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1. It's Just a Cold (Fuck, My Ribs) by Arthie_Pendragon

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   13 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Flambae/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Invisigal/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man & Z-Team
   • Malevola & Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Sonar
   • Prism & Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Sonar (Dispatch)
   • Flambae (Dispatch)
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
   • Golem (Dispatch)
   • Punch Up (Dispatch)
   • Prism (Dispatch)
   • Invisigal (Dispatch)
   • Malevola (Dispatch)
   • Sickfic
   • Hurt Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Bisexual Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Z-Team as Family (Dispatch)
   • Protective Z-Team (Dispatch)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Needs a Hug
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • I'm a bitch whose name is Robert
   • My First Fanfic
   • Robert is my wife
   • Must protect the Z Team
   • Alcohol
   • he fucked around and found out
   • HR Violation Robert
   • questionable life choices
   • No Self-Preservation Instinct Robert
   • I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother
   • I love when characters are in pain
   • i have no hopes i have no dreams
   • and a tiny little peen and it doesn't even function anyway
   • because i have erectile dysfunction
   • the Z-Team cares but they're a little confused
   • They try to sterilize him by making him drink alcohol
   • Flambae is a little bitch

   Summary

   A bar fight? Easy. Rehabilitating ex-villains? A Tuesday. But a cold, a concussion and a nap on a sidewalk? With bruised ribs and absolutely zero will to live? That might just be what finally kills Robert.

    

   TL;DR: Z-Team takes care of sick Robert (they're pretty shit at this)

   Sickfic and first fanfic here :D (update: thank u so much for liking this story - I'm literally so blessed)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,810

   Chapters:

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