby: lightbulb
Painty :paintbrush
Testy : test tube
Fan: fan
Yin:yin
Yang : yang
Mic: microphone
Taco:taco
Pickle: pickle
Cheesy: cheesy
Box: box
Basey: baseball
Nick: nickel
Balloon: balloon
Apple: apple
Marsh: marshmallow
Troph: trophy
Cherries: Cherries
Bow: bow
Dough: dough
Bomb: bomb
OJ: OJ
Paper: paper
Pepper: pepper
Salt: salt
Candle: candle
Silver: silver spoon
LifeRing: Lifering
TeaKettle: tea kettle
Floory: the floor
Bot: bot
Cabby: cabby
Blueberry: blueberry
Goo: goo
Clover: clover
Chapter Text
Today at 8:26
Bulby: GUYS ITS MONDAYAUAYYAB😋
Painty: so?
Nick: What is there no school
Mic: NO SCHOOL??! WHEN
Taco: Yay?
Nick: diabolical that ur talking
Taco: I’m actually gonna get permanently banned if I say something
Nick: say it then???
Taco: Did you not read what i said
Nick: BITCH ATLEAST I WAS TAUGHT TO READ😭🙏
Taco: What?
Nick: LIKE TF IS THY💔
Taco: I don’t think anyone’s laughing 😔
Mic: i think ur doomed taco
Nick: @Troph lookk
Troph: WHY DO YOU GUYS MENTION ME EVERYDAY LIKE WHAT AM I GONNA DO
Nick: it’s cs ur like one of the only ppl with humour
Taco: what happened to b, e, a, u, and a?
Mic: LMAOOO🙏🙏
Apple: hi guys
Mic: suppp
Apple: uh
Mic: js use the voice thing 🙏
Apple: Oh okay so how is everyone doing
Nick: NO VERY GOOD CUZ OF A CERTAIN SOMEONE BUGGING ME FOR HOURS @Taco
Taco: bitch it’s been 30 minutes what😶
Nick: stfu
Suity: i might close down this chat atp i can control you guys anymore😓
[@Nick and @Taco are kicked from the’Chat of Insanity’]
Knife: oml why is it always when im not here
Suity: what were u doing ?
Bow: you don’t wanna know
Marsh: UHMMM…
Mic: im fearful for what someone’s gonna say🫢
Knife: weellll,,,
Mic: whattt😭
Knife: i kind uhh almost got a virus
Bow oml don’t💔
Mic: LMAOO UR STUPID😭
Suity: how?
Knife: w-w-w-w-well! >.<
Mic: let me guess it was something you wanted to buy and the website said you had to download a file to get it for free and you almost did but someone stopped you and saved ur life ?
Knife: DAMNNN HOW
Mic: it’s obvious and what were you trying to buy
Knife: thats kinda irrelevant
Mic: tell me NOW!!! *claws come out, ears and tail arises, eyes turn red and veins pop out.* ROARRRR!!! YOU CANT HIDE ANYTHING FROM ME KITTEN!!
Knife: o-o-o-oh no!! i-i-i-i’ll tell u alpha !! i-i-it was a…a…a weapon i really wanted! s-sowwy!!
Mic: *turns back to normal* i-it’s okay. just get alphas permission next time, okay?
Knife: o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-okay!! ^^!!!! uwu >.<
[@Taco and @Nick have been added to the chat]
Knife: suitcase.
Suity: uhhh
Nick: @Mic @Knife this shit isn’t normal btw
Mic: hush 🥰
Taco: yawns
Mic: it’s 9am tf u mean yawn
Taco: I’m tired of Nickel’s shenanigans.
Nick: AHHAHAHAHAHGHHAHHAAH AHHAH! shut up.
Taco: I apologise, however, who requested for thou to open and close your jaw rapidly?
Nick: what
Mic: yeah no im going back to bed
Nick: how is like no one up bro
Basey: uhh so what to you all play? @everyone?
Suity: Careful when doing that !!
Basey: k
Yang: i have been summoned
Basey: yeah
Yang: hmm game would be smg4 >:)
[what was past me on smg4 is not a game dipshit also im gonna miss smg4 so much omggg]
Basey: cool
Suity: that baking game i forgot lol
Knife: i don’t have one?
Pickle: ooh my turn valorant
Knife: NAHH WHAJ
Pickle: uh what
Bulby: chicken butt!!!!!
Pickle: btw the names changed if anyone noticed
Bulby: matter of fact i did 😋
Clover: OOOH OOH IK THE STRAWBEEY SHORTCAKE GAME WITH THE BAKING!
