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1. clarke griffin’s guide to surviving the apocalypse (and getting the girl) by sergeantc00kie

   Fandoms: The 100 (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Clarke Griffin/Lexa
   • Clarke Griffin
   • Octavia Blake
   • Madi (The 100)
   • Zombie Apocalypse
   • Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Modern Era
   • Minor Octavia Blake/Lincoln
   • Minor Anya/Raven Reyes
   • Octavia Blake & Clarke Griffin are Best Friends
   • Octavia Blake & Clarke Griffin Friendship
   • Humor
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Angst and Humor
   • Bad Humor
   • Whump
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • crack with just a smidge of pain

   Summary

   Clarke’s a pyromaniac, Octavia can’t cook for shit, Madi is satin’s daughter, and Picasso is the loudest mouth breather in the world.

   or it’s the zombie apocalypse feat. Octavia & Clarke bickering like an old married couple, Madi being a little shit, Raven making things go boom, Anya spending her whole day glaring at Clarke or making heart-eyes at Raven, Lexa being a gay-disaster, and Lincoln being the only pure thing in this damn apocalypse.

   Series

   • Part 1 of blue meets green and the world stops turning

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,196

   Chapters:

   2/3

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   20

   Bookmarks:

   9

   Hits:

   295