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Switching people's minds

Possessing others

Manipulation of (or at least predicting) Survival Rates

Forcing people to give into their impulses

Allowing Telepathic Communication amongst individuals

Allowing an individual to change the way others physically perceive them

Allowing individuals to see the desires of others

Returning an individual to any point of their life in the past

Ability to show memories from the past telepathically

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There's other abilities too....

Izuku Midoriya had zero idea how sick he was in his brains before literal God (Named Adonai) healed his Entire Body, Mind, and Soul and forced The One For All Quirk to permanently fuse with the brand new shit that Legit God made Izuku's Body Manifest in a quirk.....

"MYAKU"....

Or....

"SFYGMOS".......

Both Myaku and Sfygmos are the words that translated to "PULSE"...

Like a Heartbeat.....

Izuku Midoriya AKA Myaku/Sfygmos, is now A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER KID.......

To Delusionally Quirk Maddened people, Izuku is a "PAGANISTIC GOD".....

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7AM......

ON AUGUST 8TH.....

Katsuki Bakugou, like everyone else was QUIETLY HORRIFIED OF DEKU, even though Deku or Izuku Midoriya actually DIDN'T DO OR SAY ANYTHING but clearly "Something" shifted in Deku's Heart because for the last week, ever since The USJ Shitstorm attack, the entire planet, every single Prophecy Quirk Welder and their own Quirk's Powers kept getting blasted with the following warnings regarding Deku......

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"BEWARE THE BEATING HEART OF IZUKU MIDORIYA'S DARK IRE".......

"WOE TO THOSE WHOM HAVE ROTTED A PLACE OF LEARNING AND KNOWLEDGE IN IZUKU MIDORIYA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL DAYS, FOR THE PULSE OF PAGAN FOLKTALE RECKONING, AS WELL AS A LONE AND TRUE DIVINE SANCTIONED PUNISHMENT IS APPROACHING".....…

"ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL: BE WARNED, FOR IZUKU MIDORIYA'S SOUL IS AGAINST YOU AND HIS HEART IS UNDERSTANDABLY ANGERED"......

"ALDERA HYPOCRITES, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF KATSUKI BAKUGOU, WHOM WOULD HAVE NEVER PLAGUED IZUKU MIDORIYA WITH HIS MISGUIDED IMMATURITY IF HE KNOWN OF IZUKU MIDORIYA'S PRIOR AGONY IN HIS WEAKNESS, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE KIND AND CARING FOR THE INFIRMED SOUL AND BODY OF YOUR PEERS AND ESPECIALLY IN IZUKU MIDORIYA'S EXISTENCE IN REGARDS TO HIS MIDDLE SCHOOL DAYS"..…...

"CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR HEARTLESS ACTIONS TOWARDS IZUKU MIDORIYA WILL BE AVENGED BY A HUNDREDFOLD BY THE PULSING RIGHTEOUS FURY OF THE PAINED HEART OF IZUKU MIDORIYA'S SPIRIT TOWARDS YOU, ALDERA HYPOCRITES"..........

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YEAH THIS TERRIFYING BULLSHIT GOT THESE THREE OLD LADIES CALLED THE MORAI SISTERS OR IN KATSUKI'S PERSPECTIVE THE FATE HAGS FUCKING SANE FROM PERMANENTLY DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHIT IN INHUMANLY SPIRITED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRKS THAT THEY WERE BORN INSANE IN.......

WHATEVER IS HAPPENING WITH DEKU, NOBODY KNEW THE DETAILS OR SEMANTICS OF IT BUT, DEKU WASN'T MAD AT "KATSUKI'S ENTIRE SHIT" DUE TO REALIZING THAT "KACCHAN" OR KATSUKI BAKUGOU PERSONALLY WASN'T "THAT DICK ANYMORE" BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY GETTING INCREASINGLY MORE BATSHIT ANGRY AT "ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL SHIT, SPECIFICALLY" AND APPARENTLY "SANE HUMAN ABRAHAMIC RELIGIOUS PEOPLE WITH PROPHECY QUIRK SHIT" KEPT SAYING THIS, REGARDING THEIR OWN GOD AND HIS "VIEWPOINT" OF DEKU'S MIDDLE SCHOOL DAYS........

"WOE TO THOSE WHOM HAVE ROTTED A PLACE OF LEARNING AND KNOWLEDGE IN IZUKU MIDORIYA'S MIDDLE SCHOOL DAYS, FOR THE PULSE OF PAGAN FOLKTALE RECKONING, AS WELL AS A LONE AND TRUE DIVINE SANCTIONED PUNISHMENT IS APPROACHING".....…

ONLY SANE JEWISH, CHRISTIANITY, AND ISLAMIC PROPHECY QUIRK WELDERS OR OMENS WOULD REFER TO THIS DETAIL IN PARTICULAR........

"A LONE AND TRUE DIVINE SANCTIONED PUNISHMENT".....

"LONE" AND "TRUE" IN TERMS OF ANY TYPE OF PROPHECY QUIRK WELDER'S FATE OMEN SHIT REGARDING "DIVINITY" IS SPECIFICALLY TALKING ABOUT "THE MONOTHEISTIC GOD OF ISRAEL".......

BECAUSE CHRISTIANITY OR OTHER ABRAHAMIC RELIGIOUS PEOPLE THAT ARE SANE REFUSE TO CALL DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHIT AS "GODS OR GODDESSES" BUT DIDN'T FUCKING FLINCH ON THEIR OWN SANITY'S RELIGIOUS MESSAGES AND ICONOGRAPHY DUE TO "DUH".......

YOU DONE FUCKED UP ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL, IF APPARENTLY, IF YOU ARE A SANE MONOTHEISTIC BELIEVER OF JEHOVAH'S BULLSHIT, "LEGIT GOD" IS PISSED OFF AND WAS GENUINELY GOING TO ALLOW DEKU TO "LASH OUT, BE A PISSY BITCH, AND THROW A ANGRY SHIT FIT" TOWARDS YOU ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL DUMBASSES AT SOME POINT IN THE NEAR FUTURE.......

KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT FOR DEKU BY THE FATE HAGS WHILE HUMMING IN ABSOLUTE NERVOUSNESS FOR GOOD REASON........

------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"ONE OF THOSE OMENS MENTIONED 'THE PULSE OF PAGAN FOLKTALE RECKONING', A VERY POWERFUL PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER IS GOING TO BE INVOLVED HERE AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY BECAUSE THAT PERSON WOULD PROBABLY BE DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED IN A INHUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK AND WOULD BE 'TOO HARSH' AND NOW WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO AT LEAST 'DO DAMAGE CONTROL' OR BETTER YET 'FIND THE ROOT CAUSE OF IZUKU MIDORIYA'S ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUE, WITH ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL' THAT WAS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED BUT IZUKU MIDORIYA IS BOTTLING SHIT UP AND NOT RESOLVING IT IN A THERAPEUTICALLY HEALTHY WAY".....