Nick: i love it honestly
Clover: yayyy!! <33
Candle: I don’t really have one. @Silver ??
Silver: The Worst Witch game on BBC Bitesize
Nick: TF IS TAHT 😭🙏🙏
Taco: Only real ones know at this point and i really like those collecter games i don’t know
Mic: Omori is peak
Yin: you read my mind!
Mic: REALLY?!?!
Painty: procreate
Yin: yahh
Testy: Procreate is a drawing app.
Painty: mb
Marsh: omg sundy staircase my gosh it’s fantastic
Nick: huhh
[Apple has left the group chat.]
Marsh: damn..
Bow: hah anyone heard of obey me?
Knife: LEAVE. NOW.
Bow: jkk
Suitcase: sighhhh ily guys 😌
Nick: i don’t love you back
Dough: @Bow why’d a expose me for liking bl games
Nick: BITCH EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT
Cabby: OH. anyway @Fan i wanna hear yours i like puzzles like tetris
Balloon: Im fully attached to my tmgc xd
Fan: oh me i like uh…don’t get weird when i say this okay?
Cabby: yep?
Fan: i play phightning sorry
Nick: 🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯
Fan: what
Nick: BUNS
Cabby: opinions don’t matter now ig to nickle
Nick: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Fan: stop !! :(
Nick:🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Suity: i take back what i said 🥲
Pepper: damn k?? @Salt
Salt: huh??
Pepper: is ur fav game candy crush
Salt: ig?
Pepper: great mind think alike ;)
Troph: FYM CANDY CRUSH IN 2025
Pepper: ur the one who slammed me into the floor so you can be talkin😗
Troph: yeah i did and im proud
Knife: yo school tmrw
[Knife was silenced for 3 minutes.]
Basey: i cant bare the thought sorry
Suity: sorry knife i have to agree😖
Bow: damnn anyway it’s getting boring byeeeee
Bot: okii bye !!! >.<
(THATS A WRAP! /ref to dandy’s world. anyways tysm but if you’d like to request like a chapter idea go ahead because i got nothing. sorry if these are getting shorter! also exams week is next week so might not be here! leave me good things!! def will be back for eternal sugar fanfics tho,, ;) byess >_<)
OOOHH AND TY ALL SO SO SO SKA O SOS OS SO MUCH FOR 80 KUDOS!! So close to 100 too! And 900 hits is crazyyy so!! bless you all ;)
oh my gosh exams tmrw LIKE HELLO😭🙏
Chapter 5: gyaturosspolicemall
Summary:
👒👒👒👒👒👒👒👒👒AHAHJSNSLSBALSB 😭😭
Chapter Text
OML OML OML OML TYSM FOR 1000 HITS 😭😭
TY FOR ALL THE SUPPORT IK I SAY IT A LOT BUT AGH
[Knife has changed permissions and changed names to :default:]
Lightbulb: aww
Nickel: bwaut niyfe-san!!🥺🥺
Paintbrush: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL..
Nickel: damn it was a joke tf at least im not as weird as mic
Microphone: Let’s be so fkin fr ur worse
Baseball: 😔😔
Nickel: hush it fatty
Suitcase: HEEYYY STOP PLEASEE!!😖
Nickel: whateverr
Soap: i assume i have not been summoned
Nickel: you haven’t sorry (not)
Paintbrush: ACTUALLY yes to clean nickels dirty fucking mouth😭
Nickel: your saying that but you js swore
Silver: Excuse me everyone, but I have an announcement.
Nickel: idgaf
Microphone: are you lesbo or smth
Paintbrush: yeah probably or he’s gonna say he’s prego😭
Lightbulb: atp he’s gonna say he’s british 😔
Nickel: @Lightbulb no asked you to speak
Fan: stop being mean !!! :d
Nickel: i don’t listen to fucking twinks
Fan: im bi wdym??
Nickel: same thing
Silver: I was going to say that I’m leaving the school but suit yourself!
Nickel: lmao
Candle: We’ll miss you.
Clover: Yeah!
Nickel: i won’t
[Nickel has been muted. Reason: he needs to shut his bitchass up]
Suitcase: uhhmmm
TestTube: I have realised that you mostly have nothing to say when nickel gets banned.
Taco: The silence is honestly choking
Trophy: no one asked!
Bow: guys hi
Marsh: OH MY LORD YOU HAVENT BEEN IN SCHOOL FOR LIKE 1 WEEK WHERE ARE YOU
Bow: im unfortunately in hospital 😔
Marsh: What did you do this time
Bow: i broke my arm lol and along with that i got fkin food poisonin
Paintbrush: oh shit you gud?
