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1. Keep Calm and Carry on My Wayward Son by keelywolfe

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Alastor/Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Has a Heart (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar is Bad at Feelings
   • Angst
   • Humor
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • They are still amazingly terrible at this
   • Paparazzi
   • Small Business Destruction
   • Flirting
   • RadioApple
   • Non-Consensual Touching
   • Sleepwalking
   • Consent Issues
   • not graphic
   • Non Sex-Repulsed Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

   Summary

   Lucifer is sleepwalking...ish. Alastor is worried. The gossip rags have their paparazzi out in full force and Punch only wants a snack.

   If only there was something to be done about all this.

   Series

   • Part 56 of Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   32,572

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

   457

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   1,164

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   30

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