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“Did you make a… dating resume,” Oscar blinked at it.
“We made it,” Alex said proudly. “Name, age, occupation, whether they look like they could write poetry about you or would at least repost your thirst traps with supportive emojis. It’s very comprehensive.”
“I don’t post thirst traps.” Oscar deadpanned.
Alex rolled his eyes. “Well, maybe that’s your first problem.”-
Lando swears off love (again), Oscar tucks him into bed (again), and Alex and George play matchmakers with the subtlety of a brick to the face
