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Minecraft (Tornado are b*tches)
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Smg4, Mario, Dark199, and Bowser loaded into the Minecraft server, the world loaded all around them, “Ok…so what are we doing today?” Bowser was the first to speak. Dark199 smiled, “Glad you asked big turtle.” Dark199 responded. As he walked forward, Bowser just stared, “Big turtle?” He muttered, feeling a little hurt.
Dark199 turned around to face the three, “Alright guys.” He started, “Today, we are dabbling in the world of Minecraft mods.” He continued on, “What mods exactly?” Smg4 asked him. “Glad you ask, today we’ll be playing around with… “The Tornado Mod!” Dark199 said grandly, there was a moment of silence, “Sounds gay…” Mario muttered.
Without warning, he was shot and killed by Dark199 who was wielding an enchanted bow and arrow, “Hey, that’s cheating!” Bowser called Dark199 out. Dark199 quickly got rid of the item, “Relax, I wasn’t gonna use it in game, just needed to humble Mario stupid ass.” Dark199 replied, “That’s respectable.” Smg4 chimed in.
Dark199 then looked into the air, “Gentleman, look into the air.” He said to them, when the two did, soon three as Mario rejoined them, they saw the clouds were different. Instead of being blocky, they instead looked a lot more realistic, “Woah…” Smg4 said, “That’s cool.” Bowser also added.
“Yeah.” Dark199 started, “the clouds now look a lot more realistic, making tornadoes look cooler.” He finished, he then clapped his hands together. “Now that we got the basic explanation out of the way, we better get going on making a base.” Dark199 told them, “Yeah, good point.” Smg4 agreed, and with that, they got to work.
They got right to work, chopping down trees, killing animals for food, mining stone and ores and all that bullshit you do in Minecraft and soon, they were constructing a base. “How should we build this?” Smg4 asked Dark199, who thought about it for a moment, “Let’s do stone, probably far better if we get hit.” Dark199 said.
With that, Bowser and Mario get to work, making a stone house with wooden blocks as a framework just so it didn’t look completely ugly, meanwhile, Smg4 and Dark199 worked on the interior and got a basement going in case. “Alright, we’ll store our stuff in the basement, we gotta be smart.” Dark199 told the group, “Alrighty then.” Smg4 responded.
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The crew didn’t stop at just a house, they also got a garden going and made a…shed, or well, Mario was mostly the one making the shed which confused the others. “Mario, why are you making a shed exactly?” Bowser asked Mario, “Because silly.” Mario started, “We gotta put our food somewhere.” He told him.
“Why, if a tornado hits, we lose all of our food.” Bowser argued with him, Mario stared at Bowser for a few moments, then went back to building the shed. “Let him build it, just let him have it.” Smg4 told Bowser, after a moment, Bowser just shrugged and walked off to the basement, it was also being used as a stripe mine and tunnel to get ores and whatnot.
Dark199 was getting some Redstone and gold which didn’t take him long since he ended up finding a cave deep underground, soon, he returned and crafted something. “OOOOO, whatcha making?” Mario asked him curious, “I’m making a tornado radar.” Dark199 replied, “…a what?” Mario asked.
Dark199 set the radar down as it loaded up, “This’ll help us know about any storms nearby like rain, hail, lightning, or tornadoes, it’ll also let us know if they’re strengthening or weakening. “Like this?” Mario said, pointing to a tornado icon, with it showing signs of strengthening, “Yes exactly.” Dark199 said with a smile.
His smile only remained for a few seconds before realization hit him, he looked back down at the radar, sure enough, to his horror, there was a tornado, picking up strength. Even worse…it was heading there way, “F*ck…” He swore to himself before running upstairs, Mario went back to looking at the tornado icon.
Outside, Smg4 and Bowser were expanding the garden, they had noticed the wind and leaves around them had picked up, but had decided to ignore it. Soon, Dark199 came running up in a panic, “Guys, we gotta get into the basement!” He told them, “Woah bro, calm down, what’s going on.” Bowser said.
“I’m not gonna calm down, there’s a tornado moving our way, we gotta get under!” Dark199 told them, Bowser and Smg4 just looked at him in shock. “Damn, what are the chances of getting hit on our first day?” Bowser asked, feeling disappointed, “Pretty rare, but not impossible.” Dark199 said calmly.
Soon, the wind around them picked up a lot, Dark199 then saw something behind Bowser, when he leaned a little over, what he saw made his blood run cold, it was the tornado, now at, what appeared to be, EF3 strength, “Yeahhh, we might wanna get going…” Dark199 told his friends, pointing behind them.
Bowser and Smg4 looked behind them to see a EF3 tornado moving there way, both instantly screamed like two little b*tches and started running towards the basement. Dark199 also followed, but not before taking a picture of the beast, “This’ll make a great thumbnail.” He said to himself before getting into the basement.
Soon, they were all hunkered in the basement as the tornado icon pasted above them, they could hear it roar above them, “Hold on!” Dark199 said, “It’s almost over!” He said. Soon the tornado icon had pasted there base and the noise from above started to fade, it was over, “Welp, let’s go see the damage.” Dark199 said with a smile though his friends weren’t as happy.
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Sure enough, to Smg4, Mario, and Bowser’s utter horror, the house had taken huge damage, haft of it nearly gone, “Welp, nice to see the stone did jacksh*t.” Bowser sneered. That wasn’t all, the garden was heavily damaged though the food shed wasn’t even damaged at all, “YAY!” Mario cried with happiness, “Oh bullsh*t…” Smg4 muttered to himself.
“Well guys.” Dark199 started, “I know this looks bad, but we’ll get through this, we just need to lock down and get to rebuilding.” Dark199 told them though Bowser and Smg4 weren’t looking motivated. “Actually…” Bowser started, “I’m gonna hop off.” He said, “I’m sorry what?” Dark199 asked.
“Yeah…” Bowser responded, “I’m feeling a little tired, maybe tomorrow, or next week.” He said, before Dark199 could say anything, Bowser had left the game. “I’m gonna hop off too, I got some videos that need editing.” Smg4 said and promptly hopped off too, leaving just Dark199 and Mario who was humping his shed that he built.
Dark199 just groaned, “Oh well…” He told himself, with that, Dark199 also hopped off the game. Meanwhile, Mario was still humping his food shed til he noticed he was all alone, “Huh, where'd everyone go?” He asked, after thinking for a moment, he shrugged, “Oh well, I’m gonna go eat Spaghetti.” He told himself before getting off.
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