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the chat of (in)sanity

Summary:

ii chatfic of pandemonium
(yin and Yang r separate ppl and au means no competition)

thanks 2 @blueyi, @tissueafan379 n @Microwave_TWOtatos for inspiring this fic

 

usernames

suitcase :3: suitcase
Knifee : knife
achoo: tissues
CleanClanLeader: soap
bulby: lightbulb
painty :paintbrush
Scientistt : test tube
fanthetheorist: fan
yinny !! :yin
beheeiwgyang: yang
microwave: microphone
Taco🇬🇧 :taco
EpicGaming48: pickle
CheesyPuns: cheesy
Box: box
BaseyBall: baseball
Nick🥳🔫: nickel
baboon: balloon
🍎: apple
marsh: marshmallow
TROPHTHECHAP: trophy
Cherries: Cherries
bow^^: bow
dough<33: dough
bombayah: bomb
ojay: OJ
pauper: paper
peppar!: pepper
saltysalt: salt
Candle: candle
Silver~: silver spoon
Lifeguard: Lifering
TeaKettle: tea kettle
groundyy🪴: the floor
BOT >_<: bot
stalker: cabby
bb: blueberry
GU: goo
🍀Cloverr!!!🍀: clover

gelp not the 81 characters left!

Notes:

I HAVE NEVA AGREED WITH JEFFERSON ONCE
WE’VE FOUGHT ON LIKE 75 DIFFERENT FRONTS
BUT WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE
JEFFERSON HAS BELIEFS
BURR HAS NONE.
(Hamiltonian reference)

ahh yeah thank you all sm for all of the support and im very grateful that you guys love this fic a lot ^^

ohh ya nice to know that im almost at 100 kudos!! ty 🙃
guys i am so sorry for slow uploads oml life is BUUUSYYY and school is draining. luckily i have some free time so i’m gonna get new stuff out of you guys !!! sorry about all of this, i’m just one person, really.

(See the end of the work for more notes and other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter Text

[suitcase :3 has added Knifee to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]



Today at 4:01pm

 

Knifee: what is this bro

suitcase :3: hiyaa!!! it’s a gc imma add more ppl wanna be co owner?

Knifee: uhh okay?

[Roles have been edited]

Knifee: soo,, are we gonna add more ppl

suitcase :3: progressively, cause the server will erupt in chaos if I add everyone at once 😬

Knifee: k I’ll add some ppl then

[Knifee has added EpicGamer48 to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]

EpicGaming48: im trying to stream whaat

Knifee: get off the game for 1 second omll 

EpicGaming48: SAYS YOU

Knifee: tf u mean I only play phone destroyer💔

suitcase :3: who’s that

Knifee: pickle

suitcase :3: oh okay Im gonna speed up the process

[suitcase :3 has added achoo, CleanClanLeader, yinny !!, beheeiwgyang, microwave and Taco🇬🇧 to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]

CleanClanLeader: Hello?

suitcase :3: HII!!!!

Taco🇬🇧: what is this tomfoolery 

[Knifee has added TROPHTHECHAP and CheesyPuns to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]

Knifee: @TROPHTHECHAP ‘tomfoolery’ is crazy💔

[TROPHTHECHAP has changed his name to TROPH🤑]

TROPH🤑: LMAOO WHATVTHE FUCKK😭

Taco🇬🇧: go jump off a bridge bitch

CheesyPuns: oop-

Taco🇬🇧: and you too

microwave: @Taco🇬🇧 stop

Taco🇬🇧: end it mic

microwave: you are NOT going to collage after this digital footprint💔

achoo: speaking off, @beheeiwgyang did you do the homework?

yinny !!: NO DONT @ HIM HE WAS SLEEPIBG IT WAS SO PEACEFUL😭

beheeiwgyang: WHEN WAS THERE HOMEWORK OMS

[beheeiwgyang has changed their name to YANG]

[suitcase :3 has added has added bulby, painty, Scientistt and fanthetheorist to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]

fanthetheorist: looks like we’re all fucked😬💔

Scientistt: who’s we

YANG: we

painty: the chem work or what?

bulby: maths i think

YANG: @bulby what the fuck do you mean you aren’t even in our form group 💔

painty: she’s just guessing cut her some slack😭✋

fanthetheorist: physics

TROPH🤑: DOUBLE COOKED.

fanthetheorist: THE FACT THAT ITS ABOUT ACCELERATION TOO💔

TROPH🤑: HELL NOO TRIPLE COOKED 

Scientistt: it’s due Friday y’all are so dead😀😀😀😀

[suitcase :3 has changed their name to sc]

sc: it’s my lunchtime bye guys knife take care of this place for me☹️

Knife: FUCK NO-

microwave: she’s already offline but whatevs it’s like 4:30 and me and taco are at the park still the bus is late it delayed TWICE💔

painty: DAMN KN ALREADY AT HOME AND I LIVE LIKE 45 MINS AWAY AND I HACE TO TAKE THE BUS

microwave: IKK💔

Knifee: imma add nickel and stuff

[Knifee has added BaseyBall, Nick🥳🔫 and baboon to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]

Nick🥳🔫: yay you added my fin shyts

Baseyball: what

baboon: im not flattered 

Nick🥳🔫: April fools dumbasses

baboon: ur 9 days late pookie

Nick🥳🔫: looks like the grim reaper is 9 days late for you as well! #grimgoals!

baboon: what

Nick🥳🔫: i passed my English exam THATS why I have the emojis

baboon: I don’t care THATS why I didn’t ask now I gotta go eat dinner bye 

Nick🥳🔫: go fuc yourself after🙃

baboon: same to you 🥰

painty: atp everyone’s offline so imma just gonna go get an apple go go squeez and finish my art project bye 🧱

[Nick🥳🔫 has changed their name to I didn’t ask]

I didn’t ask: look flameboy

painty: you are SO lucky we aren’t in the same room

I didn’t ask: WHAT EVAA GN😤

 

Chapter 2: Dunno anymore

Summary:

AHH IM ALLOWING CO-CREATORRR🙃

Chapter Text

Today at 9:34am

bombayah: what is this place💔

I didn’t ask: HELL🥰😘

bombayah: ouh it’s YOU😒

I didn’t ask: what did I even do

sc: im surprised honestly 

i didn’t ask: stfu

[bombayah changed their name to bomb]

bomb: I can already smell the beef

sc: guys stop im in English rn😭

[bulby changed their name to bill]

bill: SAME HELLO E:

sc: hi bill😌

I didn’t ask: WHOS BILL💔

sc: lightbulb 

Knifee: THATS it I can’t stand this

[Knifee has changed @everyone ‘s  name to :default:]

Nickle: why

Knife: ym are confusing everyone 

i-mean-it-wouldn’t-be-that-bright-to-get-real-uptight,we’re-in-a-creepy,crazy-mansion-and-fan’s-got-a-lotta-fright,WORD!!!: interesting 

Knife: BAHAGAB WHAT IS THAT USERNAME @Trophy

Trophy: what the fuck is your problem bro IM IN A CLASS

Knife: look bitch

Trophy: OML WHAT

(hah fun fact im on my mefon rn and I changed the shortcut so whenever I type lightbulb it shows up with um that so yah)

i-mean-it-wouldn’t-be-that-bright-to-get-real-uptight,we’re-in-a-creepy,crazy-mansion-and-fan’s-got-a-lotta-fright,WORD!!!: idc it’s funny 

Paintbrush: it’s a reference 

Fan: SPECIFICALLY in Inanimate Insanity S2 E6 ‘Let Er R.I.P’ at 12:03 

Test Tube: Fan, you always find a way to do this.

