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  1. Man, Am I The Greatest by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV), 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020), Criminal Minds (US TV)  

    26 Mar 2026

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    "
    Judd stares at him. "That was rude."

    TK nods. "Yeah. 'I'd be happier if you were done already, Vic.' what does that even mean?"

    Evan groans. "It wasn't meant to sound rude. Vic knows what it means. It means she's that good. She's drawing this out to keep them on edge and play with them. She's mean to people who are mean to me. And sometimes, that includes playing around with them while they're completely oblivious."

    "Oh." TK allows himself to be surprised. Because he was.

    "Is she really good at everything she does?" Judd asks as he takes a sip of his beer.

    Evan nods. "She is. The only times I've seen her suck at something, is when it's the first few times she does it. She spends her free time perfecting everything she does."

    "She really is a badass." Judd says with a proud look on his face.
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    Victoria Stark has been Evan's best friend since they were 18. She joins the FBI, and he ends up joining a fire department.

    Somehow, they both end up, permanently, in Texas

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