YEAH, ACCURATE MORAI SISTERS, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT PRINCIPAL NEZU KEPT SENDING IZUKU MIDORIYA TO HOUND DOG'S OFFICE OR YA KNOW THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, THE PLACE WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SEND A ANGRY KID THAT DIDN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND "WHY THEY'RE SO ANGRY" THE MOMENT IZUKU MIDORIYA "SLIPPED INTO PISSY SHIT" LADIES????

WHATEVER TORQUED IZUKU MIDORIYA OFF WAS DURING THE USJ SHITSTORM ATTACK, A WEEK AGO NOW AND THAT WAS MAKING IZUKU MIDORIYA "GET DARK SHIT, TOWARDS ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL"......

YOU GOTTA REMEMBER SOMETHING HERE...

IZUKU MIDORIYA WAS A LATE-BLOOMER IN REGARDS OF QUIRK MANIFESTATION.........

GOT HIS SHIT IN ADOLESCENCE THAT WASN'T A GODDAMN APHRODISIAC QUIRK THING AND GENUINELY BELIEVED HE WAS ACTUALLY BORN QUIRKLESS FOR MOST OF HIS LIFE AT THIS POINT.....

A STRENGTH ENHANCEMENT QUIRK WELDER KID, CONSTANTLY BERATED AND CALLED "WEAK" AND "USELESS".....…

YEAH THAT'LL PISS HIM OFF TO HIGH HELL.....

YEAH DON'T DISCOUNT THE POSITION THAT IZUKU MIDORIYA IS ACTUALLY UNINTENTIONALLY SLIPPING INTO A DANGEROUS SLOPE OF "QUIRK MADDENED LOGIC TO THE POINT OF BEING INSANE"....

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR IZUKU MIDORIYA BY THIS GENTLE AND UNDERSTANDABLY GRUMPY MAN THAT INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS "ADONAI" WHILE HUMMING IN VERY STERN AGREEMENT....

---------------------------------Eijirou POV-------------------------

"IZUKU WAS IN PAIN GUYS, MORESO THEN MOST PEOPLE UNDERSTAND, SOMETHING THAT IZUKU IS STARTING TO REALLY UNDERSTAND ABOUT DUE TO HINDSIGHT PEOPLE......IZUKU, IN THE MEDICAL SCIENCE WAY, HAD A TWO-STAGE MANIFESTING QUIRK, WHICH UNLOCKED EVERYTHING ELSE DURING THE USJ STUFF GUYS, THAT'S WHY TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF IS MERCIFUL AND WARNING EVERYONE WHO WOULD LISTEN ABOUT 'JUSTIFIABLY ANGRY IZUKU' BECAUSE WHEN NOT IF, BUT WHEN, IZUKU GETS QUIRK MADDENED IN HIS HEARTSEED QUIRK, HE'LL IMMEDIATELY DO THE PISSY THINGY TOWARDS ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL, MORE SPECIFICALLY THOSE TEACHERS.......12-19 YEARS OLD ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS TIMES FOR A PRE-QUIRK MADDENED SANE HUMAN MINDSET TO BE IN PEOPLE, BECAUSE OF THE COMPLEX EMOTIONS IN SUCH PEOPLE.....IZUKU NEVER EXPRESSED ANGER, EVEN TO HIS EXTREME TRAUMATIC DETERMENT"......

"HEARTSEED"........

NO WONDER WHY ALL THOSE OMENS KEPT USING WORDS LIKE "PULSE", "BEATING", AND ESPECIALLY "HEART" IN DIRECT CORRELATION WITH MIDORIYA-KUN'S SHIT........

BECAUSE THE ACTUAL NAME OF MIDORIYA-KUN'S QUIRK WASN'T THAT LAME PLACEHOLDER OF "SUPERPOWER" IT'S "HEARTSEED, THE QUIRK" AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THIS ADONAI DUDE POPPED INTO FRAME WHENEVER HE DID.......

BECAUSE A THERAPEUTIC QUIRK MADNESS IN MIDORIYA-KUN IS IMMINENT........

IF MIDORIYA-KUN'S "EYE COLOR CHANGES COMPLETELY" THEN THAT'S A AUTOMATIC INDICATOR OF "INHUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK, IN CONTROL".........

IF MIDORIYA-KUN'S EYE COLOR WAS "STILL GREEN, BUT MUCH LIGHTER OR DARKER IN HUE" THEN THAT'S A AUTOMATIC INDICATOR OF "HUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK, IN CONTROL"........

EIJIROU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR MIDORIYA-KUN BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.......

Eijirou Kirishima gulped nervously as he saw Midoriya-Kun's face underneath his eyes became visibly heavy bagged out like he hadn't slept for ages and shadowed in tiredness as the dark green hue of his eyes became visibly several shades lighter, like mint ice cream now.........

OH SHIT........

IT'S HAPPENING GUYS AND GIRLS.......

WE'RE FUCKED.......

ESPECIALLY ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL........

EIJIROU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR MIDORIYA-KUN AGAIN BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE NERVOUSNESS FOR GOOD REASON........

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"HOW HAUGHTY AND ARROGANT, TO BELIEVE THAT MY POWER IS SOMETHING OF A GOD????? HOW HILARIOUS BUT THIS PLIGHT OF THIS IZUKU MIDORIYA IS HIGHLY AMUSING TO ME, I WILL CALL MYSELF MYAKU OR SFYGMOS AS A ALIAS FOR NOW........AS THE PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER KID OF A LOT OF BULLSHIT, BUT MAINLY OF AKANAME DAIYOKAI PEOPLE AND OF THEIR JUNDO YOKI ENERGY, I NATURALLY HAVE ACCESS TO THE ABILITY TO BECOME A AKANAME DAIYOKAI IN MIND, BODY, AND SOUL FOR AS LONG AS I DESIRE THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING AND HAVE THE MENTAL HEALTH SAFEGUARDING AND PHYSIOLOGICAL PROTECTIONS WITHIN SAID FORM TO SHIELD MYSELF FROM DARK THINGS AFTER ALL.......FOR THE SAKES OF THOSE RANDOM PEOPLE THAT ARE TRYING TO SPEAK BEHIND THIS IZUKU MIDORIYA'S BACKSIDE LIKE THAT, I WILL LIST SOME UNIVERSAL ABILITIES IN JUNDO YOKI ENERGY SHORTLY".......

OH NO......