Fan:☺️

Yang: yo when’s it break time😭

Yin: It’s at like 10am 

Yang: NOOOOO TELL ME YOUR JK💔

Yin: sorry

Yang: im gonna through a protracter at soaps head watch @Candle

Candle: Don’t do that.

Yang: uhh too late but I don’t think it was a protractor tho

Yin: OML YANG DONT TELL ME YOU THREW  A CIRCLE DRAWER AT HER

Yang: o

Soap: oh my fuckkbg god someone js threw a fuckign thing at me bro I gotta go to the nurse now😭

Yang: don’t read the text above this

Soap: .

Paintbrush: LMAOO 💔

Tissues: good luck

Apple: augered 

Marshmallow: *agreed

Apple: wateva taht meenz 

Marshmallow: 😭😭

Apple: y r u curyun

Knife: GELP I FELL BACK IN MY CHAIR LAUGHING AT THIS😔

Nickel: I hope you hit the floor hard!

Knife: die a long and painful death 

Trophy: wow

Suitcase: I’ll put you guys in the CDC 

Knife: do it

[Suitcase has put @Knife and @Nickel in Time-Out for 10 minutes for: Offensive Language.]

Trophy: LOLL WOMP WOMP

Bomb: who put me in this hell

Suitcase: Hiya!

Bomb: I don’t even think we have ever interacted before

Suitcase: well we are now so hello!!!!

Bomb: oh hi

Suitcase:👋

Bomb:👋



 

 

 

Today at 19:01

 

Paintbrush: supp

Fan: OML YK HOW LONG I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME ONLINE 😭

Paintbrush: js tell me your 5 hour long theory that sent baseball to therapy for about a month or smth yeah okay

Pickle: it means no school right?

Fan: another reason!

Paintbrush: ever heard of after school??

Pickle: fuck your right💔

Fan: DANG IT :(

Paintbrush: damn i still gotta work on that art homework tell me at the extracurricular idk

Fan: what extracurricular 

Paintbrush: uhh chess idk my mum forces me😔

Nickle: lucky my parents refuse to let me leave the house w/o anyone😕

Paintbrush: HAHAH SAD

(Unable to change name)

Nickle: OMG SUITCASE I GONNA BEAT UR BITCHASS ONE DAY 

(Nickle has been muted for 5 minutes)

Paintbrush: LMAOO FIVE AINT ENOUGH😭😭

Pickle: you better watch you dms tho

Paintbrush: SHUSH

uh btw is fan still online

Pickle: noo uhhh

Paintbrush: lemme guess he’s on tumblr?

Pickle: probs💔

Paintbrush: night my eyelids are fighting for their life🙏

Pickle: Istg you had hw

Paintbrush: it’s due next week i never planned to do it anyway

Pickle: BAHAHAHH U BETTER DELET THAT

Paintbrush: fan never reads this dw

Soap: yawn

Pickle: sup

Soap: uhh okay

Salt: paintbrush stop beefing w/ pepper

Paintbrush: that was half an hour ago where tf have u been

Salt: don’t make me fight you istg

Paintbrush: LMAO WTF U GONNA DO😭😭

Salt: 😒

Paintbrush: sorry ik you can fight for shit 🥰

Suitcase: please don’t fight i don’t wanna have to kick you guys 😣

Baseball: nickel

Baseball: nickel 

Baseball: @Nickel

Nickel: WHATTYY

Baseball: i dare you to scare sc

Suitcase: HEY!!!

Baseball: it’s a joke lol

Nickel: bet

Baseball: no what dont

Nickel: easy

Nickel: 🌽

(Nickel has been kicked by Knife)

Knife: i fucking hate him

Baseball: omg suitcase im so sorry i didn’t mean that

Suitcase: dw

Knife: he’s not coming back ong

Paintbrush: i cant the amount of times you done ts to nickle amuses me but i also noticed that i don’t think any ppl from s3 has even spoken here

Suitcase: i forgot to give them access 😬 

Knife: damn i don’t even know their users

Bomb: pickle go to bed im serious we have a test tmrw😥

(Suitcase has changed @Paintbrush’s name to ‘Painty’)

Suitcase: sorry i thought that would be funny 

Painty: it kinda is dw

Suitcase : kk goodnight i gotta study 

Painty: it’s 8pm WDYM

Pickle: you said you were going to bed too

Painty: OHHH YEAHH GN

Pickle: night🙃

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 3: GAKF GO S KB C G

Summary:

what is going on anymore my god are these people school children or demons that the scientists were holding back😭🙏

Notes:

random stuff also more cherries next chapter yay (cherries are conjoined still yippee)

Chapter Text

Today at 3:20pm

[Suitcase has added @Nick to ‘The Chat of Insanity]

Nick: FINALLY 

Knife: why

Suitcase: i felt bad :((

Cherries: oh your name changed!!

Nick: NO SHOT

Knife: don’t make me ban you again 

Yang: loll

Pickle: uhh how’s your brother ig

Yang: he’s at a stupid club idfk

Pickle: cool guys watch me @everyone

Taco: you piece of shit

Nickel: the fact it’s taco makes it worse😭🙏

[Taco has been timed out and muted for 15 minutes. Reason: Offensive Language]

[Pickle has been timed out for 15 minutes. Reason: Unreasonable Mention]

Knife: suitcase calm down what

Microphone: sigh you guys are lucky you don’t have to spend your personal hours with her

Marsh: let’s be honest apples still worse

Apple: hey >:(

Marsh: im proud of you thats the best you’ve ever written on this

Apple: apple doesn’t use emoticons is me bow duhh

Marsh: i have no questions about that

Nick: you shouldn’t honestly

Apple: my phone is dead shushh

Marsh: SADD

Microphone: guys can i yap about sushi soucy and penelope scott songs for a sec

Nick: do it when im not here weirdo

Microphone: thats it im calling my bitch lmao /hj

Nick: wjat 

Microphone: @Admin

Knife: sighhh mic im sorry it’s true

Microphone: SAYS THE MSI AND ICP FAN😭💔

Knife: .

