Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. Well, Did You Evah! by vanilla_almond_latte (futureperfect)

   Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Spencer Reid/Original Female Character(s)
   • The BAU Team & Spencer Reid
   • Spencer Reid
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Penelope Garcia
   • Jennifer "JJ" Jareau
   • Emily Prentiss
   • Tara Lewis
   • Luke Alvez (Criminal Minds)
   • David Rossi
   • Matt Simmons (Criminal Minds)
   • Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Banter
   • Mild Sexual Content
   • Team Bonding
   • protective friends
   • Social Anxiety
   • Public Performance
   • Private Intimacy
   • Burlesque
   • Team as Family
   • Nerdlesque Discussion
   • Applied Geometry (iykwim)

   Summary

   The BAU team comes to see Lola's burlesque show.
   Morgan has questions. JJ has concerns. Penelope has a new best friend. And Spencer? Spencer learns that sometimes the best defense is just being honest about what works.

   Series

   • Part 21 of The Genius & The Showgirl

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,319

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   2

   Kudos:

   74

   Hits:

   568