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Summary:

Keeping touch with friends is hard when you're always blasting into deep space. Thankfully, Reed put that brain of his to use and developed an app for interstellar contact to allow the Fantastic Four to keep up-to-date on important Earth-bound happenings.

Johnny, however, has started using it for an unintended purpose: annoying his best friend (and maybe more, if demonic gang members don't get in the way...?).

Notes:

I played Marvel's Spider-Man recently, and since I'm on a Spideytorch kick, I wanted to put my own lil spin on the Fantastic Four in this universe. The fic is completely written, and will update on Tuesdays and Fridays :3.

Special thanks to TheWinterComet for betaing and developing the work skin for this fic!!

Chapter 1

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:28 AM EST

Hey there Hotshot.

 

bodyheat 9:28 AM EST

pete!!!

finally checking up on your best friend are we

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:29 AM EST

I texted you 2 days ago.

And you’re not my best friend.

 

bodyheat 9:29 PM ET

don’t you dare say that it’s harry

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:29 AM EST

That title belongs to Harry.

 

bodyheat 9:30 AM EST

motherfucker

doesn’t matter

i’m your best friend that knows your secret identity

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:30 AM EST

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Flamebrain.

How’s it going up in space?

 

bodyheat 9:31 AM EST

oh you know, stopping intergalactic threats to help a struggling civilization

just another day for the fantastic four B)

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:31 AM EST

Of course. It must be easy for you at this point.

 

bodyheat 9:31 AM EST

so easy, i can do it in my sleep ;)

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:32 AM EST

Man, your day sounds so much more interesting than mine.

 

bodyheat 9:32 AM EST

oh, had a boring day?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:32 AM EST

You know it. Woke up, had some toast.

And finally sent Wilson Fisk to jail.

 

bodyheat 9:33 AM EST

IM SORRY????

YOU TOOK DOWN FISK?????????

AND IM STUCK HERE HELPING NEGOTIATIONS FOR STUPID LAND DEALS?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:33 AM EST

Hey now, I thought you were “stopping intergalactic threats” and whatnot.

 

bodyheat 9:33 AM EST

so I may have overexaggerated

that doesn’t matter

whatever

you finally got him!!!

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:34 AM EST

I know. I still can’t believe it.

I mean, eight years. He's practically been there since I became Spider-Man. Feels like the end of an era.

 

bodyheat 9:34 AM EST

you should be proud of yourself pete

did he put up a fight

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:34 AM EST

A lil. My costume took more damage than me. Need to fix it.

 

bodyheat 9:35 AM EST

dude, that’s the third time this month you need to fix it

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:35 AM EST

Well, sorry not all of us have suits catered to our jobs Mr. Rich-Boy who’s sister is married to Mr. Smartest-Man-Alive.

 

bodyheat 9:35 AM EST

yeah yeah you’re just jealous

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:35 AM EST

In your dreams Storm.

Shit, my boss is calling, I'm late for work.

 

bodyheat 9:36 AM EST

how have you not been fired yet

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:36 AM EST

Everyday I ask myself that.

Have to go now. Text you soon?

 

bodyheat 9:36 AM EST

i’ll be waiting, webhead ;)

Notes:

Hope y'all enjoyed reading!!!

Chapter 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Itsy-Bitsy 3:03 PM EST

So. Update.

My boss kinda knows about Spider-Man now?

 

bodyheat 3:03 PM EST

what

what does that mean??

he knows you’re spiderman?????

 

Itsy-Bitsy 3:04 PM EST

He thinks I make Spider-Man’s suit and gear.

 

bodyheat 3:04 PM EST

oh

that’s technically not wrong

i guess your boss is oblivious lol

 

Itsy-Bitsy 3:04 PM EST

Still, not the worst misunderstanding about my identity.

 

bodyheat 3:04 PM EST

do not bring it up

 

Itsy-Bitsy 3:05 PM EST

Bring what up? The time when you accused Spider-Man that he was sleeping with Peter Parker,

all so he could get good pictures on the news?

Is that what you don’t want me to bring up?

 

bodyheat 3:06 PM EST

why am i friends with you

 

Itsy-Bitsy 3:06 PM EST

Because you love me.

 

bodyheat 3:07 PM EST

in your dreams webhead

 

Itsy-Bitsy 3:07 PM EST

My boss even gave me schematics for a new suit.

Trying it out right now.

 

bodyheat 3:07 PM EST

send pics

 

Itsy-Bitsy 3:07 PM EST

Trying to see my hot bod?

 

bodyheat 3:08 PM EST

nevermind, its probably ugly anyway

 

Itsy-Bitsy 3:08 PM EST

Calm your tits, Storm, I was only joking.

[IMG_6598.PNG]

 

 

bodyheat 3:10 PM EST

nice

i see you copied us and added white to your fit

 

Itsy-Bitsy 3:10 PM EST

It was like that in the schematics.

 

bodyheat 3:10 PM EST

sure ;)

 

Itsy-Bitsy 3:11 PM EST

Whatever, Hothead. Gotta go back to patrol.

 

bodyheat 3:11 PM EST

dont get into too much trouble spidey

 

Itsy-Bitsy 3:11 PM EST

Without you? Never.

Notes:

Thank goodness I have this fic already written, because my time has been taken up by Marvel Rivals and Spider-Man: Miles Morales recently lol. Hope you all enjoyed this chapter!!!

Chapter 3

Notes:

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

bodyheat 6:37 PM EST

spidey

 

bodyheat 7:01 PM EST

pete

 

bodyheat 7:13 PM EST

peter

webhead

friendly neighborhood

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:15 PM EST

What?

 

bodyheat 7:15 PM EST

im bored

entertain me

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:29 AM ET

Don’t you have locals to chat up?

 

bodyheat 7:16 PM EST

been there, done that

figured youd want some quality time with me

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:16 PM EST

I don’t have to spend every waking moment with you.

 

bodyheat 9:31 AM ET

oh

okay

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:17 PM EST

Wait, no.

Sorry.

Today’s been rough.

 

bodyheat 7:17 PM EST

its okay, i was being annoying

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:17 PM EST

Hey, don’t call my friend that. Only I can.

 

bodyheat 7:18 PM EST

im your friend?

this is a huge honor

i’ll need to alert the presses

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:18 PM EST

Nevermind, you’re dead to me.

 

bodyheat 7:18 PM EST

lmao

what happened

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:19 PM EST

Had a break in at Fisk’s estate sale. Guys wearing weird demon masks.

Some had this weird energy. Hurts more than usual.

 

bodyheat 7:19 PM EST

demon masks and weird energy?

think its a new gang?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:19 PM EST

Maybe. There’s a power vacuum now that Fisk is in jail.

I guess it was too much to ask for a little break lol.

 

bodyheat 7:20 PM EST

eh, so what

they arent ready for you

these are just some overzealous rookies youll beat in a few days

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:20 PM EST

I hope so. But also.

I saw MJ again at the break in.

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:27 PM EST

Johnny?

 

bodyheat 7:28 PM EST

sorry, sue asked me something

what was she doing there

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:28 PM EST

She was trying to investigate for the Bugle when the masked guys showed up.

I still can’t believe it. It’s been so long since I’ve seen her.

I’m actually gonna get dinner with her and catch up.

 

bodyheat 7:29 PM EST

really?

well, guess thats my cue to let you have your date

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:29 PM EST

It’s not a date. We’re just catching up as friends.

 

bodyheat 7:29 PM EST

sure ;)

have fun

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:30 PM EST

Yeah. See you.

Notes:

I try to be as accurate to the game time as possible (I literally looked up sunset times in New York for this). Even still, I'm taking liberties at some points lmao. Thank you all for reading!

Chapter 4

Notes:

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hottest_member ⇄ Fantastic Four Group Chat

 

Reed_Richards 7:48 PM EST

Johnny? Are you there?

 

hottest_member 7:48 PM EST

yeah? we’re all on the ship

you could have just called for me

 

Sue 7:49 PM EST

I’ve been calling you for 15 minutes, Johnny.

 

so_heres_the_thing 7:49 PM EST

Youre not listening to loud music again are you

Thatll ruin your ears

 

hottest_member 7:49 PM EST

no im not

 

Reed_Richards 7:49 PM EST

We have dinner with the Skraxi leader in exactly 26 minutes. We don’t want to be late.

 

hottest_member 7:50 PM EST

i know!!!

god, stop nagging me

 

Sue 7:50 PM EST

Johnny, is everything alright?

 

hottest_member 7:50 PM EST

yeah

im fine

 

Sue 7:50 PM EST

Okay.

 

Reed_Richards 7:50 PM EST

That's good, stay focused.

 

so_heres_the_thing 7:50 PM EST

Not like I care

 

hottest_member 7:50 PM EST

peters going on a date with mj!!!

