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Luna’s Lawful Guide to Lemon Drops, Larceny, and Llamas by galileagalilei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2025
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Summary
Luna turned her head slowly, taking in the sea of leafy columns around her. The earth smelled sweet and lush, as though someone had spilt an entire harvest festival on the ground.
“Well,” she said aloud – with no one else around to hear – “this is new.”
A sudden gust of wind tore through the field, bending the green towers nearly flat and making Luna’s hair whip against her cheeks. It also revealed, hanging from the plants, large tufts of shaggy, golden-brown fluff.
“Not entirely new, then,” Luna concluded, rising to her feet with a small grunt. She brushed off her dress – pointlessly, since it was already a disaster – and regarded the towering stalks with polite interest.
“It appears I have landed myself in a cornfield.”
In which Luna is accidentally blasted into the past courtesy of one of her mother’s experiments. Somehow, she then manages to hoodwink a Dark Lord, acquire a cult following, seduce unsuspecting wixen with nothing but apples in hand, and thoroughly enrage a priest.
Love, naturally, sneaks in at the end.
Series
- Part 5 of My Harry Potter Story Vault