THIS IS FAR WORSE THEN "DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED DUMBASSERY"......

THIS IS "SANE PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER OR LUCIDLY QUIRK MADDENED PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER DUMBASSERY".........

WHY THIS KID'S ENTIRE TITLE OF USING HIS PAGAN FOLKTALE NAME BOTH IN JAPANESE AND GREEK WHICH IS LITERALLY JUST "PULSE" DAMNIT, IS A LEGIT TITLE THAT SANE PEOPLE CAN USE TO IDENTIFY HIM........

BECAUSE THIS IS A RANDOM RENEGADE PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING KID, WHOM IS LUCID AND COHERENT ENOUGH TO USE HIS OWN PAGAN FOLKTALE NAME AS A TITLE OR EPITHET OF HIS OWN SHIT.......

WHY THIS KID IS SMART ENOUGH TO "CONCEAL HIS ACTUAL VOICE" IN TELEPATH POWERS DAMNIT......

TERRIFYINGLY, THALIA GRACE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY MYAKU, WHO WAS CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT THAT SOUNDED LIKE A INSOMNIAC TEENAGE BOY WITH A METAL VOICE MODIFICATION.......

Thalia Grace, like the entire planet was blasted with some Telepath Quirk Welder Kid's type font that was listing the following shit in The Telepath Connection Broadcast thingy that popped up randomly for good reason today......

"AS THALIA GRACE, THIS UH THEODORE WHITEWATER AKA ZEUS/JUPITER 'HALF-BLOOD' DAUGHTER OF SAID MAN, STATED EARLIER, I AM QUITE HONEST WITH MY OWN NATURE.....HERE, UNIVERSAL ABILITIES OF A USER OF JUNDO YOKI ENERGY.......

1. Switching people's minds (Hehehe, nice)

2. Possessing others (self-explanatory and badass, I will be abusing the fuck out of this in particular)

3. Manipulation of (or at least predicting) Survival Rates

4. Forcing people to give into their impulses (Human Soul and Quirk Instinctive Stuff apply so yeah, you're not safe even in your human soul here)

5. Allowing Telepathic Communication amongst individuals (pretty neat trick actually)

6. Allowing an individual to change the way others physically perceive them (Yee to this, be fucking awesome)

7. Allowing individuals to see the desires of others (that's kinda cool and insightful)

8. Returning an individual to any point of their life in the past (De-Aging or Re-Aging them to current self)

9. Ability to show memories from the past telepathically (Neat trick, for random backstory lore)

10. Summon, Command, Control, Communicate, and Possess Quirkless Disease Vector Animal Species (Rats, Roaches, Lice, Fleas, Mice, Ticks, Mosquitos, and Etc.)

11. Inflict or Cure Born Sapient Beings like Humanity or other races like Elves or Dwarves with illness or to purge out said illness (Bro, that's literally what the fuck "Jundo" means in Japanese, or the word Purity)

12. Forcibly compelling individuals to either practice basic hygiene (thank fuck) or make individuals consume or drink garbage or worse animal or human biological waste (if I wanted to be really mean yeah)

13. Enhancing or Dampening Sexual Libido (self-explanatory but for you idiots that don't know, that means I can make you extremely horny or turn off your entire body's sexy bits if I wanted to)

14. Temporarily or Permanently Alter Biological Genders of Born Sapient Beings like Humanity (Unorthodox display of Hubris but carry on I guess)

15. Randomized Quirk Mutation or Manifestation (Yee to whatever the fuck this is)

16. Quirk Madness Invoking or Human Mania Invoking (See #4, but far more powerful and is a very legitimate insanity version of said shit but I do have some conditions on said ability that I'm not gonna to mention here)

17. Randomized Quirk Awakening Invoking (See #15, but a more powerful version and had certain limitations that I'm not gonna make mention of)

18. Temporary Reality Bending or Temporary Physics Breaking (yeah I can make your life into a horror movie if I can imagine that shit)

19. Sleep Inducing or Sleep Dampening (Far Greater than most mortal human quirks that have similar powers but I can also make nightmares or dreams with said shit as well)

20. Heart Thorn Creation or Removal (No Explanation Here)

THESE ARE THE COMPLETE UNIVERSAL ABILITIES OF JUNDO YOKI ENERGY USERS LIKE MYSELF WHILE I AM IN MY AKANAME DAIYOKAI FORM THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING".....

Thalia Grace was fucking terrified for damn good reason.........

---------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING, THIS BOY NEEDS TO BE STOPPED IF HE'S A SANE KID BEFORE HE FUCKED UP MIDDLE SCHOOL CHILDREN TOO BADLY"........

YEAH, CORRECT MORAI SISTERS........

THANK GOD THAT THE MOST POWERFULLY TERRIFYING ABILITIES OF JUNDO YOKI ENERGY, "QUIRK MADNESS INVOKING/HUMAN MANIA INVOKING" AND "RANDOMIZED QUIRK AWAKENING INVOKING" HAD FUCKING LIMITATIONS IN EXECUTION EVEN THOUGH OF COURSE, THIS TEENAGE BOY WASN'T GOING TO COUGH UP THOSE LIMITATIONS DAMNIT......

ALSO "HEART THORN CREATION OR REMOVAL".....

THIS KID REFUSED TO EXPLAIN THAT LAST THING.......

THE MOST HORRIFYING ABILITY IS THIS.......

"#4: DESIRE/IMPULSE UNLEASHING"......

BECAUSE IT'S NOT JUST "QUIRK INSTINCT SHIT", IT'S "HUMAN SOUL CRAP" TOO.....

THIS KID EVEN DIRECTLY MENTIONED AND LOW-KEY THREATENED PEOPLE BY SAYING "YOU'RE NOT SAFE IN YOUR HUMAN SOUL EITHER" ABOUT ABILITY #4 DANG IT.......

UNLIKE THE STRONGER VARIETY OF DESIRE/IMPULSE UNLEASHING (QUIRK MADNESS INVOKING/HUMAN MANIA INVOKING), THIS STANDARD SHIT DIDN'T HAVE "LIMITATIONS IN EXECUTION REGARDING IT'S USAGE".......

IT'S HIGHLY AGGRAVATING TO KNOW THAT THIS KID IS A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER KID, THAT HAD ACCESS TO THE MAXIMUM POTENTIAL AND LEVEL OF JUNDO YOKI ENERGY IF HE'S A GENUINE AKANAME DAIYOKAI KIDDO IN QUESTION DUE TO HIS TRANSFORMATION INTO SAID YOKI FIGURE THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING........

YEAH IZUKU MAY HAVE SOME TRAGIC ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES BUT IT'S NOT THIS KID'S PLACE TO-.......

