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1. Love Bites (But so do I) by MetalMiez

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi, Other
   • Complete Work

   17 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Crowley & Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Post-Good Omens (TV) Season 1
   • No Ineffable Divorce | Aziraphale and Crowley Stay Together (Good Omens)
   • well at least kinda
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe - Vampire
   • also kinda because S1 still happened
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Hurt Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Hurt Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Happy Ending
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • POV Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Aziraphale in Trouble (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is Bad at Communicating (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is Bad at Communicating (Good Omens)
   • Bold Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale's Bookshop (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • okay here we go i can't believe i'm actually using these tags lmao
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • (and he doesn't care for that fact at all - at least in the beginning lmao)
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Smut
   • My First Smut
   • Porn With Plot
   • Aziraphale has a bite kink
   • Crowley Has a Praise Kink (Good Omens)
   • Top Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Bottom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • it started with "I'm going to dip my toe into spice for the first time" and spiralled out into 30k of shameless smut who am I
   • Skippable Smut
   • still so many feelings
   • Vampire Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Vampire Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Character Turned Into Vampire
   • Mild Blood
   • i mean they're vampires obviously they drink blood lmao
   • This was supposed to be a cute South Downs Oneshot for Halloween last year and suddenly there are 100k words written
   • This Author Needs A Life
   • this author has written 40k words in less than 3 weeks
   • Art
   • NSFW Art
   • Digital Art
   • Crowley is Bad at Feelings (Good Omens)
   • Mutual Pining
   • 6000 Years of Pining (Good Omens)
   • First Kiss
   • First Time

   Summary

   Three years after the Armageddon-that-wasn’t, Crowley and Aziraphale enjoy their retirement immensely. But suddenly, without a warning, Aziraphale disappears for weeks. After his return, he starts acting strangely. When Crowley confronts him, the situation takes a turn none of them had expected…

   or

   What happens when two supernatural beings turn into vampires?

   Language:

   English

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