Bow: im listening to like ayesha rn
Knife: are you fr
Bow: supa fr
Fan:🤑
Lightbulb: 🤑
[Nickel has been unmuted.]
Tissues: How have you not learned your lesson yet
Nickel: how have you not thought about going to the fucking doctors? how have you not thought about ending it yet?
Knife: gotta be honest tissues right
Paper: hi
OJ: Hello
Paper: is anyone else studying law 😔
Bow: all you hun
Apple: wjat is tht
TeaKettle: Oh.
LifeRing: I would have the same reaction
OJ: No but I’m doing economics now
Knife: Can we play a game or something
Microphone: I spy maybe?
Knife: kk i spy w my little eye smth that begins w b
Microphone: butter
Knife: why😭
Microphone: cs yr fat
Knife: guess again home wrecker
Microphone: HOW AM I A HOMEWRE CKER GET YR FACTS RIGHT
Knife: @Pickle @Taco let’s be fr
Pickle: what?
Taco: I’m not discussing this
Knife: suit yourself
Microphone: what does that mean
Knife: play the fucking game
Microphone: board
Knife: no
Microphone: black idk
Knife: HOW?
Microphone: CLOSE YR EYES
Knife: 💀
Nickel: big 25 cmon chat we can do better
Taco: Shut up you c*nt
Microphone: HAH TACO EATING
Nickel: your the fag
Suitcase: can we NOT throw slurs at each other
[Taco and Nickel are muted. Reason: turns out they still can’t stfu]
Knife: done and dusted ig
Microphone: yo what was the answer
Knife: a billboard
Microphone: I SAID YHAT
Knife: no you said board
Microphone: why are you my friend or smth
Knife: tf i thought we were siblings 😭
Microphone: oh yeah sorry cuz😔
Knife: UwU🥺🥺
Microphone: i will fucking block you
Knife: i was joking🥺
Microphone: best be
Knife: I’m fighting the urge to disown you
Nickel: the hell did i do
Paintbrush: NOT EVERFIN IN ABT UUUU😭
Nickel: *everything is
Paintbrush: stfu b4 I put u in lockjaw tf
Nickel: THREAT THREAT THREAT⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
Suitcase: uhhhh🥲
Microphone: BURNING PILE BY MOTHER MOTHER HITTING SO HARD RNNN
OJ: who ??
Microphone: ARGENEIDIKSVSJW YOUR SO UNC
OJ: right
Microphone: ALL MY TROUBLES ON A BURNING PILEE🙏🙏
Knife: right grab the therapist stat. it’s happening again😔
Taco: Don’t worry I got him
Microphone: whatevss PH WAIT ITS DAZEY AND THE SCOUTS WAITTT🙏🙏
Fan: wait here her out-
Microphone: THANK YOU GOSHH
Fan: lemme guess ur listening to wet hah
Microphone: I GOT CAUGHT NOOOO😭😭
Nickel: y’all end of an era im getting my fon taken away ahahahha
Baseball: damn wjat did you do this time?
Nickel: i MAYBE ripped cabby’s hair out when we were doing that buns ass project ??? cs she was pissing me offff tfff
Baseball: sighh then??
Bomby: My lord😔
Paintbrush: WHAT THE HELL SID YOU DO😨
Nickel: i might have screamed at everyone smth im not allowed to type 🫢
Baseball: what?
Lightbulb: :/
Fan: oh-
Nickel: yo it was a joke i said i was kidding
Paper: I have nothing to say
Nickel: hah idkk
Baseball: my lord…
Nickel: 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Taco: Thats enough sweetheart
Microphone: oh ana-mother mother frfr
Taco: What
Bomby: loads of what 2day
Test Tube: I once agree with one I have never interacted with.
Fan: Test tube why do you always type like that you never talk like that hah
Test Tube: Sorry. I’m just used to it, I guess.
Nickel: is mf really on keyboard
Test Tube: Well…
Paintbrush: Girl, take a break.
Nickel: GIRL, mind yo biz
Test Tube: Wow.
Paintbrush: yr really offending everyone today
Nickel: tf did i do what is she talking bout
Paintbrush: i’m not a ‘GIRL’ loll im non
Nickel: uhh
Paintbrush: i think thats the second time 😭
Nickel: ik tho
Lightbrush: then why did you say it im confused?
Fan: HAHAHA FAX
Nickel ‘FAX’ in the big 25
Silver: You never actually hush, do you?
Nickel: no one invited yr ass so stfu
Suitcase: thats is IT. Knife, your owner now i give up. do whatever:/ (sorry knife)
[Suitcase has left ‘The Chat of Insanity’.]
