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1. No Return (YellowJackets AU) by Urfavoriteweirdkidsfavoriteweirdkid

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust/Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Cherri Bomb/Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
   • Alastor & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor & Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor & Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor & Alastor's Mother (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino & Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust & Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust & Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar & Vox
   • Blitzo & Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Stolas Goetia
   • Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • High School
   • Survival Horror
   • Body Horror
   • Blood and Gore
   • Wilderness Survival
   • Based on Yellowjackets
   • Cannibalism
   • Cults
   • Physical Abuse
   • Abusive Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • One-Sided Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • But like also not one-sided
   • Homoeroticism
   • Valentino Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Drug Use
   • Blood and Violence
   • Angst
   • Character Death
   • Football | Soccer
   • Angst and Humor
   • Horror
   • The horror is that they're all teenage boys
   • Eventual Romance
   • use of human names
   • Childhood Friends
   • I tried with the soccer terminology
   • Abusive Relationships
   • I know the tags sound bad but I promise the first couple chapters are sorta happy
   • Blood and Injury
   • Alastor is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Possibly Unrequited Love
   • Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • but he doesn't know it
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Additional Warnings In Author's Note
   • Out of Character Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Slurs

   Summary

   Alastor and Vincent were best friends for as long as they could imagine. Inseparable. The two had each other's back both on and off the field.
   Alastor's mama says that fate brought the two boys together.

   Fate could also be to blame why the soccer team's plane crashed.
   Now, left to try and survive the wilderness, friendships, relationships, and who they even are is tested.
   Some will thrive
   And some will see themselves rotting away in this hell.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,935

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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