*SOMBER REALIZATION HITTING*.......

OH.....

IZUKU MIDORIYA AKA MYAKU/SFYGMOS........

YOU GOT HEALTHY FROM ALKALINE SYNDROME......

A WEEK AGO NOW.......

FROM A EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION THAT WOULD'VE GIVEN YOU A GENUINE QUIRK AWAKENING WITHIN YOUR QUIRK'S STUFF IF YOU WEREN'T ALKALINE SYNDROMED.......

FORCED TRAUMATIC ALKALINITY QUIRK MANIFESTATION, LIKE ADONAI DIRECTLY MENTIONED ACTUALLY HAPPENED TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, IS EXTREMELY PHYSICALLY PAINFUL AND MENTALLY DRAINING.........

WHY INKO WANTED TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY DO EMERGENCY QUIRK TRANSPLANTATION SURGERIES BUT DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IZUKU'S QUIRK'S BULLSHIT TO MAKE CRAP FUSE NATURALLY........

POOR KIDDO.......

INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR IZUKU BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN VERY SOMBER AGREEMENT.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"THE ONLY TRANSMISSIONS OF THIS GROUP CHAT THAT IZUKU ISN'T GETTING IS 'STUFF I HELP SHOW PEOPLE' GUYS, BECAUSE THE WHOLE 'POINT' OF HEARTSEED, THE QUIRK IS TO 'BE THERAPEUTICALLY PSIONIC', SAID PSIONIC QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS BEING BRAND NEW AND IT'S A EVOLUTION OF MENTAL QUIRKS, WHICH ARE EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS GUYS.......THANKFULLY THERE ARE WAYS FOR DANCING AROUND SAID THINGS IN IZUKU'S AWARENESS OF TELEPATH COMMUNICATION LIKE THIS.......BEYOND SUCH THINGS, IZUKU IS THE OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER KID OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS.......

1. ALL PSIONIC QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (ALWAYS INSTINCTIVELY INGRAINED: UNIQUE TO IZUKU)

2. ALL HUMAN WARFARE MORALITY QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (TRAUMA-GAINED ABILITIES DUE TO ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL EXPERIENCES GUYS: COMING FROM INKO'S GENETICS)

3. ALL TRUE ANIMAL SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (ALWAYS INSTINCTIVELY INGRAINED: UNIQUE TO IZUKU)

4. ALL TECHNOMORPHIC QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (ALWAYS INSTINCTIVELY INGRAINED: COMING FROM HISASHI'S GENETICS)

5. ALL HUMAN ENCHANTER MORALITY QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (TRAUMA-GAINED ABILITIES DUE TO ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL DAYS GUYS: COMING FROM INKO'S GENETICS)

6. ALL SOUL ELEMENTAL QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (ALWAYS INSTINCTIVELY INGRAINED: COMING FROM INKO'S GENETICS)

7. ALL BIOTECHNOLOGICAL QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (ALWAYS INSTINCTIVELY INGRAINED: NATURAL QUIRK UNION SPAWNED AMALGAM INTEGRATION OF TWO PARENT GENETICS, HEAVY HISASHI LEANING)

8. ALL MEDICAL BLACKSMITHING QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (TRAUMA-GAINED ABILITIES DUE TO ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL DAYS GUYS: NATURAL QUIRK UNION SPAWNED AMALGAM INTEGRATION OF TWO PARENT GENETICS, HEAVY HISASHI LEANING)

9. ALL HUMAN HUNTING MORALITY QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (ALWAYS INSTINCTIVELY INGRAINED: COMING FROM INKO'S GENETICS)

10. ALL CYBERNETIC QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (ALWAYS INSTINCTIVELY INGRAINED: COMING FROM HISASHI'S GENETICS)

11. ALL SPECIALIST EMOTION SPECTRUM QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (ALWAYS INSTINCTIVELY INGRAINED: COMING FROM INKO'S GENETICS)

12. ALL CRONE/WARLOCK NULLIFICATION QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATIONS (ALWAYS INSTINCTIVELY INGRAINED: DUE TO GENERATIONAL TRAUMA FROM INKO'S GENETICS)

LIKE GUYS, IZUKU SAW ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL IN HIS SUBCONSCIOUS AS 'HELL ON EARTH' AND INSTINCTIVELY SPEAKING, YEAH THAT'S CORRECT"......

THAT'S HORRIBLE ADONAI.......

THERE'S "HUMAN WARFARE MORALITY QUIRK SHIT", "HUMAN ENCHANTER MORALITY QUIRK SHIT", AND "MEDICAL BLACKSMITHING QUIRK SHIT" THAT CAME AS A DIRECT CORRELATION WITH "ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLSHIT TRAUMA" DAMNIT.......

MIDDLE SCHOOL SUCKS ASS FOR MOST PEOPLE BUT DAMNIT IZUKU'S ENTIRE "INSTINCTIVE CRAP" WAS BLASTED INTO "WAR MODE" THE ENTIRE TIME HE HAD TO DEAL WITH ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL DICKERY FOR 3 YEARS DANG IT.......

ALKALINE SYNDROME IS FAR MORE PAINFUL FOR "MENTAL QUIRK INSTINCTIVE BULLSHIT" AND IF IZUKU HAD "PSIONIC QUIRK SHIT", A MORE SPECIALIZED AND POWERFUL VARIETY OF MENTAL QUIRK SHIT AND YEAH, IT'S A RECIPE FOR DISASTER.......

IT'S PAINFUL AS HELL TO KNOW THAT "CRONE/WARLOCK NULLIFICATION QUIRK SHIT" WAS ACTUALLY JUST "UNKNOWN GENERATIONAL TRAUMA, FROM DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S GENETICS"......

THE FACT THAT IZUKU HAD "SPECIFIED HUMAN MORALITY QUIRK TYPE SHIT" BUT "GENUINE HUMAN MORTALITY QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATION SHIT" WAS COMPLETELY UNIDENTIFIED IN TERMS OF "LEGAL REGISTRATION" AND ESPECIALLY HOW SAID SHIT WAS CONSTANTLY CONNECTED TO "DR. INKO MIDORIYA" AND YEAH YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHY DR. INKO MIDORIYA INSTINCTIVELY STOPPED HAVING CHILDREN.......

BECAUSE SHE WAS ABLE TO "SPREAD HER OWN OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK SHIT, BY LIKE A FUCKTON" ON FIRST GO AROUND WITH THE BOO......

*ANNOYED AND GRUMPED VIBES FROM IZUKU TOWARDS THALIA'S SOUL FOR GOOD REASON DUE TO "PARENT ICK DUH" AND SCOFFING IN IRRITATION IN THE GROUP CHAT*......

