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Dearly Detested by queerwolf79
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
24 May 2025
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Summary
There are certain constants in this universe: the sun rises in the east and sets in the west; an object will remain at rest or in a uniform state of motion unless that state is changed by an external force; the harder you look for the remote, the harder it will be to find; and Shadow the Hedgehog can’t stand Sonic the Hedgehog. That last part is as constant as the fact that Keanu Reeves was the chosen one, is the chosen one, and will forever be the chosen one.
Well… that is until Sonic finds himself on the receiving end of Shadow’s ire, and lips, after a fight during a mission. Rivals quickly become rivals with benefits. They both grow a little addicted to the fast and dirty hook-ups that are kept a secret from the world. It’s fine, everything’s fine, it’s not like either of them are going to do something stupid, like fall in love.
Right?
Thankfully, a distraction arises in the form of a mustachioed supervillain, and a plot targeting hedgehogs in Central City. Emotions are going to have to take a back seat… for now.
[If you read this anywhere but Ao3, you've been duped! Had! Swindled! This beast is free on Ao3! Also fuck AI scraping and AI in general]