Chapter 1: steal a brain rot
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You open up gothtok gothams personal underground secret bootleg tiktok app
The first video loads …
Low quality video peering into an ally you can see bat man and the newest robin they apier to be fixing there utility belts and weapons after a fight w/ some goons
“Please batman”
“Mmm”
“Ground them there being mean”
“...”
“PLEAAASESAAAAAAAAA”
Batman lets out a frustrated sigh
“ they stole my brain rot stop themmaaaaaaaa” robin stomps his foot
“ no”
“Plaeseaaaaa they dont even play the game they are just being anoyiingaaaa” robin stomps his foot again
batman gives robin a death glare “ thats enough”
“Pleeeeheheheeeeeessss i want my tung tung tung sahur”
“ we are not doing this here straiten ur act out or were going home”
“....”
“Do you understand “
“YES” stomping his foot
“.... get in the car”
“Noooooooo”
“Now robin”
“Uuuuuuuggg”
You scroll to the next video ……
Chapter 2: free drugs and guns
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You scroll to the next video ……
bat man is sat at a white folding table theres a crudely drawn sign hanging off it saying free drugs and guns
Batman is patiently waiting
A man walks to the table
“ so free drugs and guns?”
“Mmm”
“No catch right”
“Mmm”
“ ok thenn…. One pistol please “
Batman grabs the man by the throat and body slams him to the ground than starts landing blow after blow of punches on the mans face.
The video cuts
Batman is back to sitting at the table waiting
The video pans to the right to reveal a pile of unconscious people
You scroll to the next video ……
Chapter 3: it gives you wingsss
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You see the outside of a gas station nothing is going on and its dark out
batman walks out 2 cans of energy drink in hand
He takes a batarang out of his belt and pokes a hole out the bottom of can one and shot guns it
He then proceeds to do the same with can 2
“FOR GOTHAM”
He throws the cans in the trash and runs away
….. Presumably to not sleep for another 2 or 3 days
You scroll to the next video ……
Chapter 4: batmans from jersey truther
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You scroll to the next video ……
You see the batmobile parked at a gas station and a batman at the pump phone in hand
“ i dont get it”
“Ok no what i tell the guy regular which is regular??”
“I mean what happens if it spills out how does it know when to stop”
“ i dont-”
“Ok you know what please do please im confused just fly here and fix it i dont get this stuff”
“.... ok bye….. BYE”
The video cuts
Superman flys up to bat man laughing
then shows him in very exaggerated motions how to fill his gass tank
(im not describing this because I have no clue )
“ and there that easy”
Slowly nodding head “yaaaa”
“ you already forgot …”
“.....”
“Im going back to gotham …. Gotham needs me”
Batman runs off
“ ur car….”
Batman runs back and drives off leaving a tired superman at the gas station
Video cuts
Superman is sitting at a bench drinking a slushie
You scroll to the next video ……
Chapter 5: school project
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You scroll to the next video ……
The video starts inside of a store from what it seems its taken in the arts and crafts isle
Bat man is holding a pack of markers and a huge piece of brightly colored paper
“What else do you need”
“I dont know”
“How could you not know”
“I dont remember she said something like stickers but ….idk”
“This is why I keep telling you to stop waiting last minute for school projects robin”
“Sorry”
“What class is this for?!?!?”
“English. We need to make a poster based on the book we read in class this week”
“Do you need photos “
“Oh ya “
“Ok” *sigh* “ lets go to the library before they close “
“Yaaaaayyyy”
You scroll to the next video ……
Chapter 6: pads
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Batman is sat in the the pad isle of a store 2 different bags in hand with a complete look of confusion on his face
The video cuts
Batman is now getting ushered around the isle by catwoman
“What size”
“Huh”
“What size does she need”
“Theres sizes?”
“Ur batman HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A PLAN FOR THIS???”
“Well ….”
“Ok … im sorry”
“Please just help”
“Ok this should be fine for now” she hands batman morning and night pads and tampons just incase
“hmm”
“Dont mention it “
You scroll to the next video ……
雁归岚 (chzxygl) on Chapter 2 Wed 05 Nov 2025 05:22PM UTC
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雁归岚 (chzxygl) on Chapter 6 Wed 05 Nov 2025 05:23PM UTC
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