Izuku dropped the distortion of his Telepath Powers and voice as he grumbled towards Thalia's Brain with Telepath Powers.....

"LOOK THALIA-CHAN, I'M GOING TO BE LEVEL WITH YOU, I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT LAST THOUGHT BLURB FROM YOUR ACTUAL SOUL DANG IT.......I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY FATHER, BUT I KNOW IT'S DUE TO FUCKING 'PROPHECY ENTANGLEMENT SHIT' I DEFINITELY KNOW THAT WAS TO PREVENT MY PHYSICALLY QUIRKLESS ASS FROM GETTING MURDERED VIOLENTLY UNTIL I GOT HEALTHY COMPLETELY IN HINDSIGHT DANG IT THALIA-CHAN......YOU ARE CHRONOLOGICALLY A GRANDMA, A OLD HAG THAT'S FROM THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA 200+ YEARS AGO NOW AND ALL I SEE IS THAT 'HUNTRESS IMMORTALITY' THINGY IN YOUR SHIT......BRO I DON'T KNOW 'WHY' ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL DICKERY WAS SO FUCKED UP FOR ME IN PARTICULAR BUT IT WAS MAINLY FROM THOSE DIPSHIT 'TEACHERS' I REFUSED TO CALL 'SENSEI' EVER......KACCHAN'S ABUSE FROM ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL DICKERY WAS BEYOND FUCKED UP AND PISSED ME OFF WAY MORE THAN 'CONFUSED, BORDERLINE QUIRK MADDENED, PANICKED, AND ANGRY KACCHAN DUMBASSERY' HE GREW OUT OF THE MOMENT HE ESCAPED THAT ENVIRONMENT THALIA-CHAN.......WHENEVER KACCHAN 'TITLED YOUR ENTIRE SHIT' IN A TITLE OR EPITHET REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH OF A DICK YOU ARE AND ESPECIALLY IF HE SAW YOU AS A FRIEND, THAT'S A SIGN OF 'ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND RESPECT' BECAUSE THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE FOR KACCHAN TO 'BULLY YOU' IS TO STRAIGHT UP 'IGNORE YOU, COMPLETELY DISAVOWING YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IN HIS INTERACTION WITH HIM'......APATHETIC KACCHAN IS THE MOST FUCKED UP WAY FOR HIM TO TREAT A PERSON AND DAMNIT THIS TYPE OF LOGIC CAN'T BE BROKEN WITHOUT BREAKING KACCHAN'S ENTIRE SANITY RIGHT NOW DUE TO A FUCKTON OF SHIT BUT MAINLY DUE TO UNRESOLVED ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL DICKERY".......

Thalia cried for good reason....

-------------------------------------Katsuki POV-------------------------

"YEAH THAT, CORRECT ASSESSMENT OF KATSUKI'S ENTIRE CHARACTER MY SON"......

CORRECT AUNTIE INKO......

DEKU, KATSUKI IS GOING TO LEVEL WITH YOU, IF YOU GOTTA GET FERAL IN THE PISSY VENGEANCE THING TOWARDS ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL DIPSHITS, TRY TO CHANNEL YOUR OWN QUIRK MADDENED DICKERY TOWARDS PEOPLE THAT GENUINELY DESERVE SAID ASSHOLE BEHAVIOR.......

SET SOME GROUND RULES......

LIKE THIS.......

1. DON'T POSSESS A ADULT BODY OR A TEENAGE GIRL SINCE YOUR SHIT ISN'T A ADULT OR A GIRL DEKU

2. HAVE YOUR "PHENOMENA" ONLY INFLICT AT MAXIMUM 5 STUDENTS AT ONE TIME AND AFTER SAID BRATS "LEARN THE CLUNKY LESSON" FROM YOUR SHIT, DON'T BOTHER THOSE KIDS AGAIN DEKU

3. BE SOFT ON THE BRATS BUT YOU CAN DO FREE-FOR-ALL DICKERY TOWARDS THE ADULT TEACHERS DEKU

4. LET AIZAWA SENSEI RECORD ALL OF YOUR PISSY SHIT SINCE HE CLEARLY EXITED YOUR "EXTRA TERRITORY" THE MOMENT HE STEPPED INTO THE PICTURE AS A FUCKING TEACHER DEKU

5. ONLY DO ONE PHENOMENA AT A TIME IN YOUR SPECIFIC DICKERY TOWARDS FIVE RANDOM BRATS BUT YOU CAN LITERALLY BUST OUT ALL YOUR SHIT TOWARDS THE DICKWIPE ADULTS AT THE SAME TIME DEKU

6. DON'T DO THAT INSANITY VERSION OF "DESIRE/IMPULSE UNLEASHING" OR THAT POWERFUL RANDOMIZED QUIRK AWAKENING BULLSHIT TOWARDS A RANDOM BRAT UNLESS SAID KID DOUBLED DOWN ON THEIR OWN DICKERY TO THE POINT WHERE SAID SHIT WOULD BE EXTREMELY JUSTIFIED FOR EVERYONE TO ALLOW YOU TO DO DEKU

KATSUKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE FATE HAGS WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT....

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"OKAY KACCHAN"......

GOOD IZUKU MIDORIYA, NOW SPECIFY WHAT THE FUCK "HEART THORN CREATION OR REMOVAL" IS DAMNIT.......

*PISSY AND MALADJUSTED TEENAGED BOY ANGER TOWARDS SHOUTA'S SOUL FROM IZUKU MIDORIYA'S BRAIN*.....

COUGH IT UP IZUKU MIDORIYA.....

*DEFEATED WHINING FROM IZUKU MIDORIYA IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR GOOD REASON*....

Izuku Midoriya AKA Myaku/Sfygmos told everybody in this classroom......

"IF I WANT TO, I CAN FORCIBLY TRANSFORM A PERSON INTO A GENUINE AKANAME DAIYOKAI OR A AKANAME HANYO FOR AS LONG AS I WANT WITH A HEART THORN OR I CAN ACTUALLY GRANT A PERSON A AKANAME DAIYOKAI OR AKANAME HANYO ASPECT OF THEIR OWN QUIRK'S POWERS AS LIKE A BLESSING OR SOMETHING".......

TERRIFYING BUT THANK YOU IZUKU MIDORIYA......

Izuku Midoriya did a weak thumbs up towards Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead for good reason......

------------------"Linchpin Aldera Boy" POV----------------------

I was annoyed with all of these students and especially the teachers panicking about "QUIRK MADDENED PISSERY" that was extremely justified from Midoriya Sempai.....

WHY ARE YOU DIPSHITS AND COWARDS SO SCARED OF MIDORIYA SEMPAI, WHOM ALREADY GOT HIS SHIT "REIGNED IN" DUE TO "PHENOMENA CONDITION RULESETS" FROM BAKUGOU SEMPAI???????