Knife: oh god
Nickel: SHES SUCH A WUSS GAHAHHAHAH
Balloon: really think about how lame that sounded
Nickel: you’ll be looking lame when i deflate yr ass
Balloon: let’s not forget the time you flattened YOURSELF
Fan: AYO WHAT
Lightbulb: whaaa💀
Nickel: skull emoji in the big 25
Knife: say that again im gonna go viziepop on yo ass im not kidding
(OOC: sorry to all her fans tho or of her shows imma be honest there are not bad but i don’t like it because i’m religious and it’s kinda demonic and sometimes offensive hah anyways no need to leave a review)
Nickel: ‘yo ass’ in the big 25
[Nickel has been kicked from the server.]
Knife: who’s gonna bring him back now ?
Fan: WELLLLLLL i think basey still has uhh admin
Baseball: somehow it isn’t anymore
Knife: o
Taco: This has been going on for so long im tired bye
Fan: SAME YALL
Knife: whatever if your so tired i’ll put the server on lockdown hb that
Baseball: PLEASE JUST TILL TMRW
Knife: fine ig
[what ever he put it on lockdown it’s 8 in the morning im tired 😭🙏]
Chapter 6: crazy typeshit😭
Summary:
hi guys TY ALL FOR 100 KUDOSS!!!
Chapter Text
*passions, passions…we all have at least one, right? i do, A TON! but it’s hard for me to do it without motivation and mistakes (chapter 6 was supposed to release but the tab was deleted)
sorry to everyone who is waiting, i’m trying. i’m trying to convince myself it’s all just a hobby but whatever it may be, it’s always a chore to me. sorry everyone, i promise i’ll try and get to chapter 9 by end of june
i will continue with the chapter now, but announcement!!!! : so the story ends at chapter 10 hah but there will be a new story (a second version haha)*
Nickel: guys!!!!!! im bored also knife ty opening it
Fan: i’m really sad rn😞
Nickel: Don’t care. Didn’t ask.
Fan: i’m serious my favourite game is getting problematic
Nickel: AWWW SAD
Silver: Lucky for me!
Paintbrush: HUSH.
Fan: @Microphone @Lightbulb @TestTube @Taco hru??
Microphone: Idk really Taco’s probs asleep she always comes at like 3rd period
OJ: this is why she was held back
Nickel: THATS WHY UR GRADUATING EARLY actually im not defending HER
Taco: I can see this, hello?
Nickel: yo gtg im too chronically online 💔
Lightbulb: sorry i was doing a task im done i can text now >_<
Fan: HEY!!! Dx<
Lightbulb: uhhh!?
Fan: thats my line!!! /jk xD
TestTube: Fan, I prefer to not talk in class.
Clover: Hi!!!!👋
Nickel: Wsp
Candle: Woah.
Nickel: Ok?
Candle: 😌
Nickel: pls stop overusing that
Baseball: cmon don’t be rude!
Nickel: Sighhhhhhhh
Clover: how is everyone?😋
Lifering: nice! thank you!
Tea Kettle: Fantastic, really!
Clover: nice to know that!
Knife: BIG ASS SWITCH UP😭💔
Nickel: u overuse emojis bro
Knife: want me to type differently then?
Paintbrush: I would love it
Knife: no.
Lightbulb: Your no fun!!!
Knife: HEY
Bomb: hah😭
Knife: stfu
Bomb: 💀
Fan: lol xD
TestTube: I’m confused.
Bomb: What?
TestTube: I don’t know.
Paper: @Balloon guess what next period is
Balloon: Fuck I HATE PE😔
Paper: Same
Yang: thats unfortunate me and Cheesy got Maths for 5th
Trophy: WE HAVENT HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE???
Yang: yeah yin and i were not well because someone decided to give me the fucking flu
Yin: It’s not my fault!
Yang: kinda is
Yin: Nooo!
Yang: bitch it is
Yin: Staaauwp!
Yang: it is tho
Bow: SHUSH IN TRYNA SLEEP WTF
Marshmallow: why aren’t you in school? NO ONES AT SCHOOL THESE DAYS ONG
Bow: im with apple ig and i didnt feel like it i was thrifting
Nickel: your parents are cool
Bow: Im fucking dead and i have no parents there in hell.
Nickel: BAHAHAHSH
Yang: you’re gonna end up there as well stfu
Yin: You will too!
Knife: god can i leave with suitcase
Baseball: Sure i can own
Knife: k
Baseball: BUT IM TRAVELLING SCHOOL ENDS THIS WEKK YAYAYAYAY
Yang: cool
Taco: not for me
Microphone: oh yeah taco where have u been too???
