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“You don’t watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don’t talk about it. Just turn it off.”
“Then, are you saying that watching pornography in the company of others is frowned upon because you would want to ejaculate in their presence?”
Dean chokes, while Sam loses it entirely, laughing so hard he nearly falls out of his chair. Dean’s brain short-circuits, caught somewhere between arousal and horror.
“Right,” Dean says stiffly. “People like to do that in private.”
“What about the pizza man and the babysitter?” Cas presses. “They are about to ejaculate on camera, in front of the audience.”
Sam is wheezing now, clutching his side. “Go on, Dean. Tell him. You’re the expert.”
“Shut it, Sam.”
Cas tilts his head. “Dean, are you an expert in ejaculating in front of others?”
Dean makes a strangled noise. Sam howls.
OR Samuel never barges in and we actually acknowledge the fact that Cas has had a boner canonically.