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Generating world... Minecraft was taking unusally long to load into this server. There was only 50 people online, so what could be causing it? How much data did this server use? Something like 3.6 terabytes? When it finally loaded, it was white. No loaded chunks. Then the chat started filling. Amongst the mess, I spotted my IGN. Cournalsprinx62 has joined the game. Then I saw a full diamond player behind me. I ran. Cobblestone formations and lava casts appeared before my eyes, a wall of cobblestone and netherack in each and every direction, zombies, spiders and creepers trapped in holes. Every hand-breakable material was gone. One wrong step would send you hundreds of blocks into bedrock. Endstone, sandstone, diorite, and granite were randomly speckled over spawn. Tnt craters and creeper holes were everywhere. Every wrong step would make me lose ground on my hunter.
What the hell have I gotten myself into now. As I ran, I came across a nether portal. When I was researching this server, EVERY SOURCE said to get as far from spawn as humanely possible, and every block travelled in the nether was 8 in the overworld, so why not?
The moment I went in, my game froze. Turns out, a computer cannot handle 30 withers in 5 chunks. Then the diamond-clad player showed up behind me. So I ran. Skulls flew in every direction. Then I noticed the floor was completely covered in crying obsidian. The skulls didn't even dent it. I jumped in a well placed hole to hide, as I watched the diamond-clad fall under the sheer number of wither skulls. No items were leftwhen I came out. 100 blocks away, I found a nearby nether portal, and exited. I looked at my HUD. 1/2 a heart and 3 hunger points. I lost my sprint, and travelled a bit further. 3000 blocks from spawn. Then I heard a chicken. I ran as fast as I could and beat that chicken into some KFC. Then I ate it, and headed to a promising field nearby. lines of birch slabs lined the floor. I gathered torches and glowstone for lighting, and dirt so I could build away if I needed to.
Then night struck. I was out here with no weapons, no food, and no sprint. Then I saw the most beautiful thing in minecraft. A tree, half of one, all alone. I went over, and got a single log block from it, as the rest was already scavanged from. I knocked zombies away as I ran from the tree. Then a skeleton shot me.

I'm not the type to rage (that much), so I after I respawn, I parkoured to the floor and travel the opposite direction. 4000 blocks out and out of sprint, I come across a house, made with cherry logs. I gather the logs and manage to get all stone tools. Then I go to the front and see a sign, no griefing, and I feel bad because the house is now gone, so I just put a sign saying sorry wither came thru -Cournalsprinx62. I leave 2 cherry saplings as small offerings in front of the house. I set my respawn point in the remenants of the house, utilizing the bed there.
As I walk, I see a fortress, mostly blown up. I bridge over a moat going down to bedrock and see the ruins inside, and a wither. The wither spots me, and turns it's 3 heads in my direction. Being out of sprint, I manage to keep outside its range for 2 minutes, before dying of the wither disease. When I respawn, I take the bed, make more stone tools, and start moving. I hunt and kill some skeletons in some pretty good gear, like a chainmail chestplate with prot 2 and unbreaking 3, or fire protection 2 gold boots. I do see a full diamond zombie, but lost it while chasing it. I manage to loot a house for lot of random meats, to eat, and keep moving. I finally reach a swamp, wth actual trees, and I do my part by burning the trees down. Some areas here now almost look untouched, if it weren't for netherrack pillars and cobblestone fortresses in the distance. I head towars the coast, looking for an island. The coast rises over 50 blocks above sea level. Then night falls and a zombie knocks be off the cliff. Then I log off.

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shoot wrote it in the summary just read that.

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I spawned in were I left off, but I still was alive. I got some wood from a swamp and harvested melons from a mostly burned down jungle. I found an ruined cobblestone fortress, and decided to take down a wall to get tools. I utilize the empty space nearby to hunt for food and encountered a player's remains, more melons and a pickaxe, I left the pickaxe in a chest just in case the player comes back, with a sign, I saved ur stuff -cournalsprinx62. I also left a stack of dirt and some spare melons. I roughly follow the double negative highway, and I choose to leave it when I see a lava wall ahead. I take a hard left, and walk for a good bit.
I carry on until I reach some plains. I proceeded to use creepers to make holes in the ground to ruin it. Mwahaha. When I log off, I realize I am surronded with zombies.

They despawn, right?

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I spawn in perfectly fine, with all my stuff at where I last logged out. I look at my inventory to decide what I should do next. I watched the endless plains of 2b2t generate around me. I decide to head towards the -X -Y highway, and head over land. I craft a bed just in case something happens, and tame a dog. I put him in a boat so I could make it to the highway, but halfway there, the dog just disappears with a yelp. I keep travelling until I hit a base, griefed multiple times, and attempted to be rebuilt. Made with dark oak, glass and filled with signs of people arguing, it's pretty ugly, but could possibly be good. I patch some holes with dirt, then leave. I light some nearby trees on fire to add to my path of destruction.
I enter a nearby nether portal, and travel for a bit, and started a mini argument in the chat about the ethics of some random stuff. (If u took place there lemme know, and my IGN is Cournalsprinx62, or reffered to in the arguement as Cournal, so you might recognize my name)
Once I exit the nether, I'm spawned 40 blocks underground, forcing me to dig up, and I'm out of torches, forcing me to do it in total darkness.
On my way up, I accientally get 2 iron, giving me a new flint and steel and a new shield. I find another base, and I add some random stuff into a chest inside there, just in case someone else stumbles upon it. I decide to leave the base on foot, bringing me to a beautiful flower forest, and allowing me to BURN IT ALL DOWN. And I build a small rest stop on the cliffside. I continue travelling, and craft a pink bed to sleep on before I log off.

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I join in on my normal spot and start travelling. I decide to travel in the nether to make my journey a bit faster, and I would regret it.
The griefing of lava and withers litter the plain as the world generates around me. The sound of ghasts crying and burning echoes around my headset. I take a step foward and fall almost to my death. I decide to cotinue walking foward against the endless abyss of the nether. I manage 100 blocks away before I burn in lava. Oof.
I respawn at my pink bed, and craft stone tools again. I walk under and over weird formations of stone and ruined castles. I leave signs along the way to inspire people and leave notes of where I was. The shore eventually comes up, with water stretching as far as the eye can see. I travel by ocean this time, loot shipwrecks for suspicous stew (one poison, one blindness), and I see an ocean monument. A small pillar of cobblestone rests nearby. I place a furnance to cook some meats and dive. I last a second before I get torn apart by guardian's lasers. Then I log off (again)

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When I spawn in, I am back at spawn, with cobvlestone casts and endless abysses all around me. I slowly walk downward, and watch the floor slowly show up. A skeleton decides a perfect moment, and shoots me mid-jump, and all I can do is watch as the floor comes and greets me. When I repsawn, I'm at my pink bed, again. I walk towards a forest, create some creeper holes, and barely get a pickaxe before I'm blown up again. I decide to call it quits for the day.

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I found a glitch. Literally makes me every time I leave it teleports me to spawn. Only way out is to die. Then I lose my stuff. I'm quitting. This story is over

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Well, because of how well this has been doing recently, I've decided to continue trying to log in, and this time, it worked!

I spwned in at a desolate island. Where was this place? A crafting table and chest were nearby. I get stone tools, a boat, and some food, and take this to ander. I find most of the nearby caves are filled with torches, and I get enough iron for a pickaxe, bucket, and FLINT AND STEEEEEL. (Sorry jack black's one liners are too good). I leave early.

Well I probably lost readers cuz I quit.

Idc.