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Kaz had just woken up and gotten ready, he didn’t feel like eating, so he took a walk instead. The Bachelor Board had been fixed now, and, of course, Kaz was still in 2nd place, below Archangelo. He sighed. Charles, his robotic butler, flew him over to the bar that his friends had owned. It was small, but good enough. Kaz stepped in, waving to Lexy and Gottlieb. “What's up, guys?” Kaz said. “Yo, dude, Kai Cenat is streaming right now and he’s with the huzz, shut up,” Lexy said, looking into his phone with Gottlieb. “Who?..” Kaz mumbled, walking over to watch what was on the phone. There was a nonchalant dreadhead on the screen with famous rapper SZA. Kaz watched ten minutes of it before he decided it was stupid and that it was time to leave. Kaz stepped out of the door. “Charles, take me to-” Kaz couldn’t even finish his sentence before his phone rang.
Must be Aunt Agatha… Kaz thought, sighing. And it was. Kaz picked up the phone, putting it to his ear. “There's a demonic possession at Bergdorfs, the TVs… Get to it.” Agatha said promptly, before hanging up. “Charles, take me to Bergdorf’s.” Kaz chimed. Kaz hopped on Charles's back and flew there. Once Kaz was there, he went to the TVs and saw a toilet with a head sticking out. On all of them. And there was a message that kept replaying, it said ‘Ts pmo so badly icl give me all your money im gonna blow this mall up right fucking now. I'm a real YN.’ Kaz narrowed his eyes. This was the weirdest fucking demonic possession he had seen. Ever. Once he got done with that, everyone applauded him, per usual. He walked out of the mall. Kaz sighed. “Now, Charles, take me to-” Yet again, Kaz got interrupted, this time by some of the East-Side Gentlemen booing at him and sticking up the middle finger at him. Kaz threw up a middle finger back, he was getting irritated of being interrupted. Then his phone buzzed, three times. Kaz pulled it out reading it carefully. Two of them were from Lexy and Gottlieb and the other one was from… Archangelo. Lexy’s message was ‘come to Archangelo’s super massive big-ass mansion NOW this guy challenged yu to a mewing battle twin AND a whole ass shadow boxing match’ Gottlieb’s message was ‘twinnn yu gotta come to archangelos super massive big-ass mansion now twin cuh dawg he challenged you to a mewing battle and a shadow boxing match too twin’ And Kaz could only guess what Archangelo’s message was. Does Kaz ever catch a break? All Kaz wants to do is-
Charles speaks up, “Can we go to Archangelo’s super massive mansion gang? I don’t know what’s exactly going on, but I just wanna go to a mansion.” Kaz sighs. “Sure, Charles, let’s go,” Kaz says, getting on Charles. When they both arrived, there were dozens of people waiting for Kaz. Kaz looks around, getting off Charles. “This sure is a super massive big-ass mansion..” Kaz walks in, and sure enough, Archangelo’s there with the East-Side Gentlemen and another dozen people watching. Kaz sighed, watching Archangelo stand there with his hands on his hips like he owned the place… Which, actually, he did. But it was still annoying to Kaz. “Kazzy! You're here… I was starting to think you wouldn't come!” Archangelo said, sauntering up to Kaz. The rest of the people outside came inside to spectate. “Yeah, I came,” Kaz replied. A couple of people laughed when Kaz said that. What for? Kaz sighed. “So… What is this about?” Kaz asked. “Well, this is Archangelo’s Super Sigma Alpha Battle… The best in Neo Yokio, of course.” Archangelo replied, flipping his long hair with his hand. Goodness, Archangelo was pretty gay. “The what battle?” Kaz asked, completely dumbfounded. “Shh, Kazzy, no questions…” Archangelo shushed him, smiling widely. “How do you mew?…” Kaz asked. Archangelo chuckled, “Dude, just watch a video about it on your phone. And while you're looking, watch a shadow boxing tutorial too.” Archangelo replied. It took ten minutes to figure out how to do the stuff, then Kaz was ready. All these damn side quests made Kaz’s hair stand up. “Alright, are we good to go?” Kaz asked. Archangelo nodded. They got into position, and the East-Side Gentlemen shouted as a countdown and it started. Eyes were watching them as they mewed. Kaz couldn't lie, Archangelo had a sharp-ass jawline…
This is stupid, what the hell even is mewing? Kaz thought. By default because of his incredibly sharp jawline, Archangelo won the first match. The second match went differently. They started shadow boxing, and Kaz was cooking Archangelo. Cheers and boos filled the room. Eventually, Kaz won, because of his nonchalant dreadhead aura and his fast reflexes. “So who won dawg?” Lexy shouts. Archangelo thought for a minute. “Guess we’ll have to do one more match,” Archangelo said, grinning as he slowly looked over at Kaz. “Let’s have an edging battle,” Archangelo said. Kaz’s eyebrows furrowed, “Does that mean what I think it means?” Kaz asked, his eyes narrowing. Everyone in the room shouted ‘Yes’. Kaz looked at Archangelo again and politely declined—If politely declined meant how Kaz flips Archangelo off, yells at him, and leaves. All Kaz wanted to do was-
Cathy and her new boyfriend, the racecar driver, came up. Oh great. Kaz’s ex was watching. “I just wanted to say, your nonchalant dreadhead aura definitely pulls huzz,” Cathy said, smiling. Kaz nodded and went along, until the pure gold statue in the front of Archangelo’s super massive big-ass mansion came alive. Kaz couldn't catch a break. The statue stepped closer to Kaz. “How dare you win the shadow boxing match. You're my number one opp now for real for real…” The statue spoke. What was an opp? Is this the demon behind all of this? “First, you had to ruin my fun with the TVs, and now you ruin my Super Sigma Alpha Battle. Yes, Kaz, I’M the one behind all of the dumb words and slang!” The demon bellowed. Kaz does not get paid enough to do this… Everyone went outside and looked at the scene unfolding in front of them. Kaz decided he wasn't gonna let this L aura demon speak any longer, so he exorcised it. Kaz sighed. “You may wanna buy a new statue,” Kaz said to Archangelo, before leaving with Charles.
From there, everything had returned to normal…Or did it? “Now, Charles, take me to Helena St. Tessoro.” Kaz instructed his mecha-butler. Kaz had gone all the way to Helena’s, just to find out that she had moved again. Kaz sighed. The trip had taken half of Charles’s battery life. Kaz shook his head and went back home. Kaz just couldn't have anything.