 

so_heres_the_thing 7:51 PM EST

There it is

 

hottest_member 7:51 PM EST

yeah!!!

it ruins the plan!

 

Reed_Richards 7:51 PM EST

What plan, son?

 

hottest_member 7:51 PM EST

my plan to get with peter

absence makes the heart grow fonder

if im away on a voyage, pete will realise he misses me, which will then make him realize he loves me

then when i come back, he will confess his feelings for me, and we’ll make out and live happily ever after

 

Reed_Richards 7:54 PM EST

I see.

 

Sue 7:54 PM EST

Johnny…

 

so_heres_the_thing 7:54 PM EST

Kid thats the stupidest fucking plan ive ever heard

 

Sue 7:55 PM EST

Ben!

 

so_heres_the_thing 7:55 PM EST

What

We were all thinking it

 

hottest_member 7:55 PM EST

this is why i didn’t wanna tell you

 

Sue 7:55 PM EST

I’m sorry, Johnny, this plan just seems too…scattered.

 

Reed_Richards 7:56 PM EST

May I ask, why don’t you court him directly? It’s never stopped you before.

 

hottest_member 7:56 PM EST

one, he could be straight

two, he was dating mj at the time

and then, when they broke up, it felt too soon

and when we got this mission…i thought this was my chance to see if he feels the same

and now hes dating mj again, and i’ll be alone forever

 

so_heres_the_thing 7:57 PM EST

God you're so dramatic kid

 

Sue 7:57 PM EST

Johnny, did Peter say he was dating MJ again?

 

hottest_member 7:58 PM EST

…no

he said it was catching up as friends

 

Reed_Richards 7:58 PM EST

There you go!

There's lacking evidence to support your hypothesis.

 

hottest_member 7:58 PM EST

i guess?

 

Sue 7:58 PM EST

What Reed means is that if Peter says it isn’t a date, then it probably isn’t.

Take his word for it.

 

so_heres_the_thing 7:59 PM EST

Plus if he turns you down its his loss

 

hottest_member 7:59 PM EST

aw i knew you liked me

thats why you didn’t change your name and pfp :)

 

so_heres_the_thing 7:59 PM EST

I cant figure out the settings because Reed’s stupid chat program makes no goddamn sense

 

hottest_member 7:59 PM EST

whatever you say you big lug

thanks guys

 

Reed_Richards 8:00 PM EST

Of course! We’re family. That means helping each other even through the most trivial of issues.

 

hottest_member 8:00 PM EST

and you ruined it

 

Reed_Richards 8:16 PM EST

Also, for the record, this application is very intuitive.

Notes:

Johnny: Peter doesn't like me, the world is ending.

Ben: You are 23 years old.

For real though, this was one of my favorite chapters to write. I just love Fantastic Four interactions. Thank you for reading!

Chapter 5

Notes:

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:23 AM EST

Man, can this day get any worse.

 

bodyheat 12:24 AM EST

depends, red skull could rise from the dead and conquer the world with zombie-hydra soldiers

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:24 AM EST

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised at this point.

 

bodyheat 12:24 AM EST

date didn’t go well?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:25 AM EST

Not a date.

And I had to leave in the middle of dinner. Shocker violated his parole to rob a bank.

 

bodyheat 12:25 AM EST

shocker?

is he the guy that shoots electricity

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:25 AM EST

No, that’s Electro. Shocker sends out shockwaves.

 

bodyheat 12:26 AM EST

why do you have the weirdest set of villains

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:26 AM EST

You’re one to talk.

 

bodyheat 12:26 AM EST

so was it too hard?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:27 AM EST

No. Led me on a wild goose chase throughout the city.

That guy does not know how to have fun.

 

bodyheat 12:27 AM EST

how tragic lol

how was mj

haven’t seen her since you two…ya know

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:28 AM EST

Thanks for being coy, Flamebrain.

But she was fine. Trying to get a promotion in the Daily Bugle.

I think I fucked up though. I asked if she wanted to be friends again. And in response, she asked me if I knew why we broke up.

 

bodyheat 12:29 AM EST

…do you not know?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:30 AM EST

Maybe?

 

bodyheat 12:31 AM EST

pete

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:31 AM EST

Hey, you don’t know why either!

 

bodyheat 12:32 AM EST

a) you never told me

and b) i just assumed she realized she was too good for you

youre the boyfriend youre supposed to know

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:33 AM EST

I just thought she couldn’t handle me being Spider-Man. But now that she asked…idk.

 

bodyheat 12:33 AM EST

oh peter

youre one of the smartest people i know

and also dumb as rocks

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:34 AM EST

Do I focus on the compliment or the insult??

 

bodyheat 12:34 AM EST

listen ive fucked up a lot of relationships with a lot of people

one thing i learned is

if you really care, you gotta communicate

just ask her

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:36 AM EST

Yeah, you’re right. I’ll talk to her later.

Gotta go back to F.E.A.S.T. The founder majored in art history, so I wanna see if he knows

anything about the weird masks.

 

bodyheat 12:37 AM EST

dude its midnight

when was the last time you slept?

 

bodyheat 12:39 AM EST

pete?

peter???

 

bodyheat 12:41 AM EST

Peter Benjamin Parker

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:42 AM EST

Calm down, I took a nap at my work before I got the new suit, jeez!

 

bodyheat 12:42 AM EST

wasn’t that a day ago???

go to sleep you idiot!!!

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:43 AM EST

I will! After I talk to Martin.

 

bodyheat 12:43 AM EST

dude hes probably not gonna be there yet

at least just sleep for a few of hours

please?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:44 AM EST

God, I can picture your stupid puppy eyes.

Fine.

 

bodyheat 12:44 AM EST

yay :)

and when you get to feast, tell may her favorite celebrity said hi

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:44 AM EST

Okay, I’ll relay that Sue said hi.

 

bodyheat 12:45 AM EST

ok

fuck you

Notes:

Finally finished Miles Morales! It was a fun game and Miles is quickly becoming one of my favorite characters in the Insomniac series hehe

Chapter 6

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:07 PM EST

Hey.

Could you cheer me up?

I'm not having the best day.

 

bodyheat 4:08 PM EST

what do you need

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:08 PM EST

Just tell me anything.

 

bodyheat 4:08 PM EST

can do

i was gonna tell you ben almost got accidentally engaged

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:09 PM EST

Really? How?

 

bodyheat 4:09 PM EST

well, we went to dinner last night

conversing, making allies, you know the usual

i didnt catch all of it, too busy making friends

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:10 PM EST

That's code for flirting.

 

bodyheat 4:10 PM EST

hush

sudddenly i see some commotion, and its the hunk of rock arm wrestling one of the locals

again, not that out of the ordinary

me sue and reed start to watch when we overhear someone mention how its adorable

and thats when we learn arm wrestling is a courtship ritual

 

bodyheat 4:12 PM EST

sue and reed are trying to figure out what to do, and ben is almost winning

so

i may have "accidentally" set fire to the curtains

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:13 PM EST

Omg, you didn't.

 

bodyheat 4:13 PM EST

it was a distraction!!

we got ben out of there while they were freaking out about the fire

sue gave me a lecture though

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:14 PM EST

As she should. Did it fuck up anything for y'all?

 

bodyheat 4:14 PM EST

not really, sue and reed are on damage control

and im grounded on the ship till they straighten things out

its like im 16 again >:(

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:15 PM EST

You act like it, Flamebrain.

 

bodyheat 4:15 PM EST

please, im more mature than you webhead

how are you feeling now

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:15 PM EST

Better. Not great, but better.

 

bodyheat 4:16 PM EST

wanna talk about it

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:17 PM EST

Norman Osborne pulled the grant money. And Dr. Octavius can't afford to pay me.

 

bodyheat 4:17 PM EST

shit

pete im so sorry

i know you loved that job

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:18 PM EST

Yeah. I really did.

I checked in on Harry's research stations for him to keep my mind off it. But...that only made wish I could talk to him now.

He hasn't called me at all. I know he said he won't be in contact, but it still makes me worried though.

 

bodyheat 4:19 PM EST

hey now im sure hes on spiritual journey trying to find himself

and once hes back youll go back to being absolute besties

but not bigger besties than me

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:19 PM EST

Of course lol.

Hold on, getting a call.

Fuck. Shocker escaped again. Gotta go.

 

bodyheat 4:21 PM EST

okay, web him up nice and good spidey

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:21 PM EST

Will do.

And Johnny? Thanks for helping me.

 

bodyheat 4:21 PM EST

of course

Notes:

A lil short but sweet chapter hehe. Thank you for reading!!!

Chapter 7

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

bodyheat 1:31 PM EST

when will my love return from the war :(

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:33 PM EST

What are you talking about?

 

bodyheat 1:33 PM EST

spidey!!!

i haven’t heard from you in so long

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:34 PM EST

It’s literally been a day. I was catching up on sleep, sue me.