Taco: I moved back to Britain my parents thought it was a great idea but im coming back next year it just till july 22 dw
Microphone: NOOO WE’RE GONNA BECOME LONG DISTANCE TACOOOO
Taco: lol
Microphone: ANYWAYS almost end of art excited pb
Paintbrush: No i love art
Paper: we were doing dodgeball haha
Yin: Cool!
Yang: LUCKY
Yin: good for you im stuck in science 😞
Yang: cya !!!
Balloon: kk cya
Knife: oh gosh do you guys wanna come to the park or smth
Nickel: im up for it
Paintbrush: sure @Lightbulb @Fan @TestTube
TestTube: Sure.
Lightbulb: OF COURSE?!! YK ME XC
Fan: yayaya yes !!!
Knife: cool anyways i think we get free next period for science idk if they’re allowed to do that but whatever
OJ: I’m getting bored haha
Knife: yeah ts is getting long
Bomb: fr talk to y’all latr ig
Goo: 🙃
Bot: 😋
Chapter 7: Chapter 7A KINDA
Summary:
r u srs rn gng ts pmo sm syfm rn cs what🤣🤣 (im kidding is)
request from @ConnArtist_08
tyyyyy!!!! smmmmmm!!!
Chapter Text
Today at 14:06
HERES OUR CHAPTER IDEA!!!: Have a school assembly going on that day and just all of them coordinating horribly to meet up and sit next to each other
- fire drill happens because one of them started a fire in the chemistry lab or in culinary 🤩
Knife: yo after lunch who comin to the lab???
Paintbrush: TF???? NO WAY IM COMING W YO ASS
TestTube: …
Yang: ME AND YINNY ARE AO UP FOR IT!!!
Yin: No?
Yang: ur coming
Yin: For the story you all forced me to :/
Cheesy: sure what we doing?
Knife: anything really js cs i hate the science teacher
Paper: OH.
Baseball: ig we going
Nickel: go or knife is gonna kick you guys
OJ: Fine, I’m going to university at least
Nickel: u better not rat
OJ: I won’t. Paper are you going
Paper: No I don’t feel like it anyway
Microphone: what? are y’all scared?
Taco: 😐
Microphone: hah yk u r c:<
Taco: I’m trying not to get into trouble actually.
Knifw: yeah no lets just all go idgaf
Yang: im going by yin’s story too
Yin: we kinda were anyways :l
Knife: yr right but idc 😀
Paper: Fine. When?
Knife: .
Nickel: AFTER LUNCH THERE IS AN ASSEMBLY HELLO?????😭😭
OJ: Rude, but I’m still not going
[‘@OJ’ has been kicked from ‘The Chat of Insanity’. Reason: he’s boring]
Paper: what.
Knife: YK WHAT SCRATCH IT😭 lets js go.
[‘@OJ’ has been added to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]
OJ: what?
Nickel: we aint going -_-
OJ: GOOD.
Knife: can we just meet up for assembly then???
Microphone: sure how about the
Nickel: ‘the’ what?
Microphone: typo😔
Bomb: Hb just outside it like normal people?
TeaKettle: *hooligans
Taco: ?
OJ: fr
[‘@TeaKettle’ is kicked from the server. Reason: STFU.]
Microphone: bitch calm down what are we going on a rampage for…
Knife: hey @everyone can we just meet up and im banning swearing now some of us are RELIGIOUS.
Yin: YEAH!!!
Yang: shush.
Yin: :(
Tissues: uh
Knife: kys
Microphone: stop it kitten…i know that this isn’t u…
Knife: ik awpha!! im sowwyy..🥺
Pickle: SCREENSHOTTED!!!!
Microphone: oh! ☺️
Knife: wait imma dm sc rn stay good kittens
Balloon: didnt askkkk!!! :3
Knife: 🖕
Nickel: ur rude knife ya know that?
Knife: f off
Tissues: hiyyyy yin!!
(yes the creator kinda ships yin x tissuses😀 (i like to call it sneezeball its funny)
Yin: OOHHH!!! HIII!!!
Yang: yo hb me😗
Tissues: hiii!!! :)
Yang: yay
Yin: HELP NO ONE IS HERE
Baseball: some of us are eating and u all are at the wrong side
Yang: JAJAHAHDKWIABKQBSJWEH GRRRRRRR
Trophy: OFC UR STILL EATING FATTY!!!!!
Knife: um so baseball ur co-owner and ig u can be mods @Taco @Microphone
Baseball: ayyyayaya!!! is that what u left 4?
Balloon: i think she forgor abt me
Knife: she didnt but now i have to add u too
Microphone: ME AND TACO DO THE KICKING?!? SICKK!!!!