[Knife has muted @Mic until the end of the day. Reason: Insulting ICP and MSI’s music]

(i don’t support of them💔)

[@Mic has been unmuted]

Suitcase: all i can do is laugh atp @Trophy @Salt

Salt: well @ed but msi is ass

[Salt has been muted for the rest of the day. Reason: Insulting MSI’s music]

Trophy: ITS NOT THAT DEEP LMAOO SHE WASNT INSULTING THE MUSIC 

Apple: bro does NOT find it funny right now /hlyrs

Knife: shit up 

Apple: im frying @Paintbrush

Paintbrush: when could apple spell and why are you mentioning me out of all ppl

Apple: it’s bow pookie

Paintbrush: still though

Apple: yk the club silly

Paintbrush: ohh thats why your suddenly me friend

Apple: suck my d fatty

[Apple has been timed out of 5 minutes. Reason: Offensive Language]

Suitcase: guys careful what you say to each other before the gc gets banned for cyber bullying stuff

Painty: :\

Nick: YEAH PAINTBRUSH

Painty: your so lucky i bet you wouldnt say it to my face

Basey: HE WOULD

Nick: see he knows

Lightbulb: I think suitcase refused to give me a nickname after whatever that was :(

Nick: its not that bad calm down😭

Basey: heyy >:(

Nick: @Knifee @Knifee

Knifee: WHAAT.

Nick: idk

Lightbulb: uhhh can i uhh change my name please :d

Knifee: uhh fine to what

Lightbulb: something

[Knife has changed @Lightbulb 's name to something.]

something: oh uh

[Knife has changed @something 's name to Bulb thing]

Bulb thing: works c:

Painty: um sure

Basey: uhh anywaysss nickel wanna play a game maybe

Apple: hi

Nick: gosh it you again and @Basey sure?

Basey: okayy uhh you have to guess what number im thinking of 1-100

Nick: sure ig 69

Basey: .

Painty: LMAOO

Nick: 34

Basey: close honestly

Nick: up or down?

Basey: uhh up

Clover: ooh ooh ooh uh 42?

Basey: 😧

Nick: ACTUALLY??

Basey: broo

Fan: second s3 to talk but okay

Silver: Hello?

Fan: oop

GU: i am...steve...

Knifee: DO NOT

Bot: its a minecraft movie ref i think

Knifee: oh

            well idk dont mention it

Basey: BACK TO OUR GAME clover please dont

Nick: 91

Basey: really close

Nick: 92

Painty: srsly 

Nick: yeah? ANYWAY, 90

Basey: closer

Nick: 88

Basey: am i that readable?

Nick: yah

Cabby: quite actually!

Basey: idk you

Fan: you DONT wanna know

Blueberry: uhhhhhhhhhhh

Fan: hello good sir!!

Floory: meow

Basey: oh my golly

Test Tube: That's my line.

Nick: js shut up tt man

Fan: SHHHHHHHHH dont talk to her like that : c

Nick: hmm i just did 😗

Test Tube: That isn’t very nice.

Nick: WHY DO YOU SPEAK LIKE YR WRITING AN ESSAY WTFF💔💔

Test Tube: I don’t.

Nick: hmmmmm sureee…

Basey: Can we like not fight or something 

Bulb thing: yeah you guys fight EVERYDAYY😔

Painty: REALLLL!!!!

Nick: yr SO LUCKY i could’ve gotten banned if i said smth

Painty: ooh well😘

Nick: actually stfu🥰

Painty: AWWW YR SO KIND!!!!

[Nick has changed their name to Nickelodeon]

Painty: when

Bulb thing: when what?

Knifee: damn oops 

Test Tube: What?

Nickelodeon: vro might be tweekin

Painty: huh

Test Tube: I’m confused.

Bulb thing: being their best friend i assume they are confused on how nickel is able to change their username

Painty: yeah

Nickelodeon: oh yeah idk

Painty: damnnn okay

Yang: THIS PLACE IS SO DRY WHERES THE DRAMA X(((

Nickelodeon: js sybau lk ts pmo sm oml cs ym yap lk no tmrw wtf

Fan: it’s concerning how i can read that

[Knifee changed @Basey’s name to @Based]

Based: oh! anyway what does it say 

Fan: ‘Just shut your b*tchass up like this sh*t pisses me off so much oh my lord because you man yap like no tomorrow what the f*ck’

Based: JELP BICKEL

[@Nickelodeon has changed their name to @BICKEL]

Taco: How did suitcase not ban that what.

[@Based has been given ‘Admin’ role by @Suity]

Based: YAYAYAYYAYAYAYTAYAYAYTAYAYTATAYATATYA

Knifee: do the honours

BICKEL: DONT

Based: sooooooryyyyy!!!

BICKEL: OMFGGG

[@BICKEL has been timed out of 5 minutes. Reason: Inappropriate Language]

Knifee: @Trophy LMAOO

Chapter 4: 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Summary:

idk why i keep stalling sorry y’all here it is!!!

Notes:

updated usernames:

Suity: suitcase
Knife : knife
Tissues: tissues
Soap: soap
Bulby: lightbulb
Painty :paintbrush
Testy : test tube
Fan: fan
Yin:yin
Yang : yang
Mic: microphone
Taco:taco
Pickle: pickle
Cheesy: cheesy
Box: box
Basey: baseball
Nick: nickel
Balloon: balloon
Apple: apple
Marsh: marshmallow
Troph: trophy
Cherries: Cherries
Bow: bow
Dough: dough
Bomb: bomb
OJ: OJ
Paper: paper
Pepper: pepper
Salt: salt
Candle: candle
Silver: silver spoon
LifeRing: Lifering
TeaKettle: tea kettle
Floory: the floor
Bot: bot
Cabby: cabby
Blueberry: blueberry
Goo: goo
Clover: clover

Chapter Text

Today at 8:26

Bulby: GUYS ITS MONDAYAUAYYAB😋

Painty: so?

Nick: What is there no school

Mic: NO SCHOOL??! WHEN

Taco: Yay?

Nick: diabolical that ur talking

Taco: I’m actually gonna get permanently banned if I say something

Nick: say it then???

Taco: Did you not read what i said

Nick: BITCH ATLEAST I WAS TAUGHT TO READ😭🙏 

Taco: What?

Nick: LIKE TF IS THY💔

Taco: I don’t think anyone’s laughing 😔

Mic: i think ur doomed taco

Nick: @Troph lookk 

Troph: WHY DO YOU GUYS MENTION ME EVERYDAY LIKE WHAT AM I GONNA DO

Nick: it’s cs ur like one of the only ppl with humour

Taco: what happened to b, e, a, u, and a?

Mic: LMAOOO🙏🙏

Apple: hi guys

Mic: suppp

Apple: uh

Mic: js use the voice thing 🙏

Apple: Oh okay so how is everyone doing 

Nick: NO VERY GOOD CUZ OF A CERTAIN SOMEONE BUGGING ME FOR HOURS @Taco

Taco: bitch it’s been 30 minutes what😶

Nick: stfu

Suity: i might close down this chat atp i can control you guys anymore😓

[@Nick and @Taco are kicked from the’Chat of Insanity’]

Knife: oml why is it always when im not here

Suity: what were u doing ? 

Bow: you don’t wanna know 

Marsh: UHMMM…

Mic: im fearful for what someone’s gonna say🫢

Knife: weellll,,,

Mic: whattt😭

Knife: i kind uhh almost got a virus

Bow oml don’t💔

Mic: LMAOO UR STUPID😭

Suity: how?