 

bodyheat 1:34 PM EST

i still dont understand how you can sleep in that shitty apartment

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:35 PM EST

Oh. Well y’know. I’m used to it.

Wait, hold on.

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:38 PM EST

Got it.

 

bodyheat 1:38 PM EST

got what

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:38 PM EST

Got the pigeon.

 

bodyheat 1:39 PM EST

pigeon?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:39 PM EST/span>

Yeah.

 

bodyheat 1:40 PM EST

…are you not gonna elaborate?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:40 PM EST

Idk, maybe I like to see you confused. Keep you on your toes.

 

bodyheat 1:40 PM EST

haha very funny

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:41 PM EST

Lol.

A man got evicted from his apartment, and his birds got released during that. So I’m helping him out and catching them for him.

 

bodyheat 1:42 PM EST

living up to the friendly neighborhood spiderman name huh

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:42 PM EST

You know it.

And you should be happy to know that Shocker is in jail, for sure this time.

 

bodyheat 1:42 PM EST

good

no more electric attacks for you

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:43 PM EST

Again, that’s Electro.

 

bodyheat 1:43 PM EST

tomato tomahto

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:43 PM EST

You are so lucky you’re pretty.

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:47 PM EST

Johnny?

 

bodyheat 1:47 PM EST

sorry dropped my phone

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:48 PM EST

For 4 minutes? Clumsy much?

 

bodyheat 1:48 PM EST

not all of us can have danger sense like you webby

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:48 PM EST

Oh yeah, MJ and I are talking again.

 

bodyheat 1:49 PM EST

really?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:49 PM EST

Well, it’s mostly stuff about the Demons. But still, it’s something.

 

bodyheat 1:49 PM EST

demons?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:50 PM EST

Remember those masked guys I talked about? They’re trying to take over for Fisk.

 

bodyheat 1:50 PM EST

you really dont get a break huh

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:50 PM EST

Don’t I know it.

 

bodyheat 1:52 PM EST

you know i could help you when i get back

with patrols or dangerous adversaries

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:50 PM EST

You’re offering?

 

bodyheat 1:53 PM EST

anything to get away from my family lol

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:53 PM EST

Hey now, they aren’t that bad.

 

bodyheat 1:53 PM EST

after spending weeks with them in space i need a break

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:55 PM EST

I guess. But I’m a solo act, remember?

 

bodyheat 1:55 PM EST

yeah

i remember

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:55 PM EST

Speaking of, I should get back to patrol. Gotta catch more pigeons.

 

bodyheat 1:55 PM EST

dont catch any diseases

well

any more

 

Itsy-Bitsy 1:56 PM EST

This is why you aren’t my best friend.

 

bodyheat 1:56 PM EST

you take that back

Notes:

I wanted to showcase my fav side quest in the game a lil. I love catching those pigeons, even if they are tricky sometimes. Another short one, but don’t worry. Things will ramp up >:)

Chapter 8

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:31 AM EST

I think this is my finest work yet.

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bodyheat 11:32 AM EST

how many times have you webbed a helicopter now

its getting boring at this point

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:32 AM EST

Oh, like how your supernovas are getting boring?

 

bodyheat 11:32 AM EST

excuse you

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:33 AM EST

Me when Human Torch novas for the 30th time—

I sleep.

 

bodyheat 11:33 AM EST

me when spiderman webs a vehicle for the thousandth time—

honk-shoo, mimimimi

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:34 AM EST

Okay, jackass. I’d like to see you try.

Have to head out now, ceremony to attend. Can’t web and text, would set a bad example lol.

 

bodyheat 11:35 AM EST

ceremony?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:35 AM EST

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you.

A cop that helped me investigate the demon attacks is getting awarded the medal of honor. It’s probably a pr stunt from Norman, but still. Wanna be there for him.

Plus MJ is covering the event.

 

bodyheat 11:36 AM EST

so this is a date then

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:36 AM EST

No, this is just me supporting her as a friend. Nothing more.

 

bodyheat 11:36 AM EST

sure ;)

if you get bored tho, remember

im a message away

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:37 AM EST

It won’t be that boring.



bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:14 PM EST

Okay, this is boring.

 

bodyheat 12:14 PM EST

told you lol

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:15 PM EST

Man, Jeff is cool and all, but do we need this many representatives talking?

Oh yeah, MJ says hi.

 

bodyheat 12:16 PM EST

tell her the hottest fantastic 4 member says hi back ;)

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:16 PM EST

Okay.

She thinks I'm talking to Mr. Fantastic.

 

bodyheat 12:16 PM EST

this joke isnt funny

 

Itsy-Bitsy 12:17 PM EST

It is to me.

Oh, Jeff’s about to come up. Talk to you after?

 

bodyheat 12:17 PM EST

its a date



hottest_member ⇄ Fantastic Four Group Chat

 

hottest_member 12:18 PM EST

WHY DID I SAY THAT!!!!

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hottest_member 12:19 PM EST

oh my god, hes gonna realise my feelings and be weirded out

and he wont want to be friends anymore

then i’ll be alone forever

 

Sue 12:20 PM EST

Johnny, breathe! You’re making it worse than it actually is.

 

so_heres_the_thing 12:20 PM EST

Yeah knowing Parker he’ll just think youre joking

That kid's fucking oblivious

 

hottest_member 12:21 PM EST

so theres nothing to worry about?

 

Sue 12:21 PM EST

Of course not, right Reed?

 

Reed_Richards 12:22 PM EST

Yes, Johnny, the amount of berries you ingested is not toxic enough to kill you.

 

hottest_member 12:22 PM EST

what

 

Reed_Richards 12:23 PM EST

Was that not what was being discussed?

 

Sue 12:24 PM EST

Oh my god.

 

hottest_member 12:24 PM EST

wait wait what about the berries i ate???



bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

bodyheat 1:25 PM EST

man this ceremony must be forever

you must be bored out of your mind

dont worry tho

you have the human torch to entertain you ;)


 

bodyheat 3:53 PM EST

you there pete?

did you get caught up with some criminals?

im sure youll teach them a lesson


 

bodyheat 6:09 PM EST

is this about the date comment i made???

i was joking

it doesn’t mean anything

i wont joke about it again


 

bodyheat 7:05 PM EST

peter, seriously, im getting worried now

can you at least let me know if youre okay?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:08 PM EST

hes unconscious rn

 

bodyheat 7:08 PM EST

what

who are you

did you hurt him???

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:09 PM EST

calm down, its mj

 

bodyheat 7:09 PM EST

mj?

how did you get into his phone

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:09 PM EST

ex privileges, i know his passcode

hes in the hospital rn, minor concussion. should be awake soon

 

bodyheat 7:10 PM EST

what is happening????????

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:11 PM EST

there was a terrorist attack. demons.

he was near the blast and got hit

 

bodyheat 7:11 PM EST

fuck

and hes gonna be okay?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:11 PM EST

yeah. theyre keeping him overnight, but he should be good to go

you wont have to blow up his notifications anymore lol

 

bodyheat 7:12 PM EST

oh

sorry

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:13 PM EST

dont be. its good someone else is worried about him

i just didnt want you to worry too much

 

bodyheat 7:13 PM EST

well thanks

are you okay?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:14 PM EST

physically? yeah

but it scared me. seeing peter unconscious like that. and so many people hurt…

 

bodyheat 7:16 PM EST

damn it

i shouldve been there

instead im in space doing stupid space politics

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:17 PM EST

dont think like that. peter’s bad enough

yeah, you werent there. neither were the avengers.

new york isnt the only place that needs help.

 

bodyheat 7:18 PM EST

yeah

youre right

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:18 PM EST

i always am

doctors calling for me. i’ll make sure to let pete know to message you

 

bodyheat 7:19 PM EST

ok

thanks mj

 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:19 PM EST

anytime, hotshot



bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:33 AM EST

Fuck, Johnny.

I’m sorry I made you worried.

 

bodyheat 6:37 AM EST

spidey?

thank god youre okay

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:37 AM EST

Yeah. Just got discharged from the hospital.

Feeling good as new.

 

bodyheat 6:37 AM EST

youre not gonna go out as spiderman are you

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:38 AM EST

I have to. The Demons are still out there. Along with their leader.

 

bodyheat 6:38 AM EST

pete, cmon

you barely got out of a terrorist attack

cant you at least rest for a day

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:41 AM EST

There were several casualties yesterday.

One of them was Officer Jefferson Davis. The cop that was getting awarded.

He had a wife and a son. Who are now grieving because I wasn’t enough.

 

bodyheat 6:43 AM EST

it wasnt your fault

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:44 AM EST

Don’t.

I have to do this. To make sure no one else gets hurt again.

 

bodyheat 6:45 AM EST

…okay

just dont go overboard

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:46 AM EST

I have to go now.