Taco: Huh? I’m not online much…
Knife: theres a space for u balloon.
Balloon: yaay
[Permissons have been updated.]
Microphone: !!!
Yang: @Cherries u fuckass where are you
Cherries: im eating 🫥
Yang: owujhhj ok
Balloon: i will do the honours…
(OH YEAH SORRY GUYS FOR NOT UPLOADING AND PROMISING SMTH THAT ISNT POSSIBLE…ik i made a mistake and yk im stressed cs of final exam results AND HAVING A STUPID AHH PROJECT GRRR anyways i hope u guys understand results are on the 5th and i’ll tell u guys za results I WANNA LEAVE ALREADYYYY😭😭)
[@Yang has been muted for 15 minutes. Reason: Inappropriate Language]
Salt: uhm so can we like goo???
Goo: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!
Salt: ooh..about that hunny…😔
Pepper: 😗
Bot: ouf…cya guys then…
(Hahahah tyme skip!!!)
Knife: ayyy @Trophy icu
Trophy: suppp!
Knife: bruh i got caught almost got done…
Cabby: Sucks for you, it must be nice to sit in middle row ain’t it?
Knife: 💔
Yin: OMG…
Cheesy: whats the probs?
Yin: yang…
Tissues: ??
Marshmallow: i don’t get it?
Yin: we ALWAYS sit next to eachother…HES NOT EVEN HERE!
Fan: TEST TUBE WE GOT A CODE-47
TestTube: whats that?
Fan: fourtyseven backwards is nevesytruof and if u oh wait nvm…
TestTube: OH WAIT! NOOO
Knife: uh?
TestTube: HE’S DEAD
Yin: he isnt his phone is on.
Fan: false alarm…
Paintbrush: your right…
Lightbrush: AAAHAHAHHAHAH🙏🙏
TeaKettle: MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭
TestTube: the fire alarm…AND OJ AND PAPER ARENT HERE! CULPRITS OF THE MURDER!! THEY LIT IT UP AND OBLITERATED IT!
Knife: yk there are some ppl missing cs theres a club??? HUH?
TestTube: .
Cabby: Paper, OJ, Yang (who isn’t part of any club), Apple, Bow, Baseball, Suitcase and Dough aren’t present as there is a club currently.
OJ: your creepiness comes in handy, i can confirm that we all went for a water break BUT some of us split up…
Fan: WHO WITH WHO?
OJ: Me and Paper, who is somehow unconscious…
Fan: WHAT?
Tissues: im in the same shock😨😨
Microphone: noo…
OJ: Don’t worry I’ve got him anyway so Apple, Bow and Dough left together and Baseball and Suitcase took the route with them
Bow: OH MY GOSH DOUGH ISNT WITH US?
TestTube: There you have it, the evidence hidden in PLAIN SIGHT!
Tissues: Congrats yins sad now
Yin: my brother.
Yang: YIN IM OKAY!!!! the lab isnt though…
Dough: …
Bow: WHERE WERE YOU?
Dough: …
Bow: DOUGH!
TestTube: wait guys…
Fan: ?
TestTube: what do they need us for?
Knife: stomach tightens
Microphone: don’t worry kitten😉
Knife: wait bro lets joke latr we’re so dead…
Cabby: Can we go then?
Bow: im there already anyways.. they wanna know about the gc…
Taco: looks like im off the hook
Microphone: HOLD UR HORSES! remember what u sent…
Taco: im moving back to britain and changing my appearance and name.
Knife: uhhhuhhh…
Pickle: okayy guys don’t text if theres really trouble…
Baseball: Suitcase says she’s disappointed with you guys…
Nickel: BRO I THINK ITS THEN END…
(hah so next chapter is js basically them yapping irl which means no chat!!! scrolll…SCROLL!!!
Chapter 8: 7B!
Summary:
heyyy long time no seee! uhh school pmo... anyways I am feeding u all ALSO PASSED MY EXAM W/ FLYING COLOURS YAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAY <333
Notes:
sorry abt the like 2 week wait guys :( LIFE IS SO BUSY..
I also didn’t keep my promise. School just sucks rn but we finished exams so fun time yayayay no work so i’ll try and get some writing done but REMEMBERRR THIS IS FOR FUNN! :D
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
For most of the time, it was quiet, everyone was just standing there, picking, looking or biting at their nails, or admiring their surroundings like they had never seen a wall before.
“So, we know why we are here..?”
...
“Suitcase started it. She dragged us into it.” Taco blinked at ALMOST everyone, who was surprisingly nodding.