Knife: w-w-w-w-well! >.<

Mic: let me guess it was something you wanted to buy and the website said you had to download a file to get it for free and you almost did but someone stopped you and saved ur life ?

Knife: DAMNNN HOW

Mic: it’s obvious and what were you trying to buy

Knife: thats kinda irrelevant 

Mic: tell me NOW!!! *claws come out, ears and tail arises, eyes turn red and veins pop out.* ROARRRR!!! YOU CANT HIDE ANYTHING FROM ME KITTEN!!

Knife: o-o-o-oh no!! i-i-i-i’ll tell u alpha !! i-i-it was a…a…a weapon i really wanted! s-sowwy!!

Mic: *turns back to normal* i-it’s okay. just get alphas permission next time, okay?

Knife: o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-okay!! ^^!!!! uwu >.<

[@Taco and @Nick have been added to the chat]

Knife: suitcase.

Suity: uhhh

Nick: @Mic @Knife this shit isn’t normal btw

Mic: hush 🥰

Taco: yawns

Mic: it’s 9am tf u mean yawn 

Taco: I’m tired of Nickel’s shenanigans.

Nick: AHHAHAHAHAHGHHAHHAAH AHHAH! shut up.

Taco: I apologise, however, who requested for thou to open and close your jaw rapidly?

Nick: what

Mic: yeah no im going back to bed 

Nick: how is like no one up bro

Basey: uhh so what to you all play? @everyone?

Suity: Careful when doing that !!

Basey: k

Yang: i have been summoned 

Basey: yeah

Yang: hmm game would be smg4 >:) 
[what was past me on smg4 is not a game dipshit also im gonna miss smg4 so much omggg]

Basey: cool

Suity: that baking game i forgot lol

Knife: i don’t have one?

Pickle: ooh my turn valorant

Knife: NAHH WHAJ

Pickle: uh what

Bulby: chicken butt!!!!!

Pickle: btw the names changed if anyone noticed

Bulby: matter of fact i did 😋

Clover: OOOH OOH IK THE STRAWBEEY SHORTCAKE GAME WITH THE BAKING!

Nick: i love it honestly 

Clover: yayyy!! <33

Candle: I don’t really have one. @Silver ??

Silver: The Worst Witch game on BBC Bitesize

Nick: TF IS TAHT 😭🙏🙏

Taco: Only real ones know at this point and i really like those collecter games i don’t know

Mic: Omori is peak 

Yin: you read my mind!

Mic: REALLY?!?!

Painty: procreate

Yin: yahh

Testy: Procreate is a drawing app.

Painty: mb 

Marsh: omg sundy staircase my gosh it’s fantastic 

Nick: huhh

[Apple has left the group chat.]

Marsh: damn..

Bow: hah anyone heard of obey me?

Knife: LEAVE. NOW.

Bow: jkk 

Suitcase: sighhhh ily guys 😌

Nick: i don’t love you back 

Dough: @Bow why’d a expose me for liking bl games

Nick: BITCH EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT

Cabby: OH. anyway @Fan i wanna hear yours i like puzzles like tetris 

Balloon: Im fully attached to my tmgc xd

Fan: oh me i like uh…don’t get weird when i say this okay?

Cabby: yep?

Fan: i play phightning sorry

Nick: 🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯🥯

Fan: what

Nick: BUNS

Cabby: opinions don’t matter now ig to nickle

Nick: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

Fan: stop !! :(

Nick:🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

Suity: i take back what i said 🥲

Pepper: damn k?? @Salt

Salt: huh??

Pepper: is ur fav game candy crush 

Salt: ig?

Pepper: great mind think alike ;)

Troph: FYM CANDY CRUSH IN 2025

Pepper: ur the one who slammed me into the floor so you can be talkin😗

Troph: yeah i did and im proud

Knife: yo school tmrw

[Knife was silenced for 3 minutes.]

Basey: i cant bare the thought sorry

Suity: sorry knife i have to agree😖

Bow: damnn anyway it’s getting boring byeeeee

Bot: okii bye !!! >.<

(THATS A WRAP! /ref to dandy’s world. anyways tysm but if you’d like to request like a chapter idea go ahead because i got nothing. sorry if these are getting shorter! also exams week is next week so might not be here! leave me good things!! def will be back for eternal sugar fanfics tho,, ;) byess >_<)

 

OOOHH AND TY ALL SO SO SO SKA O SOS OS SO MUCH FOR 80 KUDOS!! So close to 100 too! And 900 hits is crazyyy so!! bless you all ;)

oh my gosh exams tmrw LIKE HELLO😭🙏

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 5: gyaturosspolicemall

Summary:

👒👒👒👒👒👒👒👒👒AHAHJSNSLSBALSB 😭😭

Chapter Text

 

 

OML OML OML OML TYSM FOR 1000 HITS 😭😭

TY FOR ALL THE SUPPORT IK I SAY IT A LOT BUT AGH

 

[Knife has changed permissions and changed names to :default:]

 

Lightbulb: aww

 

Nickel: bwaut niyfe-san!!🥺🥺

 

Paintbrush: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL..

 

Nickel: damn it was a joke tf at least im not as weird as mic

 

Microphone: Let’s be so fkin fr ur worse

 

Baseball: 😔😔

 

Nickel: hush it fatty

 

Suitcase: HEEYYY STOP PLEASEE!!😖

 

Nickel: whateverr

 

Soap: i assume i have not been summoned

 

Nickel: you haven’t sorry (not)

 

Paintbrush: ACTUALLY yes to clean nickels dirty fucking mouth😭

 

Nickel:  your saying that but you js swore

 

Silver: Excuse me everyone, but I have an announcement.

 

Nickel: idgaf

 

Microphone: are you lesbo or smth

 

Paintbrush: yeah probably or he’s gonna say he’s prego😭

 

Lightbulb: atp he’s gonna say he’s british 😔

 

Nickel: @Lightbulb no asked you to speak

 

Fan: stop being mean !!! :d

 

Nickel: i don’t listen to fucking twinks

 

Fan: im bi wdym??

 

Nickel: same thing

 

Silver: I was going to say that I’m leaving the school but suit yourself!

 

Nickel: lmao

 

Candle: We’ll miss you.

 

Clover: Yeah!

 

Nickel: i won’t

 

[Nickel has been muted. Reason: he needs to shut his bitchass up]

 

Suitcase: uhhmmm

 

TestTube: I have realised that you mostly have nothing to say when nickel gets banned.

 

Taco: The silence is honestly choking

 

Trophy: no one asked!

 

Bow: guys hi

 

Marsh: OH MY LORD YOU HAVENT BEEN IN SCHOOL FOR LIKE 1 WEEK WHERE ARE YOU

 

Bow: im unfortunately in hospital 😔

 

Marsh: What did you do this time

 

Bow: i broke my arm lol and along with that i got fkin food poisonin

 

Paintbrush: oh shit you gud?

 

Bow: im listening to like ayesha rn

 

Knife: are you fr

 

Bow: supa fr

 

Fan:🤑

 

Lightbulb: 🤑

 

[Nickel has been unmuted.]

