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Nikolai was at Home Depot, wandering among the low quality fridges, he was choosen to go shopping "bath bombs", he thought that he might find them here, though, there was none at sight.
He sighed, desperate, until his eyes laid upon a shiny, glistening, gyatt x500, rizz, +300099966463572 aura, drop dead gorgeous and breathtaking toaster.
His eyes shone as if he were a gacha life character in a "The hated kid became a princess" GLMV;
"How can an appealing toaster "live" in such a dusty place ?" He whispered as he teleported himself with the toaster.
Sigma saw Nikolai hugging a toaster and definetly thought that the white haired man was losing it, when he remembered that he was probabaly the one slowly losing it with these bunches of maniacs.
"Nikolai, may I know why are you so affectionate with an electronic device ?"
Nikolai growled "This isn't an electronic device ! This is my soulmate, I shall name it Dos-tost !"
Fyodor turned his head to throw a judgmental, bombastic, criminal side eye to Nikolai "Nikolai, quit being attached to a mere kitchen electronic supply, it'll probably give up on you as soon as you'll use it"
Nikolai didn't get what the latter said "Well...I didn't gave up when you used me"
Fyodor arched a brow "Now be quiet before I defenestrate this cursed toaster"
"No ! Toaster-chan is forever" Nikolai said as he started to munch on the toaster
By insulting the toaster, Fyodor unleashed the wrath of the eletronic kitchen supply, and thus, was condemned to become a toaster waiting to be purshased at Home Depot