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    Pansy Parkinson died exactly as she lived.

    Pathetically.

    She’d spent eighteen years perfecting the art of being terrible: sneering at mudbloods, clinging to Draco’s coattails, and culminating her illustrious career by trying to hand over the Chosen One like some deranged offering to a noseless psychopath. Brilliant. Truly inspired villainy. Death, she decided in those final moments, was probably an improvement.

    The universe, in its infinite wisdom and questionable taste, disagreed.

    A second chance was given without her consent and Pansy decided to not be a complete waste of oxygen.

    But redemption, she’s discovering, is absolutely exhausting. And a stupid boy named Percy Jackson isn’t making it any easier.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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