“Suitcase, huh…she doesn’t show up anywhere?”
”SERIOUSLY? Ever heard of LEAVING, huh?” Knife shouted.
”Well don’t have to scream, do we?”
It went silent for a while until Cabby tutted and sat up straighter, like it was a courtroom.
”Well, she did start it, BUT she left due to the amount of chaos.”
”Which means she can’t clean up after herself!” Yang exclaimed, on his tiptoes to look at Cabby, who was rolling her eyes.
”C’mon, Yang, we know that isn’t true…” Yin reassured his twin, causing him to quiet down.
“She didn’t like the environment, so she did what she thought was right.” Mic played along, staring down at Taco, who looked kind of frustrated.
”I don’t get the point..? Well, I read it-“
”You DIDN’T?” Nickel said, not as confident as he did sound usually.
”Well…There wasn’t very nice content, so i’ll have to ask you to shut it down.”
”Aw…” Marsh sighed.
”Any more reports than action will be taken-BLABLA CSBT BE ASKED ANYMORE🥰”
”Whoever the heck did that, I SWEAR.” Knife whispered as they walked out.
“Gotta be someone in the club..?” Soap suggested.
”And someone who can’t afford to be quiet…” Nickel added.
”I mean, Bow and Baseball couldn’t have, nether would Dough. Apple also barely becomes online, Paper was ‘asleep’, Suitcase wouldn’t put us down like that, Yang really likes here, so, OJ must’ve done it.” (CABBY WTF U WEIRDOOO😭😭)
”Dang, thanks Detective.” Nickel said sarcastically.
Notes:
writing this on IIS4 and TPOT 19 is CRAZYYYYY making a tpot 19 fic tho😋
jelp sorry im not writing as much! :(
NO SCHOOL DANG I WAITED SOOO LONG (also i gotta cut of the swearing in this fic istg cs faith and stuff 🥰)
Chapter 9: im back BTCHEZZZZ (the bus ride……ikr❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹)
Summary:
hi sorry ive been gone for 3 MONTHS on ts
more of a vent chapter (sh tw) and also uh taco arguing you cant get enough of that
Chapter Text
[OJ changed names to :defualt:]
Nickel: long time no see
Paintbrush: good
Nickel: fuck the fuck off🥹
Taco: who is this again i forgot
Nickel: the group chat are you chronically ill
Taco: oh
Fan: hai
Lightbulb: HAIIIIIIII
HOW WAS BREAK???????!!!?!
Soap: ass
TestTube: It was okay LOL
Bow: Sup guyz
Marshmallow: Hi?
Suitcase: ready for school?🥰
Knife: fuck fuck fuck no💔
Fan: i’ve been listening to butcher vanity the whole break since that bus ride.
Nickel: DONT GET ME STARTED
Bow: what did i miss? walking home is boring -_-
Paper: god it was silent
OJ: After whatever you guys think happened..?
Nickel: OH YEAHHH yu leaked it and i got my phone taken for TWO WEEKS
Lightbulb: LUCKY! my parents took my notebook :(
Suitcase: my parents took my blade
Knife: what?
Taco: man are u okay
Suitcase: ofc! they just looked through my chats thats all >:(
Microphone: if my parents did that they would NEVER let me speak to you guys again especially you taco
Taco: shut up
Suitcase: it suckedddd they found my blade and my needle :c
Knife: good..like good god suitcase thats not okay.
OJ: you can talk to us..? rightt???
Suitcase: yup ik
Paintbrush: we’ve all been there.
Nickel: well
Baseball:YES you did nickel
Nickel: aight bigball
Suitcase: tysm!!! i’ve been clean since uhhhh ummm 9 weeks :)
Fan: yay :o
Taco: im getting massive flashbacks
Soap: ???
Taco: in middle school i was dared to carve my name into my arm for some reason and they called my mum since they thought i was in a self-centred cult💔
Microphone: omg😁
Taco: its still there.
Microphone: wouldnt it be gone?
Taco: …anyways.
Knife: i ate my pizza with ranch
Nickel: nice
Baseball: hb garlic
Knife: i like garlic too ig
Paper: has anyone seen pickle??????
Pickle: i have!
Paper: oh thank goodness because i was about to call the police!
Pickle: what
Paper: anywho i was wondering if you had a pencil by good chance…!
Pickle: no ask your boyfriend
OJ: i dont
Taco: 😬
Pickle: what?
Taco: nothing?