OBVIOUSLY, BEFORE THE ACTUAL DICKERY STARTED, MIDORIYA SEMPAI NEEDED A WILLING "SPEAKER" OR "VESSEL"......

CALL ME "VESSEL SPEAKER" OR PERHAPS "MINTSEED" WHENEVER THE SPIRIT OF MIDORIYA SEMPAI HIJACKED MY BRAIN.......

MY THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE THANKING ME FOR THE IMPORTANT STUFF...

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"ESTABLISHING THE ROLE OF GOEI RAIMARU AKA MINTSEED".......

ALRIGHTY THEN, NOW THIS "SPECIAL MIDDLE SCHOOL REFORMATION PRO HEROIC TRAINING" IS ALMOST COMPLETE IN TERMS OF "FOUNDATIONAL GROUNDWORK".....…

1. THE PHENOMENA RULESETS

2. THE MINTSEED/WILLING CONDUIT ROLE

NOW THERE'S TWO MORE THINGS THAT MUST OCCUR TO MAKE THIS RANDOM TEENAGE BOY QUIRK MADDENED VENGEANCE DICKERY TOWARDS HIS FORMER MIDDLE SCHOOL OF DUMBASSERY HELL "A LEGIT PRO HEROIC TRAINING FORMAT/GENUINE SCHOOL REFORMATION" IN LEGAL PROTECTIONS......

3. THE LEGALISTIC CONSEQUENCES OF THE FUCKING TEACHERS IN ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL THAT REFUSED TO COMPLY WITH THE RECOMMENDED REFORMATIONS AND REGULATIONS SINCE THEY WERE DEFINITELY "THE MOST CULPABLE" FOR ANY POSSIBLE LEGAL TROUBLES OR CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION ISSUES AS ADULTS, IN A TEACHER FASHION TOWARDS CHILDREN

4. GENERALIZED WIDESPREAD U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT INTERVENTION IN ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL AS "MOCK PRO HEROIC LAW ENFORCEMENT" IN SAID SCHOOL TO REIGN IN IZUKU MIDORIYA'S QUIRK MADDENED DUMBASSERY GETTING TOO HARSH OR MORESO TO ACT AS "SECURITY/RULE ENFORCEMENT" FOR THESE MIDDLE SCHOOL BRATS

FOR THE SAKES OF OTHER FEEDER MIDDLE SCHOOLS THAT CHANNEL STUDENTS INTO U.A. HIGH SCHOOL IN THE FUTURE, LISTEN AND LEARN HOW TO NOT FUCK UP LIKE ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL IN SAID REFORMATION PROCESS.......

THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN JAPANESE QUIRKED HISTORY BUT THIS ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL REFORMATION PERIOD IS OCCURRING DUE TO A EX-ALDERA STUDENT GETTING SO MENTALLY FUCKED UP TO THE POINT OF BEING QUIRK MADDENED DUE TO SAID BULLSHIT FROM THE 3 YEAR PERIOD OF BEING A ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT......

TAKE NOTES, BECAUSE IZUKU MIDORIYA AKA MYAKU/SFYGMOS DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HIS "ROOT ISSUE IS, WITH ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL SHITSTORM TRAUMA" AND THIS SHIT IS THE ONLY WAY FOR IZUKU MIDORIYA TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT TO GET SOME GODDAMN QUIRKSIDE THERAPY SESSIONS FOR THIS BULLSHIT.......

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN VERY STERN AGREEMENT.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"LOOK THALIA GRACE, DUE TO THIS BIZARRE TIMELINE BRANCH OFF IN FATE ORGANICALLY, HELP US".......

GOTCHA MORAI SISTERS!!!!!

Thalia Grace was immediately warped into Mr. Aizawa's Classroom by The Morai Sisters' portal crap......

Chapter Text

12PM......

ON AUGUST 8TH.....

Goei Raimaru AKA Mintseed, a 12 year old boy in Aldera Middle School that was a 1st Year of said shit hole of a Middle School, eating some lunch by himself like always.....

Of course, Goei was avoided by people, moreso then most days due to being "MINTSEED" nowadays to help Midoriya Sempai figure out what the hell this Aldera Shithole actually DID to fuck over his sanity for a hot minute with Quirk Maddened bullshit in his Heartseed Quirk.......

Goei, a black haired boy with two red stripes in his hair, clawed hands, and red eyes like strawberries in hue, was in his typical attire of a school uniform.....

It was slow, quiet, gentle, but deliberate, angered, and sharpened in soul, a type of "Presence Entering" in Goei's Mind, Body, and Soul that was subtle as fuck at the moment because the only "Hint" of Midoriya Sempai Possession in Goei's appearance was "Slightly Heavier Eye Bags"........

Midoriya Sempai spoke gently and soothingly in Goei's Mind that was like internal thinking patterns since Midoriya Sempai was being subtle in his presence right now.....

"SO YOUNG RAIMARU, DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS THAT CAN HELP YOU?".......

Goei nodded no in a subliminal way that irritated Midoriya Sempai as this older kid that had to DEAL WITH ALDERA SHITHOLE BAGGAGE to regain his own fucking sanity, scoffed in understandable huffiness before saying in a grumpy way in Goei's Mind......

"TCH, NOT SURPRISING CONSIDERING YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE 'ECCENTRICS' IN THE FUCKED UP PHRASING OF ALDERA ADULT DICKERY YOUNG RAIMARU.......THERE'S 4 TYPES OF ECCENTRICS IN THIS SHITHOLE THAT THESE ADULT ASS-WIPES USE TO IDENTIFY OR CLASSIFY 'NUISANCE CHILDREN'.......