 

bodyheat 6:46 AM EST

yeah

i know

Notes:

And that’s the end of Act 1 hehe!!! Things are looking dicey for Peter rn (and as we know, it’ll only get worse). As always, thank you so much for reading!!!

Chapter 9

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:37 AM EST

Hey Johnny, remember when we first met?

 

bodyheat 9:40 AM EST

walking down memory lane now, webhead?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:40 AM EST

Just humor me for a moment.

 

bodyheat 9:41 AM EST

yeah, i do

me and the others had our powers for a few months

we were fighting moleman when an annoying spandexed guy swung by and offered to help

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:41 AM EST

And some hothead argued they had it handled. Right before getting hit in the head with a large staff.

 

bodyheat 9:42 AM EST

yes make me relive one of the most embarrassing moments of my superhero career

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:43 AM EST

July 17th, 2011.

That was the day we first met.

 

bodyheat 9:43 AM EST

you remember the date?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:43 AM EST

I remember the things that are important to me. Things that have impacted my life.

Like you.

 

bodyheat 9:44 AM EST

…is this your way of apologizing?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:44 AM EST

Is it working?

 

bodyheat 9:45 AM EST

you are so cute

*cringe

that was meant to be cringe

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:46 AM EST

Whatever you say :).

 

bodyheat 9:46 AM EST

holy shit

peter parker using an emoji?

alert the presses

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:47 AM EST

What can I say? I guess you’re rubbing off on me.

 

bodyheat 9:47 AM EST

you know it ;)

how’s the past couple days been?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:48 AM EST

Stopped some small crimes, but I haven’t gotten a lead on the Demons.

I know who their leader is, but my insider on the force won’t believe me. It’s frustrating.

 

bodyheat 9:49 AM EST

youll find em

youre smart

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:49 AM EST

Thanks, I’ll need that positivity.

Officer Davis’s funeral is in a few days.

 

bodyheat 9:50 AM EST

you got this pete

if it makes you feel better, we’re all wrapped up

be back in a few weeks

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:51 AM EST

That’s good. I can’t wait to see you guys again.

And you specifically.

 

bodyheat 9:51 AM EST

me too :)

sue’s calling for me

remember to rest in that shitty apartment of yours

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:54 AM EST

Haha, yeah.

I’ll try.

Notes:

Thank you for reading!!!

Chapter 10

Notes:

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

bodyheat 4:11 PM EST

ugh, space is overrated

i love my family, but if ben knocks into me one more time im gonna supernova this whole ship

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:11 PM EST

Please don’t. Jameson will find some way to blame me for killing the Fantastic Four.

 

bodyheat 4:12 PM EST

but we’re in space???

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:12 PM EST

You don't know him.

 

bodyheat 4:12 PM EST

man how does it feel to have your own hater

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:13 PM EST

That implies I only have one.

Oh shit, hold on.

 

bodyheat 4:18 PM EST

pete?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:20 PM EST

Sorry, had to stop a Demon crime. They’re running rampant now.

Doesn’t help that Mayor Osborn hired Sable as his private police force.

 

bodyheat 4:21 PM EST

fuck, it must be bad if sable’s involved

we had to deal with them once

assholes

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:22 PM EST

Yeah they are.

 

bodyheat 4:22 PM EST

how are you hanging spidey

get it

hanging

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:23 PM ESTT

Yes. You are a comedic genius.

It’s been a busy couple of days. Dealing with the Demons on top of regular criminals is a lot.

 

bodyheat 4:23 PM EST

hey now, you cant take on every crime yourself

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:24 PM EST

I know.

Oh yeah, Officer Davis’s son, Miles. I asked May to offer him a volunteer position at F.E.A.S.T.

He probably won’t take it, but I know how he feels. So, any chance I can help…

 

bodyheat 4:26 PM EST

im sure he’ll take it

youre a good guy pete

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:26 PM EST

It’s what anyone else would have done.

 

bodyheat 4:26 PM EST

maybe

doesnt make you any less of a good person

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:27 PM EST

I should go now. Dr. Octavius wants to see me, and then I have dinner with MJ.

 

bodyheat 4:28 PM EST

oooooo dinner

things are heating up now ;)

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:28 PM EST

Nah, I’d say they’re heating up with us.

 

bodyheat 4:28 PM EST

what

really?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:29 PM EST

Yeah. Cause you light on fire.

 

bodyheat 4:30 PM EST

oh right

of course

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:30 PM EST

What's the matter, Johnny?

 

bodyheat 4:30 PM EST

oh, look at that, reed needs my help with some science thing

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:31 PM EST

Okay…?

Have fun I guess?

Notes:

So I’ve gotten into reading the comics lately, and I finished Waid’s run of Fantastic Four! It was really good, though I had to branch off to read the Avengers Disassembled event (which included Peter turning into a spider lol) since there were a few issues tied in to that event. Did I need to read it to understand what was happening in those issues? Nope :)

Thank you all for reading, I hope you all enjoyed!

Chapter 11

Notes:

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

bodyheat 6:40 PM EST

hey there

sorry for the radio silence

sorry for the radio silence

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:42 PM EST

We just messaged each other.

 

bodyheat 6:42 PM EST

dude, that was like 50 hours ago

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:43 PM EST

Shit, was it?

 

bodyheat 6:44 PM EST

peter benjamin parker, do not tell me all you did was be spiderman

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:44 PM EST

In my defense, a lot of things happened!

I had to save someone from Demons, I had to defuse some bombs a merc placed all over the city.

Plus normal crimes.

 

bodyheat 6:46 PM EST

listen, im not saying you need a vacation

but reed says you don't fight well if you're tired

he's a hypocrite about it

also you need a vacation

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:47 PM EST

I can’t rest now. I need to find the doctor that the Demons are targeting.

 

bodyheat 6:47 PM EST

do you know where he is

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:47 PM EST

…No.

MJ is looking for him.

 

bodyheat 6:48 PM EST

snooze until she finds him

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:48 PM EST

You’re not gonna let this go are you.

 

bodyheat 6:48 PM EST

you would do the same for me

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:49 PM EST

If I don’t hear from MJ in 30 mins, I’ll take a nap.

 

bodyheat 6:49 PM EST

you really are stubborn

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:49 PM EST

You’re one to talk, Hothead.

 

bodyheat 6:49 PM EST

yeah guess we’re made for each other

platonically

like bros

lol

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:50 PM EST

You should probably leave the jokes to me.

 

bodyheat 6:51 PM EST

youre lucky im not there rn

or else i would set your hair on fire

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:51 PM EST

Nah. You love me too much to hurt me.

 

bodyheat 6:51 PM EST

unfortunately

have to go now, you better take that nap

 

Itsy-Bitsy 6:52 PM EST

Yes mom.

Notes:

Alas, Peter did not end up taking that nap. Such is the Parker Luck.

Strap in everyone, cause we are getting some drama next time!! Till then, thank you all for reading :3!!

Chapter 12

Notes:

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:10 AM EST

Hey.

 

bodyheat 2:14 AM EST

pete?

are you okay?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:15 AM EST

I don’t know. MJ and I had an argument.

 

bodyheat 2:15 AM EST

talk to me

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:16 AM EST

It’s just…she snuck into a dangerous Sable compound to talk to someone. And I swung by and got her out when I thought she was in danger.

I don’t know what she was thinking! She could have been hurt, or worse!

 

bodyheat 2:18 AM EST

was she hurt?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:19 AM EST

No, thankfully. In fact, she said this was the reason we broke up. That I wouldn’t treat her like an equal.

That’s crazy, right?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:22 AM EST

Johnny?

 

bodyheat 2:22 AM EST

i mean

not really?

i can kinda see where shes coming from

shes a grown woman

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:24 AM EST

Yeah, with nothing to defend herself with! She doesn’t have powers like us, she could die!

 

bodyheat 2:24 AM EST

what about me then

i have powers too, yet you never want my help

you always offer to help when the fantastic 4 need it

but everytime i offer to go on patrol with you, you always turn me down

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:25 AM EST

My problems aren’t as big as yours.

 

bodyheat 2:25 AM EST

but i still want to help!

do you know how it feels when your best friend thinks you’re weak?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:26 AM EST

Maybe I do.

Considering that you keep nagging me.

 

bodyheat 2:26 AM EST

what?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:26 AM EST

YOU think I can’t handle this.

 

bodyheat 2:27 AM EST

thats different

i know you

you can be so focused on saving everyone that you forget to help yourself

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:28 AM EST

I have to. No one else will.

 

bodyheat 2:28 AM EST

i will!

im a hero too, you dont see me killing myself over this

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:28 AM EST

You can afford to take it easy, you have your family!

 

bodyheat 2:29 AM EST

and you have me!

why wont you let me help you!

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:29 AM EST

All you would do is hold me back!

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:33 AM EST

shit

 

bodyheat 2:34 AM EST

fine

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:34 AM EST

Johnny, I didn’t mean that.

