church time and death

Clown and Branzy have Ash as their kid, it all unravels from there

NOTE: THIS IS ALL 1 SYLLABLE WORDS! NAMES WERE SHORTENED!

Bran: Branzy
Parr: Parrot
Min: MinuteTech

Notes:

I was CRYING laughing writing this monstrosity
Enjoy some Neanderthal poetry
-Milo

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Clown is wife

Clown not girl

Bran is not wife

Bran love Clown

Clown and Bran kiss

Joy

Clown and Bran have kid

Ash is kid

Ash not like Clown and Bran kiss

Ash find Squid

Squid love Ash

Ash love Squid

Ash and Squid kiss

Church time

Clown and Bran there

Ash and Squid kiss part two

Joy

Ash make new friend

Parr is friend

Parr like Ash

Ash not like Parr like that

Ash has Squid as wife

Parr kill Squid

Ash cry

Time pass

Parr talk to Ash

Ash like Parr back

Ash and Parr kiss

Church time part two

Ash and Parr kiss part two

Joy

Min meet Parr

Min and Ash best friends

Min know Parr from place

Min know Parr kill Squid

Min tell Ash

Ash cry

Ash tell Clown

Clown not happ

Clown kill Parr

Ash live with Clown and Bran

Min happ

Ash happ

Clown happ

Bran happ

Joy

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crowsinanacreousvoid Fri 26 Sep 2025 10:12PM UTC

I don't know what this is but I love it I think.

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1. MythicalEtho Sat 27 Sep 2025 03:44AM UTC
  
  I wrote this for writer's club (hence the series name), and the prompt was Neanderthal poetry. Basically, poetry but only using one syllable words. So I made a Lifesteal crack fic out of it :) -Milo
  
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2. 1. crowsinanacreousvoid Sat 27 Sep 2025 05:11AM UTC
    
    That makes so much more sense lol.
    
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Yin_No_3_ManePear_fan Sat 27 Sep 2025 06:30PM UTC

I like fic

I leave kudo

Joy

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1. MythicalEtho Sun 28 Sep 2025 03:07AM UTC
  
  Joy
  
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Chaos_theDragon Sat 27 Sep 2025 06:31PM UTC

HELP WHY IS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭
NOOO SQUID U WERE SO LOVE
PARR HOW COULD U x4
YAY MIN BE JOY LMAO
... now Ash and Min should be the gay. Yes. LMAO

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1. Chaos_theDragon Sat 27 Sep 2025 06:32PM UTC
  
  Joy.
  kudo.
  more joy.
  yes.
  
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2. MythicalEtho Sun 28 Sep 2025 03:07AM UTC
  
  Part 2 incoming then if you really want more
  
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3. 1. Chaos_theDragon Sun 28 Sep 2025 04:41AM UTC
    
    OMG YES :D
    (help x4 )
    
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its_Frog Sun 28 Sep 2025 11:34AM UTC

Absolute Cinema 🙌

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starry anon (cele_arts) Sun 28 Sep 2025 01:50PM UTC

·Ash not like Parr like that" 🙏🙏💔💔

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an_egghead Tue 30 Sep 2025 06:31PM UTC

wait this is so creative it's so cool

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starry anon (cele_arts) Thu 02 Oct 2025 02:30AM UTC

im crying 😭😭 parrot yandere moment

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Sakusa_Dragon Sun 05 Oct 2025 05:16AM UTC

What....? What did I.....just read?

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CompactedSIEGE Tue 14 Oct 2025 07:35AM UTC

absolute cinema

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awthorns Tue 28 Oct 2025 03:03AM UTC

I don't understand but I like it?

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Lazyleaf48 Wed 29 Oct 2025 03:32PM UTC

Me reads
Joy
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silly_dewdrop Sun 02 Nov 2025 06:56AM UTC

crying
screaming
throwing up
kudos
this funny
pls dont go bald
joy

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