1. CHARACTER ECCENTRICS: CHILDREN TOO "WILLFULLY INSTINCTIVE" OR "INTENTIONALLY ODD" IN BEHAVIOR (YOUR UPPERCLASSMAN, WHO'S A SECOND YEAR OF THIS SHITHOLE NOWADAYS THAT IS NAMED HAITO INUMARU FALLEN INTO THIS CATEGORY FOR A LOT OF REASONS BUT MAINLY DUE TO HIS INABILITY TO TOLERATE BULLSHIT FROM ASSHOLES)

2. QUIRK-WISE ECCENTRICS: CHILDREN WITH QUIRKS TYPICALLY ASSOCIATED WITH "VILLAINOUS DICKERY" LIKE BRAINWASHING, POSSESSION, LOCKPICKING, AND OTHER "CREEPY OR HAUNTING" POWERS (YOUR UPPERCLASSMAN, WHO'S A SECOND YEAR OF THIS SHITHOLE NOWADAYS THAT IS NAMED FUWAMI KABUTOMARU FALLEN INTO THIS CATEGORY DUE TO HAVING A WONDERFULLY FANTASTIC SPIDER CONTROLLING/HARDENING/ENVENOMATION QUIRK IN HER BODY)

3. NULL ECCENTRICS: CHILDREN THAT WERE BLATANTLY NERUODIVERGENT, QUIRKLESS, PHYSICALLY DISABLED, OR INSANE FROM QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHIT (TAKE A GANDER AT WHAT MY OWN FUCKED UP "CATEGORY" USED TO BE IN THIS DAMN SHITHOLE)

4. APEXED ECCENTRICS: CHILDREN THAT HAVE EVERYTHING ABOVE AND BEYOND THE OTHER DAMN CATEGORIES (FUCKING KACCHAN WAS HERE AND "CLASSIFIED" AS SUCH BY THE ADULT ALDERA DICKERY TOWARDS STUDENTS)

KACCHAN STILL DIDN'T TRULY UNDERSTAND THE FUCKED UP 'DEPTHS' OF SAID DICKERY FROM THIS SHITHOLE THAT WAS PUSHING HIM DOWN TO GENUINE TRAUMA-INDUCED QUIRK AWAKENING, QUIRK MADNESS, AND/OR DRIVING HIM TO FUCK OFF TO THE FOREST FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE OR WORSE, JUMPING OFF A ROOFTOP AND PRAYING FOR A BETTER QUIRK IN THE NEXT LIFETIME......ALL OF KACCHAN'S 'BULLYING' TOWARDS ME WAS 'ALL THE SHIT HE WANTED TO WHOLEHEARTEDLY DO TO HIMSELF SUBCONSCIOUSLY AND SOMETIMES IN CONSCIOUS THOUGHT' DAMNIT......I KNOW KACCHAN, WHY I DON'T HAVE ANY GODDAMN GRIEF WITH HIM BECAUSE HE NEVER SAW ME AS 'A EXTRA' AND TOOK FAR MORE TIME THAN MOST PEOPLE IN HIS ATTENTION TO 'ENGAGE WITH ME' THROUGHOUT MY ENTIRE LIFE AND ESPECIALLY THE OLDER HE GOTTEN AND AFTER HE FUCKING BOLTED FROM THIS SHITHOLE YOUNG RAIMARU".......

Goei Raimaru was BEYOND PISSED OFF because fuck he didn't know "THAT BIGOTRY TIER LIST" from the fucked up "Adults" here......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"SEE THE PROBLEM HERE, DO YOU SEE THE ISSUE WITH THIS SCHOOL NOW SHOUTA?????? DO YOU SEE WHY THIS WOULD IMMEDIATELY BREAK IZUKU'S ENTIRE PRE-QUIRK MADDENED SANE HUMAN MINDSET THE INSTANT HE HAD 'HINDSIGHT' AND ALSO 'COMPLETELY HEALTHY QUIRK STUFF' IN HIS LIFE NOW?????? PSIONIC QUIRK WELDER CHILDREN LIKE IZUKU IS THE OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER OF SAID QUIRK TYPE CLASSIFICATION, IS ABLE TO DETERMINE A LOT OF MENTAL HEALTH DYNAMICS AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE FULLY HEALTHY IN QUIRK"..….....

THAT IS FUCKED UP, NO WONDER WHY YOU HAD TO POP INTO FRAME THE INSTANT IZUKU MIDORIYA GOT QUIRK MADDENED SINCE YOU GOT SOME UNIQUE ANALYSIS OF "IZUKU MIDORIYA'S ENTIRE INSTINCTIVE STUFF AND HIS POWERS MORESO THEN EVEN HIS OWN MOTHER, A FAMOUS AND ALSO EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT QUIRK MEDICAL DOCTOR" ADONAI.......

GOEI RAIMARU AKA MINTSEED CORRECTLY CALLED THAT "A BIGOTRY TIER LIST"......

THE FACT THAT KATSUKI BAKUGOU WAS UNINTENTIONALLY "TRAUMA VENTING" TOWARDS A RANDOM CHILDHOOD FRIEND WITH HIS OWN "BULLYING" IN PUBLIC IS SO AGGRAVATING FOR SHOUTA TO HEAR ABOUT.......

IZUKU MIDORIYA IS NOT A TRAINED PEDIATRIC QUIRKSIDE THERAPIST, HE'S A TEENAGE BOY THAT HAD TO DEAL WITH "KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S FULL-BLAST MENTAL STABILITY ISSUES, THAT WAS ALSO PRETTY SUICIDAL IF HE GOADED IZUKU MIDORIYA TO 'JUMP OFF A ROOFTOP AND PRAY FOR A QUIRK IN THE NEXT LIFETIME', FOR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT".......

ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTELY A FUCKING NIGHTMARE OF A HUMAN MIDDLE SCHOOL EVEN THOUGH THIS WASN'T THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA ANYMORE FUCK.......

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT FOR "THE UNWORTHY ALDERA HYPOCRITES" BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN VERY STERN AND ENRAGED VIBES FOR GOOD REASON.......

--------------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------

"LOOK, I FIGURED THAT FUCKED UP BULLSHIT ON MY OWN DUE TO YA KNOW 'WTF HINDSIGHT MOMENTS' OF TERMS OF ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL SHIT SPECIFICALLY EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING 'VERBALIZE IT' LIKE DEKU CAN DAMNIT".....

YEAH, BUT AT LEAST MIDORIYA IMMEDIATELY GUIDED LITTLE RAIMARU TO "TWO IMPORTANT PEOPLE, WHOM HE KNOWN WHILE HE WAS A 3RD YEAR AND WHENEVER THESE TWO PEOPLE WERE 1ST YEARS BACK THEN"......

HAITO INUMARU AND FUWAMI KABUTOMARU......

INUMARU IS TOO SASSY AND RANKLED TO DEAL WITH SAID BULLSHIT FOR GOOD REASON.....

KABUTOMARU HAS A FUCKING QUIRK THAT HAD "SPIDER AND VENOM SHIT" AND NATURALLY GOT ASSHOLES GENUINELY TRYING TO JUDGE HER FOR THAT SHIT.......

IT'S NOT THE STUDENTS THAT ARE THE MAIN ISSUE HERE......

SOMETHING THAT MIDORIYA KNOWS......

IT'S THE FUCKED UP AUTHORITY FIGURES.......

LIKE YEAH, THERE'S "PRICK CHILDREN" BUT THAT'S A GIVEN WHENEVER YOU WERE DEALING WITH A HOSTILE AND MENTALLY DANGEROUS SITUATION FOR SAID LITTLE PEOPLE......