 

bodyheat 2:34 AM EST

dont

you dont want my help

so i wont bother you

good luck parker

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:35 AM EST

Please, wait. It’s been a stressful week. I didn’t want to snap at you.

You don’t bother me.

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:39 AM EST

Johnny?

Notes:

I call this chapter "Peter's Horrible, Awful, No Good, Very Bad Night."

The boys are fightingggggg. Will they make up, we shall see ;). Thank you all for reading!!

Chapter 13

Notes:

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

Mary_Jane_Watson has created a new chatroom

Johnny_Storm has been added to chatroom

 

Johnny_Storm 10:45 AM EST

what the fuck

how do you have my id

how do you even have this app????

 

Mary_Jane_Watson 10:46 AM EST

pete put it on my phone when we dated.

and i remembered your id when i used pete’s phone. figured i’d need it.

 

Johnny_Storm 10:46 AM EST

okay a lil creepy ngl

 

Mary_Jane_Watson 10:46 AM EST

listen, i saw your messages that day. you were really worried about him.

and, as someone else who worries about him, i figured he also frustrates you to no end.

 

Johnny_Storm 10:47 AM EST

…maybe

 

Mary_Jane_Watson 10:47 AM EST

so?

 

Johnny_Storm 10:47 AM EST

okay if we’re doing this

Johnny_Storm changed their name to human-torch

 

human-torch 10:48 AM EST

im not gonna be a stick in the mud like reed

 

Mary_Jane_Watson 10:48 AM EST

right behind you.

Mary_Jane_Watson changed their name to mj

 

mj 10:49 AM EST

okay, i have to know. youre also a superhero.

is the over-protectiveness just a thing with you guys???

 

human-torch 10:50 AM EST

no

not with me at least, maybe captain america is like that

 

mj 10:50 AM EST

so its just a peter thing then

 

human-torch 10:50 AM EST

yep

he does it to me too dont worry

 

mj 10:51 AM EST

i assume you heard about what happened?

 

human-torch 10:51 AM EST

it was pretty dangerous what you did

but honestly im impressed

 

mj 10:51 AM EST

thanks. wish peter thought the same.

i just wish he could see that i can help him. he acts like he can handle everything.

 

human-torch 10:52 AM EST

i know how you feel

he says im important to him but then acts like he cant trust me to handle his problems

and…

it hurts

 

mj 10:53 AM EST

it does.

you know, he talks about you all the time. even back when we were dating.

youre basically his best friend. well, besides harry.

 

human-torch 10:52 AM EST

yeah yeah

so what are you gonna do now

 

mj 10:54 AM EST

stop the demons.

the cfo of oscorp mentioned the demons wanting something in grand central. gonna try to investigate.

 

human-torch 10:54 AM EST

without pete?

 

mj 10:54 AM EST

what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

 

human-torch 10:55 AM EST

good luck

message me how it goes?

 

mj 10:55 AM EST

sure, hotshot. maybe you can humor me with an official human torch interview in exchange

 

human-torch 10:55 AM EST

just dont ask about the jello incident and im there ;)

 

mj 10:56 AM EST

yeah, i dont think i wanna know lol.

Notes:

MJ enters the story!!! We stan MJ in this household. Again, I love giving other characters for Johnny to interact with, so this was a fun chapter to write. Till next time everyone!!!

Chapter 14

Notes:

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 5:15 PM EST

Hey.

Are you there?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 5:18 AM EST

I finally took down the leader of the Demons.

He almost destroyed a train while it happened. Bet Jameson will find some way to blame me lol.

I hope you're doing good. Don't get into too many arguments with Ben. The ship won't take it.


 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:45 PM EST

Remember the pigeons I needed to catch? Finally got the last one.

Howard was so happy. They were his wife's. Now he has something to take care of in her name.

I'm glad. Some of those fuckers were fast.

 

Itsy-Bitsy 2:49 PM EST

...I wonder if it would've been easier with you.

Probably not. Your fire would've scared them off, and you would've complained about their diseases or whatever.

But it would've been fun.


 

Itsy-Bitsy 7:26 PM EST

It's so quiet now. I never realized how much I text you.

Are you reading these? I don't know if I want you to.

At the very least, you could respond.

Even if it's to tell me to fuck off.

...God, I'm pathetic.


 

Itsy-Bitsy 8:39 AM EST

Johnny? Are you there?

Please, I need to know you're there

 

Itsy-Bitsy 8:41 AM EST

I know you're ignoring me

but if something bad happened and i wasnt there

 

Itsy-Bitsy 8:44 AM EST

fuck please answer me

 

bodyheat 8:45 AM EST

im here

nothing happened to me

 

Itsy-Bitsy 8:45 AM EST

okay

 

bodyheat 8:48 AM EST

...are you okay?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 8:49 AM EST

i

Yeah. Just a nightmare.

Sorry to bother you.

 

bodyheat 8:50 AM EST

do you wanna talk about it?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 8:52 AM EST

We're not exactly talking. You're probably still mad at me.

 

bodyheat 8:52 AM EST

yeah, but we're still friends

right?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 8:53 AM EST

Of course we are.

It was just...so I have these backpacks webbed around the city. They usually have mementos or old tech and whatnot.

In one of them, I found a ticket to a game Uncle Ben took me to.

The last game. Before...

 

Itsy-Bitsy 8:55 AM EST

We had an argument. Something meaningless, I don't even remember what I was mad about. But I was mad.

I went out to vent. Too frustrated to know where I was going. And, too frustrated to care about a robber in a convenience store.

 

bodyheat 8:56 AM EST

peter

you dont need to continue

 

Itsy-Bitsy 8:57 AM EST

I do though.

I need you to know that I don't think you're week. I know you can handle yourself.

But...if something ever happened to you and I couldn't stop it?

 

bodyheat 8:58 AM EST

but im in space rn

it wouldnt be your fault

 

Itsy-Bitsy 8:58 AM EST

Maybe. But if you died without me apologizing...

I'm sorry, Johnny. I get so worried about the people I love that I don't consider their feelings.

I never wanted to make you feel like shit.

 

bodyheat 9:04 AM EST

you love me?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:05 AM EST

You're my best friend. Of course I love you.

 

bodyheat 9:05 AM EST

...i thought harry was your best friend

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:05 AM EST

I've decided I can have more than one best friend.

 

bodyheat 9:06 AM EST

lol

thanks peter

im still a lil mad, even if I understand where youre coming from

but im kinda an asshole too, so i'll forgive you just this once

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:07 AM EST

How charitable of you.

 

bodyheat 9:07 AM EST

thats what they call me

 

Itsy-Bitsy 9:07 AM EST

Oh. Doc's calling me. I'll need to head in.

Text you later?

 

bodyheat 9:08 AM EST

you know it

Notes:

Yay, the boys made up!!! Nothing bad will happen to them :3.

(Don't look at the chapter count.)

Thank you all for reading!!

Chapter 15

Notes:

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Chapter Text


human-torch ⇄ mj

 

mj 6:13 AM EST

hey, have you talked to pete recently?

 

human-torch 6:14 AM EST

yeah, i talked to him before he went to work yesterday

 

mj 6:14 AM EST

damn it.

 

human-torch 6:15 AM EST

whats wrong mj?

 

mj 6:15 AM EST

there was a breakout at the raft. a lot of prisoners escaped, including the big ones he put behind bars.

spiderman…he got overwhelmed trying to fight back. at least, according to witnesses. no one’s seen him.

 

human-torch 6:17 AM EST

and he hasnt messaged you?

 

mj 6:18 AM EST

no.

i was hoping you heard from him

 

human-torch 6:18 AM EST

fuck

i’ll message him

 

mj 6:18 AM EST

yeah.

god, i hope he's okay.

 

human-torch 6:19 AM EST

im sure he is



bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

bodyheat 6:20 AM EST

i heard what happened

are you okay?

 

bodyheat 6:55 AM EST

the silence better be because your phone is broken

 

bodyheat 7:33 AM EST

please, just message me and mj when you can

let us know youre okay


 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:43 PM EST

Hey. Sorry for the wait.

 

bodyheat 4:43 PM EST

are you okay?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:44 PM EST

Things aren’t looking great down here. There are criminals loose.

Not only that, but Sable is cracking down and civilians are becoming collateral.

 

bodyheat 4:45 PM EST

that wasnt what i asked pete

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:45 PM EST

I

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:47 PM EST

No. I’m not okay.

I got some broken bones.

And the mentor I trusted is the one that led the attack.

And I can’t stop to deal with that, because the city is in danger now because of a deadly disease!

And… it feels like it’s too much.

 

bodyheat 4:49 PM EST

it wont be

we’re on our way back

i’ll bug reed to speed up this ship

the fantastic four will help

i'll help you

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:50 PM EST

Thank you. I could really use the help now.

