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Charlotte Morningstar made a new chat.
Charlotte Morningstar added Vaggi, Alastor, Baxter, and 5 other to New Chat.
Charlotte Morningstar: Hi guys!!! This is a chat for all the hotel residents!
Charlotte Morningstar: One sec, why is this my full name
Charlie: Alright there we go!
Baxter: If I may know, who exactly is in this?
Charlie: Me, Alastor, you, Vaggi, Husk, Niffty, Cherri, and dad.
Charlie: Oh, and Rooster.
Niffty: Hi!!!!
Cherri Bomb: Sup
Vaggi: Hey.
Niffty has changed their username to Stabber.
Baxter has changed their username to Bax.
Charlie: Wait, are your users matching?
Bax: Indeed!
Stabber: BaxStabber!!!
Vaggi: I kinda love that...
Lucifer Morningstar: Hello!
Lucifer Morningstar has changed their username to Lu.
Charlie: Oh, just fyi, please don't use emojis. We don't want Alastor's phone to crash (I gave him a Razr)
Husk: He's at the bar. And incredibly unhappy.
Cherri Bomb: Yeah its pertty fuvkng funnu
Cherri Bomb has changed their username to Cherri.
Alastor: My deer, are you literate?
Cherri: Yeah im fucking literate u deer looking cunt
Charlie: Alright, let's tone that down please! And welcome Alastor! I'm surprised you didn't break the phone.
Vaggi: To be fair babe, you can be really insistent. And kinda pushy.
Charlie: Yeah, sry about that
Vaggi: Dw
Alastor: I've decided that it is in my best interest to entertain this thing.
Lu: I don't like your tone
Alastor: Well, you don't like most things about me, so it appears that you'll just have to deal with it.
Cherri: Ya could've just said "suck ot up"
Alastor: I prefer using a larger vocabulary than swears.
Cherri: Wow fuck u
Alastor: Suck it up.
Cherri: Bititch [Hehe WCFD ref]
Lu: Ah, yes, my favorite insult, bititch
Cherri: Fuck off, I'm disslexic
Cherri: Fuck, how do you spell dislexick
Vaggi: Dyslexic
Cherri: Thanks
Vaggi: No prob.
Rooster: Hey. Did I miss anything?
Husk: Alastor being pissy and Cherri being dyslexic. So the usual.
Rooster: K.