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There were three absolute truths in the universe that Wednesday Addams knew, and it just so happened that all of them pertained to her family.
One, they were kooky. The term had become damn near synonymous with her clan since before even her father’s father’s father could recall (she would know, she had asked him about it in a seance once and learned that day that ghosts could shrug.)
Two, they were depraved. Violent, debauched men and women with moral compasses that spun as if on a magnet. Capable of things so terrible, licentious or both to a degree that they were outcasts even among outcasts.
And three, they were cursed. Though this was the only truth that shook Wednesday with the existential dread that an absolute truth should.
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The Addams family curse comes with fun physical side effects if left undealt with and its Wednesday's turn on the chopping block.