 

bodyheat 4:51 PM EST

dont worry the strongest ff member will be there soon

wait

dont

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:52 PM EST

Yeah, having Ben’s strength will be useful.

 

bodyheat 4:52 PM EST

at least you can still joke

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:52 PM EST

Assume someone has possessed me if I don’t joke in perilous situations. It's how I cope.

 

bodyheat 4:53 PM EST

lol

just keep holding on spidey

we’ll be there

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:54 PM EST

Okay. I will.

Notes:

And now we are at act 3 of the game!!! Peter is going to go through it lmao. Thank you all for reading!!!

Chapter 16

Notes:

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:21 PM EST

And that’s two down! Goodbye Vulture and Electro!

 

bodyheat 11:23 PM EST

oh, that shockwave guy was one of the guys that escaped?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:23 PM EST

Okay, you have to be doing this on purpose.

 

bodyheat 11:23 PM EST

:)

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:24 PM EST

Whatever. I won’t let you bring me down.

 

bodyheat 11:24 PM EST

fine you baby

good job spiderman, you are the strongest hero and the king of everything

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:25 PM EST

That’s better.

Ugh, that was a beating though. I hate when they team up.

I am just one guy.

 

bodyheat 11:26 PM EST

dont overwork yourself

wouldnt want the city to lose their only spiderman

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:26 PM EST

Yeah, yeah, I’ll rest for a lil bit. Let my healing factor work its magic.

 

bodyheat 11:27 PM EST

there you go

and hey, you took two major villains down

itll be easier from now on


 

Itsy-Bitsy 10:05 AM EST

You had to jinx me.

 

bodyheat 10:06 AM EST

what happened?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 10:07 AM EST

I got poisoned by Scorpion. Had to deal with hallucinations.

Fuck, my head still hurts.

 

bodyheat 10:07 AM EST

poison?

are you dying???

 

Itsy-Bitsy 10:09 AM EST

Not anymore haha.

Sorry, it actually wasn’t that bad. I was able to make an antidote easily.

I’m okay now. Just saw some things that rattled me.

 

bodyheat 10:09 AM EST

if you need an ear to listen, im here

 

Itsy-Bitsy 10:13 AM EST

I guess I’m still reeling over the fact that Dr. Octavius…

He was always so generous and bright. He wanted to make the world a better place.

I just can’t believe he would do this.

 

bodyheat 10:15 AM EST

i guess it would be like if reed turned evil all of a sudden

i wouldnt know what to think either

 

Itsy-Bitsy 10:15 AM EST

I hope I can get through to him. Make him see that this isn’t the way.

 

bodyheat 10:16 AM EST

and if he doesnt?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 10:20 AM EST

…I don’t know.

I should go. Sable’s been putting civilians in compounds.

 

bodyheat 10:21 AM EST

thats insane

we’re getting back as fast as we can

maybe i can ask reed to stretch his brain and tinker with the engines

 

Itsy-Bitsy 10:21 AM EST

Don’t go too far. I don’t want your ship to break.

 

bodyheat 10:22 AM EST

eh, wouldnt be the first time

Notes:

I always think about how fucked New York gets in this part of the game when writing this fic. And it's even worse in the second game lmaoooo

Hope y'all enjoyed reading!!!

Chapter 17

Notes:

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like_a_star ⇄ now_you_see_me

 

now_you_see_me 5:37 PM EST

Johnny, what the hell was that?

 

like_a_star 5:38 PM EST

not now sue

 

now_you_see_me 5:38 PM EST

No. Your argument with Reed almost caused the ship to get destroyed.

I thought you had better control of your powers than this.

 

like_a_star 5:39 PM EST

i dont wanna talk about it

 

now_you_see_me 5:40 PM EST

Seriously?

Johnny, I know New York is in trouble right now. I wish I was there helping.

But we can’t risk the ship getting destroyed just to speed up our course.

 

like_a_star 5:42 PM EST

really?

peter isnt worth the risk?

 

now_you_see_me 5:42 PM EST

Peter can take care of himself until we get there.

 

like_a_star 5:43 PM EST

hes all alone down there, fighting countless bad guys

dont you care about him?

 

now_you_see_me 5:43 PM EST

Of course I care! But we can’t worry about what we can’t do right now. We need to focus on our current objective.

 

like_a_star 5:44 PM EST

but what if its too late!

what if we land, and the news show that spiderman died in the line of duty?

or i have to hear from mj telling me that he’s gone?

fuck, im so scared sue

 

now_you_see_me 5:46 PM EST

Johnny…

 

like_a_star 5:46 PM EST

i love him so much

and i know it wont work out, and that hes in love with mj

which i cant even be mad about cause it turns out shes really cool, and they are so good together

but, even with that heartbreak…losing him would hurt even more

 

now_you_see_me 5:49 PM EST

I know.

Love can hurt so much.

I’m afraid too. Peter is practically family, and losing him would be just as devastating as losing any of you.

But, we have to trust him. Even through something like this.

 

like_a_star 5:52 PM EST

i just feel so useless

 

now_you_see_me 5:52 PM EST

I see you messaging him almost every day since we left. You’re helping him by being there for him.

 

like_a_star 5:53 PM EST

i guess

 

now_you_see_me 5:53 PM EST

Listen, we only have a couple days left until we land. You’ll get back to Peter in no time.

And if the worst happens…we’ll be there for you.

 

like_a_star 5:53 PM EST

thanks sue

need to be alone for a moment

i'll kiss up to reed later

 

now_you_see_me 5:54 PM EST

Okay, but you’re not gonna miss dinner.

 

like_a_star 5:54 PM EST

yes mom

Notes:

Johnny's worried, but it's okay because he has his family :).

I love the dynamic of the Fantastic Four, it's something I wanna play off of more in future fics. Especially Johnny and Sue's relationship, which I wanted to highlight in this chapter. I relate to it a lot (probably cause I have a sibling of my own lol).

We're getting close to the end!! Four chapters remain. I can't wait to post them, but until then, thank you all for reading!!!

Chapter 18

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

bodyheat 4:51 PM EST

well, we made it through the most dangerous parts of the journey

reed says we should make it back by tomorrow night

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:52 PM EST

I’m sure there’ll be a boost in morale once people see the Fantastic Four are back.

 

bodyheat 4:52 PM EST

hows it going down there?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:53 PM EST

I was able to apprehend Rhino and Scorpion yesterday. So now there’s only two major baddies left.

Now, MJ is infiltrating the mayor’s penthouse, trying to learn more about this disease.

 

bodyheat 4:54 PM EST

all by herself huh?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:54 PM EST

I’m a couple blocks away and on call.

But she can take care of herself. Someone told me I need to let others help me more.

 

bodyheat 4:54 PM EST

this person must be really smart then ;)

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:54 PM EST

Yeah, he is.

And I wouldn’t know what to do without him.

 

bodyheat 4:55 PM EST

that is so sweet, you better not ruin it by a stupid joke

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:55 PM EST

What? I would never.

:)

 

bodyheat 4:56 PM EST

yeah yeah, im just gonna say you mean a lot to me too before you say you were talking about doom or something

fuck, i miss regular food

when i get back and the city gets pieced together we are pigging out on hotdogs

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:57 PM EST

At the usual place?

 

bodyheat 4:57 PM EST

of course

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:57 PM EST

Then it's a date.

 

bodyheat 4:58 PM EST

really?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 4:59 PM EST

Yeah, a playdate, since you have the mind of an eight year old lol.

 

bodyheat 4:59 PM EST

oh haha

that was a 2/10 joke you can do better

 

Itsy-Bitsy 5:00 PM EST

Please, you just can’t appreciate my comedic genius.

Whelp, duty calls. See you around, flamebrain.

 

bodyheat 5:01 PM EST

you too webhead



hottest_member ⇄ Fantastic Four Group Chat

 

hottest_member 5:08 PM EST

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hes gonna kill me someday

 

so_heres_the_thing 5:10 PM EST

You both are complete morons matchstick

 

Reed_Richards 5:14 PM EST

I should let you know Johnny that Valeria has caught wind of your romantic predicaments.

She told me to, and I quote, “Send Fs in chat.”

 

hottest_member 5:15 PM EST

i cant fucking believe this is happening

Notes:

Bro imagine your younger niece who's smarter than you roasting your love life. I would die if I was Johnny.

Things are gonna ramp up from here! We're almost at the end now, so be ready for things to come :3. Thank you all for reading!!!

Chapter 19

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human-torch ⇄ mj

 

mj 7:47 PM EST

promise me you wont freak out.

 

human-torch 7:47 PM EST

what?

what do you mean??

what the fuck happened???

 

mj 7:49 PM EST

peter got hurt. theyre trying to fix him up right now.

i think it was his old boss.

he hurt him pretty bad.

