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“Sigma sigma boy,” Happy AU!Ivan was singing as he walked back home to his boyfriend Till, from his latest gig with his entertainment, ALIEN ENT. When suddenly he got engulfed by a cunty beam that teleported him to a mystical bedroom.
In the mystical bedroom were himself, another himself with fluffy hair, ANOTHER himself with deep red pupils, and… Till? With red pupils.
“What the-?” Said the Ivan with fluffy hair.
“..sigma boy?” Said Happy AU!Ivan.
“Let’s fuck.” Said the Till with red pupils in a cunty voice. So they did.
Then the cunty beam flashed them all and Happy AU!Ivan found himself at home with Happy AU!Till.
The end.
vro what. - willow