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1. Anyone but Him by marimari (marigorbital)

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Eric Cartman
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Craig Tucker
   • Tweek Tweak
   • Stan Marsh
   • Sheila Broflovski
   • Gerald Broflovski
   • Ike Broflovski
   • situationship - Freeform
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Late Bloomer
   • ten years after graduation
   • allusions to a bad first time
   • Redemption
   • Quarter-Life Crisis
   • Depression
   • Starting Over
   • Emotional Slow Burn
   • Top Eric Cartman
   • Bottom Kyle Broflovski
   • Mutual Pining
   • technically a mafia au but only if you squint and not for a long long while

   Summary

   Life isn't great for Kyle Broflovski. His heart is still broken. He dropped out of med school. He's back in South Park, living in a shitty apartment as he tries to restart his life with NO money, energy, or even hope for a better future. And now he's reached a new rock bottom: sleeping with Eric Cartman to get money for rent. Wow. Really? Tragic.

   So, then, uh... what's the deal with sleeping with Cartman a second time? And then a third? And a fourth? And--okay, we've gone past the point of denying something's going on here, whatever it is that is actually going on here. We can't blame everything on depression, Kyle. This is a whole different feeling. Ugh.

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   English

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