 

human-torch 7:51 PM EST

damnit

hows it looking down there

 

mj 7:52 PM EST

well, most of spiderman’s enemies are captured again. things seem to be quelling down with the prisoners.

but with dr. octavius still out there, and no cure for the outbreak…

things are still dire.

i’ll keep you updated on pete. theyre doing their best to patch him up.

 

human-torch 7:55 PM EST

thank you

im sure theyll have him back up in no time

hes annoyingly persistent like that

 

mj 7:56 PM EST

dont i know it



bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:06 PM EST

Hey there Hotshot.

 

bodyheat 11:06 PM EST

peter!

mj told me what happened

are you okay?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:07 PM EST

I’m sore, but I’ll be alright. I have to be.

I’m gonna confront Dr. Octavius. He has the only cure for the disease.

If I don’t get it back, Aunt May will die.

 

bodyheat 11:08 PM EST

fuck, pete

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:09 PM EST

I don’t need pity or anything. That’s not why I messaged you.

I need to tell you something. In case something happens.

 

bodyheat 11:10 PM EST

dont

dont act like youre gonna die

im almost back, so once youre done, you can tell me what you wanna say in person

got it?

 

Itsy-Bitsy 11:12 PM EST

You’re right. I’ll wait till you’re back.

 

bodyheat 11:12 PM EST

go kick his ass, spiderman

i’ll be waiting

Notes:

Wonder what Peter wanted to tell Johnny :3

Short chapter, but hopefully the next one will make up for it. Thank you all for reading!!!

Chapter 20

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bodyheat ⇄ Itsy-Bitsy

 

bodyheat 1:46 AM EST

well, we made it through the most dangerous parts of the journey

reed says we should make it back by tomorrow night

Johnny taps his foot, eyes pinned to Reed’s custom-made interstellar messaging app burned into his phone screen. The ship shakes from the sudden onslaught of atmospheric pressure. The protocol is to stay strapped in their seats with no distractions in case of an emergency, but the others don’t reprimand him for keeping his phone out.

The sky darkens beyond the window while the distant sun falls beyond the planet; the view is obscured by a swirl of flames and clouds. What will New York City look like? Will it still stand? It has to be. MJ said it was healing. But what if something happened? What if Peter—?

“Hey, kid,” Ben grouses from Johnny’s right. “You’re smokin’.”

Johnny is ripped straight from his spiral, and his own emanating acrid smoke wrinkles his nose. He quells his powers, embarrassed. “Fuck, sorry.”

Sue grabs his hand gently. “We’re almost there, Johnny.”

“Yeah. I know.” He meets his sister with a smile that he knows is cardboard, but what else can he do right now?

“We’ve pierced the troposphere. Slowing ascent.” Reed calls out from the cockpit. He rights the angle of attack and the clouds break. New York City is still standing, but its buildings are wrapped in the smoke of spitfires dotting the streets.

The four freeze at the sight. It’s one thing to hear that the city they live in was in jeopardy, but it was something completely different to see the carnage firsthand. As dread fills the air, there’s only one thing Johnny can say.

“I need to be there.”

He knows there’s protocols to follow. They need to find a safe place to land and make sure they didn't ferry any contagious space bacteria, and all the other basic procedures Reed drills into him every time they leave on a mission. It makes Johnny want to scream, because all of that means nothing to him right now. Not when his best friend is out there.

Instead of reprimanding him for ripping his buckles apart, the others look at each other. A silent conversation passes between their worried eyes. Then, Sue looks at him with a steady gaze. “Go.”

The word rings out in the cockpit. Johnny looks at his team with wide eyes, but before he can even think to thank them, he flings himself through the doors that pressure seal at his back. Once he reaches the airlock, he slams his fist on the button—an onslaught of the equalizing pressure nearly sucks him into the open sky. He doesn’t even wait for the hatch to fully open before he flames on and blasts towards the city.

The fiery hero races through skyscraper valley on the hunt for any signs of Spider-Man. The few petty crimes he found were easily dealt with. Word must have gone out that the Human Torch was back, because after half an hour of searching, his phone vibrates. A single message appears.

 

mj 2:13 AM EST

we’re at the feast center. chinatown. come quick.

Johnny’s been to the F.E.A.S.T. center before on occasions that he was roped into volunteering with Peter. Aunt May always welcomed the help from “Peter’s superhero friend.” It was kinda nice to help the less fortunate (and May always gave him food afterwards, which is a definite plus.)

The F.E.A.S.T. he sees now is a shadow of its former self. It’s less of a homeless shelter and more a makeshift hospital. Countless sick people line the beds, each looking more worse for wear than the next in line, and the lines are stretched down the halls, through the lobby doors, and down the block—it’s clear what state their staff is in

Johnny’s eyes scan the lobby to find Mary-Jane Watson standing at the far side. The dried tears staining salt into her cheeks are the first thing he notices when he storms over.

She offers Johnny a strained, “Hey there, hotshot. How was the trip?”

“Oh, you know. Space is great, but there’s no place like home.”

Their laughter lasts just long enough to pretend the present was something else before it trails off into silence. Before it becomes suffocating, Mary Jane answers the unasked question. “He’s upstairs, next to the office.”

Before Johnny can rush off with a quick thanks, she grabs his arm. “Be careful. Something bad happened, and…” Her voice chokes. “He’s not doing good.”

He covers her hand with his enough to ease her and let it drop after one last squeeze. “I will.”

Johnny rushes through the kitchen and up the stairs, wondering what could be so bad that MJ has to warn him. He braces himself as he turns the corner.

Peter is curled up outside the office, knees to his chest. He’s in his suit, sans the mask, which looks roughed up. His head is bent down. He almost looks like he’s sleeping, if not for the slight shake of his shoulders, but his head shoots up at Johnny’s slowing footsteps. His eyes are wet. The two boys stare at each other after being apart for so many months.

Finally, Johnny gives a small grin. “Hey, Pete.”

“Johnny…” Peter laughs in disbelief. His smile is only a ghost that fades as fast as the tears return. His body trembles with full-force sobs.

Johnny rushes to his friend’s side in an instant. Before he could ask, Peter chokes out a few words. “She…Aunt May…I couldn’t—”

The dots connect. He remembers what Peter said before about her and the serum that Dr. Octavius stole. A familiar cold washes over his body as he watches his best friend break down, and Johnny does the only thing he can think of in the heat of the moment: hug him harder than he's ever hugged anyone.

“Shh, I’m here.” Johnny says, pulling Peter into his arms. “I’m here for you.”

They sit in the hall together, Peter in Johnny's comforting clutches and ruining his suit as he bawls into Johnny’s chest. But under the dim, flickering lights, Johnny knew there was no place he would rather be.

Notes:

The boys are reunited (not the best circumstances, but it'll get better).

I'm so happy we're at this point. One chapter left before my first multi-chapter work is completely posted. See you all for the final chapter :3.

Chapter 21

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A lot happens in the weeks following the Fantastic Four’s return. Their time is stretched thin between helping Dr. Michaels with the cure for Devil’s Breath and rounding up the rioting prisoners still unaccounted for. A weight was lifted when Dr. Octavius was captured, but the damage was already done, and the harrowing fallout was a shock to come back to. And then there’s the funeral. The last time Johnny attended one was his father’s. He remembers standing next to his sister and pretending like he wasn't a second away from breaking down while the casket was lowered by crane.

He wonders if Peter hides the same thing behind his tired eyes while they bury his aunt. It takes everything inside Johnny to not pull him into his arms and make a scene, promising then that he's allowed to crack, to break, to scatter his pieces—Johnny’s back to help pick them up. Peter doesn't cry a single time since losing Aunt May. Despite the grief, he dons the Spider-Man suit every day and swings into battle with the remaining criminals in the street. He’s more focused, barely quippy. When he isn’t Spider-Man, he usually stays with MJ or at the Baxter Building with Johnny.

It relieves Johnny to know his friend isn't alone. And, during the times they spend together, Johnny does his damned best to be a distraction; movie nights, patrols, cracking stupid jokes. All to make him smile again. When he finally makes Peter laugh with a terrible Ben Grimm impression (after a week of trying), he knows things will be okay.

Which leads into this moment. It started when Johnny asked to come by Peter’s apartment to hang out for a change, and the bombshell blew him back a hundred paces. “What do you mean you don’t have an apartment?” Johnny asked incredulously.

His best friend stands across from him, sheepish. “I kinda got evicted? But it’s okay. I’ve got all of my stuff.”

“Oh, right. Your stuff. Because that’s what’s important.” Johnny scoffs and rubs his forehead in circles with his palm. “When did you get evicted Pete?”

There was a brief moment of silence. “When you were in space.”

“And you didn’t think to tell me?” Peter throws his hands up, desperately avoiding the angry sparks surging from Johnny’s shoulders. “Well sorry, Johnny, I had bigger things to deal with! Demon gang, prisoners escaping, a virus outbreak. Any of those ring a bell?”

