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"Hey, bitch!"
Alastor turns his head in the direction of the noise, staring flatly. "Pardon?"
The world's most gaudy, faggotity limo drives by. It awkwardly stutters by the puddle near the sidewalk, like he was considering splashing Alastor, and then changed his mind and was forced to shamefully back up a few feet and then get back on the road.
"Uh, I said hey bitch! Show some tail, you old-timey attic-y cunt!"
Vox leans out of the driver's side window, waving obscenely. He wasn't quite sure if the gesture was meant in a masturbatory sense, or if he was miming jerking off a cute deer tail. "Bet you'd let me face fuck you just to get a ride huh?! Can't even fucking drive, useless bitch. Send your stupid doe womb flying from how fast I can...uhh, fucking drive...? Yeah!"
Alastor skips over, and immediately, Vox's face falls. "Awh-! Don't be like that! I thought you wanted to catch a look? Ah, well, that's alright. Here, I'll help!" He gently taps the glass with the back of his knuckles, and the entire window shatters.
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Or: Vox is bad at catcalling and Alastor fingerfucks him about it