 

Tissues: How have you not learned your lesson yet

 

Nickel: how have you not thought about going to the fucking doctors? how have you not thought about ending it yet?

 

Knife: gotta be honest tissues right

 

Paper: hi

 

OJ: Hello

 

Paper: is anyone else studying law 😔

 

Bow: all you hun

 

Apple: wjat is tht

 

TeaKettle: Oh.

 

LifeRing: I would have the same reaction

 

OJ: No but I’m doing economics now

 

Knife: Can we play a game or something

 

Microphone: I spy maybe?

 

Knife: kk i spy w my little eye smth that begins w b

 

Microphone: butter

 

Knife: why😭

 

Microphone: cs yr fat

 

Knife: guess again home wrecker

 

Microphone: HOW AM I A HOMEWRE CKER GET YR FACTS RIGHT

 

Knife: @Pickle @Taco let’s be fr

 

Pickle: what?

 

Taco: I’m not discussing this

 

Knife: suit yourself

 

Microphone: what does that mean

 

Knife: play the fucking game

 

Microphone: board

 

Knife: no

 

Microphone: black idk

 

Knife: HOW?

 

Microphone: CLOSE YR EYES

 

Knife: 💀

 

Nickel: big 25 cmon chat we can do better

 

Taco: Shut up you c*nt

 

Microphone: HAH TACO EATING

 

Nickel: your the fag

 

Suitcase: can we NOT throw slurs at each other

 

[Taco and Nickel are muted. Reason: turns out they still can’t stfu]

 

Knife: done and dusted ig

 

Microphone: yo what was the answer

 

Knife: a billboard

 

Microphone: I SAID YHAT

 

Knife: no you said board

 

Microphone: why are you my friend or smth

 

Knife: tf i thought we were siblings 😭

 

Microphone: oh yeah sorry cuz😔

 

Knife: UwU🥺🥺

 

Microphone: i will fucking block you

 

Knife: i was joking🥺

 

Microphone: best be

 

Knife: I’m fighting the urge to disown you

 

Nickel: the hell did i do

 

Paintbrush: NOT EVERFIN IN ABT UUUU😭

 

Nickel: *everything is

Paintbrush: stfu b4 I put u in lockjaw tf

 

Nickel: THREAT THREAT THREAT⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

Suitcase: uhhhh🥲

Microphone: BURNING PILE BY MOTHER MOTHER HITTING SO HARD RNNN

OJ: who ??

Microphone: ARGENEIDIKSVSJW YOUR SO UNC

OJ: right

Microphone: ALL MY TROUBLES ON A BURNING PILEE🙏🙏

Knife: right grab the therapist stat. it’s happening again😔

Taco: Don’t worry I got him

Microphone: whatevss PH WAIT ITS DAZEY AND THE SCOUTS WAITTT🙏🙏

Fan: wait here her out-

Microphone: THANK YOU GOSHH

Fan: lemme guess ur listening to wet hah

Microphone: I GOT CAUGHT NOOOO😭😭

Nickel: y’all end of an era im getting my fon taken away ahahahha

Baseball: damn wjat did you do this time?

Nickel: i MAYBE ripped cabby’s hair out when we were doing that buns ass project ??? cs she was pissing me offff tfff

Baseball: sighh then??

 Bomby: My lord😔

Paintbrush: WHAT THE HELL SID YOU DO😨

Nickel: i might have screamed at everyone smth im not allowed to type 🫢

Baseball: what?

Lightbulb: :/

Fan: oh-

Nickel: yo it was a joke i said i was kidding 

Paper: I have nothing to say

Nickel: hah idkk

Baseball: my lord…

Nickel: 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Taco: Thats enough sweetheart 

Microphone: oh ana-mother mother frfr

Taco: What

Bomby: loads of what 2day

Test Tube: I once agree with one I have never interacted with.

Fan: Test tube why do you always type like that you never talk like that hah

Test Tube: Sorry. I’m just used to it, I guess.

Nickel: is mf really on keyboard 

Test Tube: Well…

Paintbrush: Girl, take a break.

Nickel: GIRL, mind yo biz

Test Tube: Wow.

Paintbrush: yr really offending everyone today 

Nickel: tf did i do what is she talking bout

Paintbrush: i’m not a ‘GIRL’ loll im non

Nickel: uhh 

Paintbrush: i think thats the second time 😭

Nickel: ik tho

Lightbrush: then why did you say it im confused?

Fan: HAHAHA FAX

Nickel ‘FAX’ in the big 25

Silver: You never actually hush, do you?

Nickel: no one invited yr ass so stfu

Suitcase: thats is IT. Knife, your owner now i give up. do whatever:/ (sorry knife)

[Suitcase has left ‘The Chat of Insanity’.]

Knife: oh god

Nickel: SHES SUCH A WUSS GAHAHHAHAH

Balloon: really think about how lame that sounded 

Nickel: you’ll be looking lame when i deflate yr ass

Balloon: let’s not forget the time you flattened YOURSELF 

Fan: AYO WHAT

Lightbulb: whaaa💀

Nickel: skull emoji in the big 25

Knife: say that again im gonna go viziepop on yo ass im not kidding

(OOC: sorry to all her fans tho or of her shows imma be honest there are not bad but i don’t like it because i’m religious and it’s kinda demonic and sometimes offensive hah anyways no need to leave a review)

Nickel: ‘yo ass’ in the big 25

[Nickel has been kicked from the server.]

Knife: who’s gonna bring him back now ?

Fan: WELLLLLLL i think basey still has uhh admin

Baseball: somehow it isn’t  anymore

Knife: o 

Taco: This has been going on for so long im tired bye

Fan: SAME YALL

Knife: whatever if your so tired i’ll put the server on lockdown hb that

Baseball: PLEASE JUST TILL TMRW

Knife: fine ig

[what ever he put it on lockdown it’s 8 in the morning im tired 😭🙏]

 

Chapter 6: crazy typeshit😭

Summary:

hi guys TY ALL FOR 100 KUDOSS!!!

Chapter Text

*passions, passions…we all have at least one, right? i do, A TON! but it’s hard for me to do it without motivation and mistakes (chapter 6 was supposed to release but the tab was deleted)

sorry to everyone who is waiting, i’m trying. i’m trying to convince myself it’s all just a hobby but whatever it may be, it’s always a chore to me. sorry everyone, i promise i’ll try and get to chapter 9 by end of june 

i will continue with the chapter now, but announcement!!!! : so the story ends at chapter 10 hah but there will be a new story (a second version haha)*

 

Nickel: guys!!!!!! im bored also knife ty opening it

Fan: i’m really sad rn😞

Nickel: Don’t care. Didn’t ask.

Fan: i’m serious my favourite game is getting problematic

Nickel: AWWW SAD

Silver: Lucky for me!

Paintbrush: HUSH.

Fan: @Microphone @Lightbulb @TestTube @Taco hru??

Microphone: Idk really Taco’s probs asleep she always comes at like 3rd period 

OJ: this is why she was held back

Nickel: THATS WHY UR GRADUATING EARLY actually im not defending HER

Taco: I can see this, hello?