Microphone: can we not today i get u two are not friends anymore but lets make this a safe space
Pickle: you have a smart gf
Taco: didnt have a smart boyfriend tho
Nickel: wrap it up vro❤️🩹
Pickle: why should i when she started it
Nickel: okay what
Taco: stay mad🥰
Pickle: i will thanks
Taco: do you need radnor splash or sum
Soap: hell is that
Bow: shhhh i HAVE to see this >:^
Pickle: im not gonna argue w you for attention taco
Taco: never was?
Pickle: if you’re tryna prove something save it
Taco: for who lol
OJ: can we be quiet thanks!
Taco: need more time to fuck or something oj
Nickel: why is she mad😭
Microphone: YO OKAY😭😭😭
Soap: come get ur gf or sum dude💔
Ligtbulb: 0k4y 4nywh0! ^_^
Paintbrush: what happened
Lightbrush: h3h 1dk 1 l1k3 t4lk1ng l1k3 th1Z
Nickel: is that binary code
Knife: you tried.
Pickle: im hungryyyy
Taco: hungry for more bitching
Bot: Hai
Taco: hiii
Bot: I uhhhh
Im gonna ignore all of that
Taco: your parents taught you well unlike someone who can ignore an emoji omg
Pickle: go do something productive
Taco: ruining your life is enough
Suitcase: thats enough guys :(
Taco: FINE
Microphone: does one ever calm down ong
Taco: piss off
Nickel: um…hey..! uh, hey..!
Knife: dont we have skl tmrw guys get some rest
Taco: sure but i cant rest from him tho
Pickle: i hear your bitching in my dreams
Taco: im in your dreams🥰🥰
Microphone: the man you liked i think❤️🩹❤️🩹
Taco: is it bed time
Pickle: i can make it bedtime for you
Taco: not if i do first
Nickel: calm the hell down
TestTube: Good night people
Microphone: its 7pm???
TestTube: I know :P
Microphone: right…
Lightbulb: 1 m1ght 4sw3ll l0g 0ff t0o 1m t1r3d😭😭😭 641111!!!!
Paintbrush: 641?
Lightbulb: bai teheh
Fan: oh🥹
Taco: what happened on the bus?
Fan: WHERE DO I BEGIN.
Microphone: so for the ppl who DONT take me and fans bus it was really quiet but SOMEONE ruined it by saying ‘we should all make up!’
Taco: let me guess oj
OJ: no
Taco: okay
Bot: i like being high
TestTube: fuck no you dont
Fan: she means high in altitude
TestTube: Ohh bye again
Nickel: okay…wow continue
Fan: salt.
Microphone: the stalker✌️
so then everyone scream at her to shut up so yeah pepper stayed silent lol
Fan: yeah then Balloon spilled his lemonade on me so i had a meltdown and spilled monster on him
Microphone: and chaos erupted lol everyone was arguing and then it went silent again
Fan: best part was nobody looked up and even said goodbye and im happy i barely get silence
Microphone: isnt the word silence like your enemy?
Fan: yes
Paintbrush: personally my best friend
Marshmallow: i just woke up wtf
Bow: deadass😭
Marshmallow: i woke up as 3pm i went to bed late and ate breakfast and went to the park and was tired so fell asleep and woke up at 5 and had dinner and slept again for 10 minutes and then i went to your house and slept
Bow: oh ur still here wanna make out
Marshmallow: are you okay
Bow: im kidding • -c •
Trophy: sure
Cheesy: Says who
Trophy: me lol
OJ: Good night.
[OJ set the server to :lockdown: until 0:00am]
Today 1:56am
Balloon: anyone here
Suitcase: yeah! whats up?!
Balloon: nothing i just think somethings in my throat i dont think i’ll be able to live
Suitcase: try to breath through ur nose atleast tehheh
Balloon: yeha lol
Suitcase: should i try and find it?
Balloon: ?
Suitcase: blade.
Balloon: no..you know better, what’s troubling you.
Suitcase: last summer is
Balloon: its gonna be okay im sure…❤️🩹🫂
(vent chapter :[ dont do sh guys doesnt matter if it leaves scars or not. any sh is valid sh.)
Chapter Text
Today at 21:08
YANG‼️💥: guys
knife._: wHat?????
YANG‼️💥: SMG4 is gone.
knife._: oh im so sorry to hear that whens the funeral
micworksatthelongbaconstore: ROFL WHAT
yinny: Hes very sad now
SilverSpoon: Aw
Goo: I likes that channel
lighbulh: HELP ME
Baseball: whats so funny bro?
lighbulh: NO MY KEYS ARE STUCK ON CAPS I DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED HELP 😣😣😣😣😣
ArtBrush: ya
paypipie: What is going on anymore
pepperrr: I DUNNO
nickel_not_nickle: can we do sum else plz

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