Johnny groans, falling onto the couch. “That was a month ago, Pete! Is this why you’ve been crashing with me and MJ?”

Peter lets out a defeated sigh. He sits next to Johnny. “Kind of? I…I technically have a place. But…it was Aunt May’s. She left it for me. Well, she left everything to me. And, well,” he shrugged helplessly, “it hurts.”

Johnny placed a hand on Peter’s back and started massaging a circle between his shoulder blades. “Do you wanna sell it?”

“I-I don’t think so. It’s just…the thought of being there alone.”

Peter is trembling. His eyes are downcast, and it looks so unnatural that he can't be happy. Johnny wants to make him happy. Which is why he speaks without thinking. “I could live with you.”

The air seems to ring with his words. Both men stare at each other with wide eyes. Finally, Peter chokes out, “Wh-What? Are you serious?”

He looks shocked. Johnny understands the feeling. He’s surprised that he even said those words. A part of him wants to play it off as a joke, to avoid the sting of rejection. But that wouldn’t be fair to either of them.

“Yeah. I am.” He says, looking away. “You won’t be alone, and I can help cover bills with my rich kid money while you look for another job.”

“But what about your family?”

Johnny shrugs. “After being in space with them for months, I think I need a little break. I’ve done it before, rented a place to myself for a couple months before. As long as I let them know, it’s cool.”

Peter rolled his eyes, muttering something about rich people. But, it did look like he was considering it. Johnny smiled. “Come on, it could be fun. You can kick me out anytime.”

“I’ll keep that in mind.” Peter laughs, taking Johnny’s breath away. God, why does it always stun him how beautiful his friend could be? It’s embarrassing.

“Okay. I think I need some more time, and then I’ll need to go through everything.” Peter’s eyes shine as he looks at Johnny. “But after all that? We can move in together.”

“Hell yeah!” He throws his arm around Peter. “It’ll be the start of a new era! Spidey and Human Torch against the world!”

“We’re not fighting off a Kree invasion dude!” Peter pushes against him. They both laugh together, feeling lighter than they have in months. For once, things seem to be looking up.


“So, was all that front-page worthy stuff?” Johnny asks with a smirk. He sits across from MJ in a cafe; she finally cashed in on her exclusive interview, and it was a surprisingly good time. Most reporters ask him vapid questions about fashion and dating life and workout routines, all that normal celebrity bull. But MJ came out swinging about space travel and what he does as a hero fighting intergalactic threats. It’s damn refreshing to finally get some respect from the press for being the hottest member of the Fantastic Four.

Her well has already run dry and she packs her things while he leaves a tip on the table. “If you were Iron Man, maybe.”

They pass by a few buildings still under reconstruction on their route to the subway station. Three months have passed since Dr. Octavius’s madness boiled over and Spider-Man heroically put an end to his crimes. The city is almost back to the way it was before. It was still a little jarring to him to leave a city behind for a few months and come back to a burning hellscape.

“You and Pete are moving in next week, right?” MJ asks. “Have you packed yet?”

Johnny lets out a sheepish laugh. “Not exactly. Sue will probably kick my ass into gear soon enough. It’ll be a pain in the ass to fit my entire closet in suitcases.”

“Oh, you poor little rich boy.” The redhead rolls her eyes good naturedly.

There’s a lull in conversation as they walk together. It’s nice, Johnny thought. MJ is easy to hang out with, easy to talk to. He could see why Peter fell for her. Err, is still falling for her, despite whatever is happening between them.

“It’s nice,” MJ’s voice chimes out, breaking the silence. “I’m glad Peter won’t be alone after everything.”

“It’s no big deal. Besides, I’m just warming up the place for you anyway.”

Whoops. That wasn’t supposed to slip out. He sees Mary Jane stop in her tracks even as he plays off a shrug. The subway tunnel is right in front of them. “What are you talking about, Johnny?”

And, man, does he want to laugh it off, say he was just making a bad joke. Good ol’ Johnny Storm, being an airhead like always!. But she’s looking at him with eyes that say ‘cut the bullshit.’ And, well, they’re very convincing.

“I mean…it’s you guys. I’ve seen how you were, and the way Peter looks when he talks about you. You guys are made for each other.” Johnny pulls his lips in a tight line, too tight. “So, when you guys decide to move in together again, I’ll be cool. I can even move out if you need space. No big.”

MJ looks at him and he knows she sees past his nonchalant facade, probably that journalistic instinct of hers or something. He wants to beg her to stop looking deeper no matter how embarrassing it would be.. “Johnny,” she finally says, “I think you have the wrong idea.

“I love Peter, and I’m glad we’re friends again. But we want different things.” She resigns herself, not quite beaming but not sad either.. “And that’s okay.”

“What—” Johnny chokes out.

Before he can utter another word, she silences him with a hand on his shoulder. “Besides, I think he has feelings for someone else.”

Someone else? Someone that Johnny doesn’t know? “Who?”

“You should ask him what his phone’s passcode is.” With those final words, she waves goodbye and tracks down the stairwell into the station. Johnny stands there more, confused than ever.


“Hmmm… a little to the left?” Johnny says. Across the room, Peter groans before picking up the couch and moving it again. Once it’s placed down, Johnny squints. “Hmmm…a little to the—”

“Johnny, I’m this close to throwing the couch at you.” Peter flops himself down onto it, declaring its final location. “We’ve been doing this for fifteen minutes. ”

“Well, excuse me for not wanting our living room to be a mess.” But after framing the room with his index fingers and thumbs in the shape of a photograph, he relents and swings his gaze around. Packed boxes still litter the space, begging not to be left untouched for the next few months. Admittedly, most of it was his stuff. Peter didn’t even have silverware. Maniac.

Johnny rolls his shoulders, acting as though he did the lifting. “Whelp, I’m starving. Gonna get us some lunch.”

“You’re trying to just slink your way out of moving more furniture,” Peter says.

“So you’re saying you don’t want a pizza from Eddie’s?”

There’s a moment of silence. “Pepperoni. And no pineapple should ever come within twenty feet of that pizza. Got it, flamebrain?”

“Yeah, yeah.” Peter doesn’t know good taste even if it bites him. Johnny goes to the kitchen to look for his phone.

“Oh!” Peter calls out. “Make it two pizzas! Miles offered to help out, so he’s coming by.”

Johnny had heard about Miles from Peter, some tagalong that had gotten tangled up in this whole mess. This will be his first time meeting the kid. “Maybe I can give him an autograph. Make a good first impression.”

“The only impression you’d make is being a jackass.”

Johnny cackles at the retort. After a couple minutes of searching for his phone, he lets out a huff. “Damn it. Better not have forgotten it at the Baxter Building.”

“Just use mine.” Peter’s voice rings out. “Should be on the counter.”

“Thanks. What’s the passcode?”

“071711”

Johnny swipes the phone and walks back to the living room, counting them off in his head as he punches them in. “Zero, seven, one… seven…” Wait. MJ’s voice rings in his mind. He almost forgot about it in the whirlwind craziness of moving in, but with each digit, he registers how familiar it is. “Your passcode is the day we met?”

Peter’s face sports a slight blush. He looks away sheepishly. “Well, like I said. That day was important to me.”

“Oh. C-Cool.” Johnny winces at his own stutter. Fuck, he can’t think about that now. He busies himself with an annoyingly pineapple-less pizza order. Once the joint confirms over the phone Johnny grabs his keys. “I’ll be back in thirty.” He doesn’t hear his friend’s response before slamming the door behind him. He power walks down the pavement to the safety of his car, one thought ringing in his mind.

What does that mean?


hottest_member ⇄ Fantastic Four Group Chat

 

hottest_member 1:13 PM EST

emergency

what does it mean when your best friend has the day you met as his phone passcode

 

Sue 1:15 PM EST

Johnny, that isn’t an emergency.

 

hottest_member 1:15 PM EST

it is to me!!!

 

so_heres_the_thing 1:18 PM EST

It means youre both idiots

 

hottest_member 1:18 PM EST

that doesnt help me!!!!!

 

Reed_Richards 1:22 PM EST

Johnny, I believe what’s happening here is called a ‘situationship’.

 

hottest_member 1:22 PM EST

STOP LEARNING SLANG FROM VALERIA!!!!!!!

Notes:

And that's a wrap! For now at least. As you all can guess by this fic being a part of a series, I am planning on doing more fics in this universe. Next one is gonna be a short fic that takes place during the City That Never Sleeps DLC. I have already started writing it, so I hope to get it finished soon.

This was a lot of fun! Thank you all for reading my lil fic, it's my first multi-chapter fic and I'm really proud of myself for finishing it :3. And I wanna thank WinterComet again for helping with the work skin, she really helped elevated the fic.

Whether it's the next fic in the series or another story entirely, I hope to see y'all next time!!!

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