Nickel: yo gtg im too chronically online 💔

Lightbulb: sorry i was doing a task im done i can text now >_<

Fan: HEY!!! Dx<

Lightbulb: uhhh!?

Fan: thats my line!!! /jk xD

TestTube: Fan, I prefer to not talk in class.

Clover: Hi!!!!👋 

Nickel: Wsp

Candle: Woah.

Nickel: Ok?

Candle: 😌

Nickel: pls stop overusing that

Baseball: cmon don’t be rude!

Nickel: Sighhhhhhhh

Clover: how is everyone?😋

Lifering: nice! thank you!

Tea Kettle: Fantastic, really!

Clover: nice to know that!

Knife: BIG ASS SWITCH UP😭💔

Nickel: u overuse emojis bro

Knife: want me to type differently then?

Paintbrush: I would love it

Knife: no.

Lightbulb: Your no fun!!!

Knife: HEY

Bomb: hah😭

Knife: stfu

Bomb: 💀

Fan: lol xD

TestTube: I’m confused.

Bomb: What?

TestTube: I don’t know.

Paper: @Balloon guess what next period is

Balloon: Fuck I HATE PE😔

Paper: Same

Yang: thats unfortunate me and Cheesy got Maths for 5th

Trophy: WE HAVENT HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE???

Yang: yeah yin and i were not well because someone decided to give me the fucking flu

Yin: It’s not my fault!

Yang: kinda is

Yin: Nooo!

Yang: bitch it is

Yin: Staaauwp!

Yang: it is tho

Bow: SHUSH IN TRYNA SLEEP WTF

Marshmallow: why aren’t you in school? NO ONES AT SCHOOL THESE DAYS ONG

Bow: im with apple ig and i didnt feel like it i was thrifting

Nickel: your parents are cool

Bow: Im fucking dead and i have no parents there in hell.

Nickel: BAHAHAHSH

Yang: you’re gonna end up there as well stfu

Yin: You will too!

Knife: god can i leave with suitcase 

Baseball: Sure i can own

Knife: k

Baseball: BUT IM TRAVELLING SCHOOL ENDS THIS WEKK YAYAYAYAY

Yang: cool

Taco: not for me 

Microphone: oh yeah taco where have u been too???

Taco: I moved back to Britain my parents thought it was a great idea but im coming back next year it just till july 22 dw

Microphone: NOOO WE’RE GONNA BECOME LONG DISTANCE TACOOOO

Taco: lol

Microphone: ANYWAYS almost end of art excited pb 

Paintbrush: No i love art

Paper: we were doing dodgeball haha

Yin: Cool!

Yang: LUCKY

Yin: good for you im stuck in science 😞

Yang: cya !!!

Balloon: kk cya 

Knife: oh gosh do you guys wanna come to the park or smth

Nickel: im up for it

Paintbrush: sure @Lightbulb @Fan @TestTube

TestTube: Sure.

Lightbulb: OF COURSE?!! YK ME XC

Fan: yayaya yes !!!

Knife: cool anyways i think we get free next period for science idk if they’re allowed to do that but whatever 

OJ: I’m getting bored haha

Knife: yeah ts is getting long

Bomb: fr talk to y’all latr ig 

Goo: 🙃

Bot: 😋

 

Chapter 7: Chapter 7A KINDA

Summary:

r u srs rn gng ts pmo sm syfm rn cs what🤣🤣 (im kidding is)

request from @ConnArtist_08

tyyyyy!!!! smmmmmm!!!

Chapter Text

Today at 14:06

HERES OUR CHAPTER IDEA!!!: Have a school assembly going on that day and just all of them coordinating horribly to meet up and sit next to each other
- fire drill happens because one of them started a fire in the chemistry lab or in culinary 🤩

Knife: yo after lunch who comin to the lab???

Paintbrush: TF???? NO WAY IM COMING W YO ASS

TestTube: …

Yang: ME AND YINNY ARE AO UP FOR IT!!!

Yin: No?

Yang: ur coming

Yin: For the story you all forced me to :/

Cheesy: sure what we doing?

Knife: anything really js cs i hate the science teacher

Paper: OH.

Baseball: ig we going

Nickel: go or knife is gonna kick you guys

OJ: Fine, I’m going to university at least

Nickel: u better not rat

OJ: I won’t. Paper are you going

Paper: No I don’t feel like it anyway

Microphone: what? are y’all scared?

Taco: 😐

Microphone: hah yk u r c:<

Taco: I’m trying not to get into trouble actually.

Knifw: yeah no lets just all go idgaf

Yang: im going by yin’s story too

Yin: we kinda were anyways :l

Knife: yr right but idc 😀

Paper: Fine. When?

Knife: .

Nickel: AFTER LUNCH THERE IS AN ASSEMBLY HELLO?????😭😭

OJ: Rude, but I’m still not going

[‘@OJ’ has been kicked from ‘The Chat of Insanity’. Reason: he’s boring]

Paper: what.

Knife: YK WHAT SCRATCH IT😭 lets js go.

[‘@OJ’ has been added to ‘The Chat of Insanity’]

OJ: what?

Nickel: we aint going -_-

OJ: GOOD.

Knife: can we just meet up for assembly then???

Microphone: sure how about the

Nickel: ‘the’ what?

Microphone: typo😔

Bomb: Hb just outside it like normal people?

TeaKettle: *hooligans

Taco: ?

OJ: fr

[‘@TeaKettle’ is kicked from the server. Reason: STFU.]

Microphone: bitch calm down what are we going on a rampage for…

Knife: hey @everyone can we just meet up and im banning swearing now some of us are RELIGIOUS.

Yin: YEAH!!!

Yang: shush.

Yin: :(

Tissues: uh

Knife: kys

Microphone: stop it kitten…i know that this isn’t u…

Knife: ik awpha!! im sowwyy..🥺

Pickle: SCREENSHOTTED!!!!

Microphone: oh! ☺️

Knife: wait imma dm sc rn stay good kittens

Balloon: didnt askkkk!!! :3

Knife: 🖕

Nickel: ur rude knife ya know that?

Knife: f off

Tissues: hiyyyy yin!! 

(yes the creator kinda ships yin x tissuses😀 (i like to call it sneezeball its funny)

 

Yin: OOHHH!!! HIII!!!

Yang: yo hb me😗

Tissues: hiii!!! :)

Yang: yay

Yin: HELP NO ONE IS HERE

Baseball: some of us are eating and u all are at the wrong side

Yang: JAJAHAHDKWIABKQBSJWEH GRRRRRRR

Trophy: OFC UR STILL EATING FATTY!!!!!

Knife: um so baseball ur co-owner and ig u can be mods @Taco @Microphone

Baseball: ayyyayaya!!! is that what u left 4?

Balloon: i think she forgor abt me

Knife: she didnt but now i have to add u too

Microphone: ME AND TACO DO THE KICKING?!? SICKK!!!!

Taco: Huh? I’m not online much…

Knife: theres a space for u balloon.

Balloon: yaay

[Permissons have been updated.]

Microphone: !!!

Yang: @Cherries u fuckass where are you

Cherries: im eating 🫥

Yang: owujhhj ok

Balloon: i will do the honours…

(OH YEAH SORRY GUYS FOR NOT UPLOADING AND PROMISING SMTH THAT ISNT POSSIBLE…ik i made a mistake and yk im stressed cs of final exam results AND HAVING A STUPID AHH PROJECT GRRR anyways i hope u guys understand results are on the 5th and i’ll tell u guys za results I WANNA LEAVE ALREADYYYY😭😭)

[@Yang has been muted for 15 minutes. Reason: Inappropriate Language]

Salt: uhm so can we like goo???

Goo: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! 

Salt: ooh..about that hunny…😔

Pepper: 😗

Bot: ouf…cya guys then…

(Hahahah tyme skip!!!)

Knife: ayyy @Trophy icu

Trophy: suppp!

Knife: bruh i got caught almost got done…

Cabby: Sucks for you, it must be nice to sit in middle row ain’t it?

Knife: 💔

Yin: OMG…

Cheesy: whats the probs?

Yin: yang…

Tissues: ??

Marshmallow: i don’t get it?

Yin: we ALWAYS sit next to eachother…HES NOT EVEN HERE!

Fan: TEST TUBE WE GOT A CODE-47

TestTube: whats that? 

Fan: fourtyseven backwards is nevesytruof and if u oh wait nvm…

TestTube: OH WAIT! NOOO

Knife: uh?

TestTube: HE’S DEAD

Yin: he isnt his phone is on.

Fan: false alarm…

Paintbrush: your right…

Lightbrush: AAAHAHAHHAHAH🙏🙏

TeaKettle: MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭

TestTube: the fire alarm…AND OJ AND PAPER ARENT HERE! CULPRITS OF THE MURDER!! THEY LIT IT UP AND OBLITERATED IT!

Knife: yk there are some ppl missing cs theres a club??? HUH?

TestTube: .

Cabby: Paper, OJ, Yang (who isn’t part of any club), Apple, Bow, Baseball, Suitcase and Dough aren’t present as there is a club currently.

OJ: your creepiness comes in handy, i can confirm that we all went for a water break BUT some of us split up…

Fan: WHO WITH WHO?

OJ: Me and Paper, who is somehow unconscious…

Fan: WHAT?

Tissues: im in the same shock😨😨

Microphone: noo…

OJ: Don’t worry I’ve got him anyway so Apple, Bow and Dough left together and Baseball and Suitcase took the route with them

Bow: OH MY GOSH DOUGH ISNT WITH US?

TestTube: There you have it, the evidence hidden in PLAIN SIGHT!

Tissues: Congrats yins sad now

Yin: my brother.

Yang: YIN IM OKAY!!!! the lab isnt though…

Dough: …

Bow: WHERE WERE YOU?

Dough: …

Bow: DOUGH!

TestTube: wait guys…

Fan: ?

TestTube: what do they need us for?

Knife: stomach tightens

Microphone: don’t worry kitten😉

Knife: wait bro lets joke latr we’re so dead…

Cabby: Can we go then?

Bow: im there already anyways.. they wanna know about the gc…

Taco: looks like im off the hook

Microphone: HOLD UR HORSES! remember what u sent…

Taco: im moving back to britain and changing my appearance and name.

Knife: uhhhuhhh…

Pickle: okayy guys don’t text if theres really trouble…

Baseball: Suitcase says she’s disappointed with you guys…

Nickel: BRO I THINK ITS THEN END…

(hah so next chapter is js basically them yapping irl which means no chat!!! scrolll…SCROLL!!!

Chapter 8: 7B!

Summary:

heyyy long time no seee! uhh school pmo... anyways I am feeding u all ALSO PASSED MY EXAM W/ FLYING COLOURS YAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAY <333

Notes:

sorry abt the like 2 week wait guys :( LIFE IS SO BUSY..

I also didn’t keep my promise. School just sucks rn but we finished exams so fun time yayayay no work so i’ll try and get some writing done but REMEMBERRR THIS IS FOR FUNN! :D

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

For most of the time, it was quiet, everyone was just standing there, picking, looking or biting at their nails, or admiring their surroundings like they had never seen a wall before.

“So, we know why we are here..?”

...

“Suitcase started it. She dragged us into it.” Taco blinked at ALMOST everyone, who was surprisingly nodding.

“Suitcase, huh…she doesn’t show up anywhere?”

”SERIOUSLY? Ever heard of LEAVING, huh?” Knife shouted.

”Well don’t have to scream, do we?”

It went silent for a while until Cabby tutted and sat up straighter, like it was a courtroom.

”Well, she did start it, BUT she left due to the amount of chaos.”

”Which means she can’t clean up after herself!” Yang exclaimed, on his tiptoes to look at Cabby, who was rolling her eyes.

”C’mon, Yang, we know that isn’t true…” Yin reassured his twin, causing him to quiet down.

“She didn’t like the environment, so she did what she thought was right.” Mic played along, staring down at Taco, who looked kind of frustrated.

”I don’t get the point..? Well, I read it-“

”You DIDN’T?” Nickel said, not as confident as he did sound usually.

”Well…There wasn’t very nice content, so i’ll have to ask you to shut it down.”

”Aw…” Marsh sighed.

”Any more reports than action will be taken-BLABLA CSBT BE ASKED ANYMORE🥰”

”Whoever the heck did that, I SWEAR.” Knife whispered as they walked out.

“Gotta be someone in the club..?” Soap suggested.

”And someone who can’t afford to be quiet…” Nickel added.

”I mean, Bow and Baseball couldn’t have, nether would Dough. Apple also barely becomes online, Paper was ‘asleep’, Suitcase wouldn’t put us down like that, Yang really likes here, so, OJ must’ve done it.” (CABBY WTF U WEIRDOOO😭😭)

”Dang, thanks Detective.” Nickel said sarcastically.

 

Notes:

writing this on IIS4 and TPOT 19 is CRAZYYYYY making a tpot 19 fic tho😋

jelp sorry im not writing as much! :(

NO SCHOOL DANG I WAITED SOOO LONG (also i gotta cut of the swearing in this fic istg cs faith and stuff 🥰)

Chapter 9: im back BTCHEZZZZ (the bus ride……ikr❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹)

Summary:

hi sorry ive been gone for 3 MONTHS on ts
more of a vent chapter (sh tw) and also uh taco arguing you cant get enough of that

Chapter Text

[OJ changed names to :defualt:]

Nickel: long time no see

Paintbrush: good

Nickel: fuck the fuck off🥹

Taco: who is this again i forgot 

Nickel: the group chat are you chronically ill 

Taco: oh 

Fan: hai

Lightbulb: HAIIIIIIII

                HOW WAS         BREAK???????!!!?!

Soap: ass

TestTube: It was okay LOL

Bow: Sup guyz

Marshmallow: Hi?

Suitcase: ready for school?🥰

Knife: fuck fuck fuck no💔

Fan: i’ve been listening to butcher vanity the whole break since that bus ride.

Nickel: DONT GET ME STARTED

Bow: what did i miss? walking home is boring -_-

Paper: god it was silent 

OJ: After whatever you guys think happened..?

Nickel: OH YEAHHH yu leaked it and i got my phone taken for TWO WEEKS 

Lightbulb: LUCKY! my parents took my notebook :(

Suitcase: my parents took my blade 

Knife: what?

Taco: man are u okay

Suitcase: ofc! they just looked through my chats thats all >:(

Microphone: if my parents did that they would NEVER let me speak to you guys again especially you taco

Taco: shut up🫩

Suitcase: it suckedddd they found my blade and my needle :c

Knife: good..like good god suitcase thats not okay.

OJ: you can talk to us..? rightt???

Suitcase: yup ik

Paintbrush: we’ve all been there.

Nickel: well

Baseball:YES you did nickel

Nickel: aight bigball

Suitcase: tysm!!! i’ve been clean since uhhhh ummm 9 weeks :)

Fan: yay :o

Taco: im getting massive flashbacks

Soap: ???

Taco: in middle school i was dared to carve my name into my arm for some reason and they called my mum since they thought i was in a  self-centred cult💔

Microphone: omg😁

Taco: its still there.

Microphone: wouldnt it be gone?

Taco: …anyways.

Knife: i ate my pizza with ranch

Nickel: nice

Baseball: hb garlic

Knife: i like garlic too ig

Paper: has anyone seen pickle??????

Pickle: i have!

Paper: oh thank goodness because i was about to call the police!

Pickle: what

Paper: anywho i was wondering if you had a pencil by good chance…!

Pickle: no ask your boyfriend 

OJ: i dont

Taco: 😬

Pickle: what?

Taco: nothing?

Microphone: can we not today i get u two are not friends anymore but lets make this a safe space

Pickle: you have a smart gf

Taco: didnt have a smart boyfriend tho

Nickel: wrap it up vro❤️‍🩹

Pickle: why should i when she started it

Nickel: okay what

Taco: stay mad🥰

Pickle: i will thanks

Taco: do you need radnor splash or sum

Soap: hell is that

Bow: shhhh i HAVE to see this >:^

Pickle: im not gonna argue w you for attention taco

Taco: never was?

Pickle: if you’re tryna prove something save it

Taco: for who lol

OJ: can we be quiet thanks!

Taco: need more time to fuck  or something oj

Nickel: why is she mad😭

Microphone: YO OKAY😭😭😭

Soap: come get ur gf or sum dude💔

Ligtbulb: 0k4y 4nywh0! ^_^

Paintbrush: what happened 

Lightbrush: h3h 1dk 1 l1k3 t4lk1ng l1k3 th1Z

Nickel: is that binary code

Knife: you tried.

Pickle: im hungryyyy

Taco: hungry for more bitching

Bot: Hai

Taco: hiii

Bot: I uhhhh

       Im gonna ignore all of that

Taco: your parents taught you well unlike someone who can ignore an emoji omg🫩

Pickle: go do something productive 

Taco: ruining your life is enough 

Suitcase: thats enough guys :(

Taco: FINE

Microphone: does one ever calm down ong

Taco: piss off

Nickel: um…hey..! uh, hey..!

Knife: dont we have skl tmrw guys get some rest

Taco: sure but i cant rest from him tho

Pickle: i hear your bitching in my dreams 

Taco: im in your dreams🥰🥰

Microphone: the man you liked i think❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Taco: is it bed time

Pickle: i can make it bedtime for you

Taco: not if i do first

Nickel: calm the hell down

TestTube: Good night people

Microphone: its 7pm???

TestTube: I know :P

Microphone: right…

Lightbulb: 1 m1ght 4sw3ll l0g 0ff t0o 1m t1r3d😭😭😭 641111!!!!

Paintbrush: 641?

Lightbulb: bai teheh

Fan: oh🥹

Taco: what happened on the bus?

Fan: WHERE DO I BEGIN.

Microphone: so for the ppl who DONT take me and fans bus it was really quiet but SOMEONE ruined it by saying ‘we should all make up!’

Taco: let me guess oj

OJ: no

Taco: okay

Bot: i like being high

TestTube: fuck no you dont

Fan: she means high in altitude 

TestTube: Ohh bye again

Nickel: okay…wow continue

Fan: salt.

Microphone: the stalker🫩✌️

                  so then everyone scream at her to shut up so yeah pepper stayed silent lol

Fan: yeah then Balloon spilled his lemonade on me so i had a meltdown and spilled monster on him

Microphone: and chaos erupted lol everyone was arguing and then it went silent again 

Fan: best part was nobody looked up and even said goodbye and im happy i barely get silence

Microphone: isnt the word silence like your enemy?

Fan: yes

Paintbrush: personally my best friend 

Marshmallow: i just woke up wtf

Bow: deadass😭

Marshmallow: i woke up as 3pm i went to bed late and ate breakfast and went to the park and was tired so fell asleep and woke up at 5 and had dinner and slept again for 10 minutes and then i went to your house and slept

Bow: oh ur still here wanna make out

Marshmallow: are you okay

Bow: im kidding • -c •

Trophy: sure

Cheesy: Says who

Trophy: me lol

OJ: Good night.

[OJ set the server to :lockdown: until 0:00am]

Today 1:56am

Balloon: anyone here

Suitcase: yeah! whats up?!

Balloon: nothing i just think somethings in my throat i dont think i’ll be able to live 

Suitcase: try to breath through ur nose atleast tehheh

Balloon: yeha lol

Suitcase: should i try and find it?

Balloon: ?

Suitcase: blade.

Balloon: no..you know better, what’s troubling you.

Suitcase: last summer is

Balloon: its gonna be okay im sure…❤️‍🩹🫂

(vent chapter :[ dont do sh guys doesnt matter if it leaves scars or not. any sh is valid sh.)

Chapter 10: willy

Summary:

hi halloween tmrw

Notes:

new usernames btw

Chapter Text

Today at 21:08

 

YANG‼️💥: guys

knife._: wHat?????

YANG‼️💥: SMG4 is gone.

knife._: oh im so sorry to hear that whens the funeral

micworksatthelongbaconstore: ROFL WHAT

yinny: Hes very sad now

SilverSpoon: Aw

Goo: I likes that channel

lighbulh: HELP ME

Baseball: whats so funny bro?

lighbulh: NO MY KEYS ARE STUCK ON CAPS I DUNNO WHAT HAPPENED HELP 😣😣😣😣😣

ArtBrush: ya

paypipie: What is going on anymore 

pepperrr: I DUNNO

nickel_not_nickle: can we do sum else plz

 

Notes:

30.10.25 - i would like to thank all of my supporters of this fic !!!
special shout outs to hachi, @MooN_Fics, #6 golfcil fan, @Star_pip, @avidtvgirlobsessor,
@Ro4dk1ll_T4zt3z_Good, @Player_Whatever, @f1shsticks, Aqua☆/aquathesharkcat, @kinkajou, namiyamii and so may more!!!! ily guys onhimhomsnsb tysmmmm

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