IS THERE ANY "GOOD TEACHERS" IN THIS ALDERA SHITHOLE NOWADAYS??????

SHOUTO TODOROKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE UNWORTHY ALDERA HYPOCRITES" BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT......

----------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"UNFORTUNATELY NOT ANYMORE, SINCE THE LAST 'TRUE TEACHER' IN THIS SCHOOL WAS THE FORMER PRINCIPAL, WHOM DIED FROM OLD AGE AND HAD TO DEAL WITH THE SOOTHING TENDERNESS OF TRUE DIVINITY'S EMBRACE FOR ETERNITY GUYS"….....

INKO IS ABSOLUTELY SORRY FOR THAT POOR AND SWEET LITTLE OLD MAN AT THE TAIL END OF HIS LIFE THERE.......

INKO LIKED PRINCIPAL SHICHIMI, BUT HE WAS EXTREMELY OLD, A 210 YEAR OLD MAN THAT WAS "90 YEARS OLD IN EVERYTHING BUT CHRONOLOGICALLY" WHENEVER HE DIED GUYS......

PRINCIPAL SHICHIMI WAS A GOOD PERSON, SOMETHING THAT ADONAI CLEARLY SAW IN HIS EYES OF PROPHECY BULLSHIT WITH A FUCKTON OF "ORIGIN PROPHECIES" PEOPLE........

PRINCIPAL SHICHIMI ENTRUSTED INKO WITH HIS OWN QUIRK FACTOR ORGAN TO QUOTE HIM.....

"TO HELP A SOMBER AND HEART-RENDING BOY WITH A STOMACH BUG OF A QUIRK, A BOY THAT WAS DEALING WITH A VERY POWERFUL AND WICKED MAN THAT CLAIMED BEING A 'UNCLE' TO SAID BOY"......

PRINCIPAL SHICHIMI HAD A PROPHECY QUIRK AND ONLY COULD HAND INKO "THE DREAMSCAPE JOURNALS" BUT WARNED HER NOT TO OPEN THEM UP BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE PROPHECY QUIRK SHIT THAT COULD COPE WITH SAID INFORMATION.....

INKO WAS INSTRUCTED TO "GIVE MY JOURNALS TO THE FIGURE KNOWN AS 'EMETEL' OR 'ADONAIEL' WHOM WOULD MAKE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN TO ALL"......

SO ADONAI, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT SOME GIFTS.......

INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR THE ALDERA HYPOCRITES BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT......

--------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"YEAH, THANK YOU MORAI SISTERS FOR COLLECTING SUCH THINGS FROM THE DEPARTED WANI, WHOM ENTRUSTED INKO WITH HIS LIFETIME CONCLUSIONS OF PROPHECIES HE NEVER HAD THE ABILITY TO SEE ANYTHING HE FORESAW COME TRUE INTO HIS ACTUAL LIFETIME UNLIKE MOST PEOPLE WITH SAID POWERS"........

OKAY, THIS IS IMPORTANT GOING FORWARD BECAUSE "METHUSELAH PROPHECY QUIRKS" ARE EXTREMELY RARE AND ALSO FUCKING TRAGIC BECAUSE THE WHOLE POINT OF THAT ENTIRE SHIT WAS "IT CANNOT EVER HAPPEN, WHILE SAID METHUSELAH PROPHECY QUIRK WELDER WAS ALIVE AND HAD TO DIE FROM OLD AGE"......

WHY THIS MAN DID THE SMART THING AND JOTTED IT OUT BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY SAW "THIS TIMELINE BRANCH OFF".......

LIKE COMPLETELY.....

THE FACT THAT IT WAS A FUCKING PRIORITY FOR THIS OLD MAN TO "DONATE HIS OWN QUIRK, TO A PARTICULAR TEENAGE BOY" AND ENTRUSTED THE ONE LADY THAT ABSOLUTELY REFUSED TO "FLINCH" ON HER OWN INTERPRETATION OF THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH REGARDING "DEATH WISHES OF A PATIENT" WITH SAID QUIRK AND ESPECIALLY HIS OWN "DREAMSCAPE JOURNALS" IS JARRINGLY DESPERATE FROM THAT MAN........

THALIA GRACE ABSOLUTELY HATED HOW MUCH ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS JUST "A FUCKED UP HOGWARTS, BUT WITHOUT 'A REMUS LUPIN-LIKE TEACHER' AFTER WANI SHICHIMI DIED"......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR THE ADULT ALDERA DICKERY BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT LIKE HE WAS ABOUT TO "MENTION SOMETHING GOOD"......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"ONE BORED, EXTREMELY WEALTHY, LEGALISTICALLY TINKERING, CHAOTIC GREMLIN OF A 19 YEAR OLD MAN MANAGED TO ACTUALLY LEGALLY AND PERMANENTLY COMBINE 'ALDERA MIDDLE SCHOOL AND U.A. HIGH SCHOOL' INTO A BRAND NEW PRO HEROIC SCHOOL CALLED THIS......

"U.A. ENCHANTER SCHOOL"...…..

IT'S LEGIT GUYS, SAID GREMLIN MAN IS TECHNICALLY SPEAKING THE HEADMASTER OF THIS ENCHANTER PRO HEROIC SCHOOL BUT HE GAVE NEZU 'VICE PRINCIPAL AUTHORIZATION' TO FIRE ALL THOSE RASH IDIOTS THAT FOOLISHLY SIGNED THEIR OWN AUTHORITY AWAY AND OF COURSE WANI KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WHENEVER HE DIED DUE TO 'RANDOM CHAOS GREMLIN MAN, WHOM HAD TOO MUCH POWER AND MONEY FOR ANY 19 YEAR OLD MAN TO BE COMPLETELY IN CONTROL OVER' GUYS".......

*FERAL LAUGHING FROM THE ENTIRE PLANET FOR DAMN GOOD REASON BECAUSE "RICH CHAOS GREMLIN DUH" IN THE GROUP CHAT*.........

WHO'S THE HEADMASTER OF U.A. ENCHANTER SCHOOL NOW ADONAI???

LIKE BRO, NO ONE CAN PUNISH A MAN THAT HAD "CHAOS GREMLIN INSTINCTS AND NATURES" IN HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLSHIT FOR DOING "THE MOST CHAOTIC THING IN A GIVEN SITUATION AND AT THE MOST UNPREDICTABLE TIMES" ADONAI.......

HOW THE HELL DID THIS RANDOM MAN BAMBOOZLE THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU ADONAI SIR??????

ALSO EXTREMELY IMPORTANT HERE BUT HOW THE FUCK DID THIS MAN SOMEHOW LEGALLY REWRITE EVERYTHING IN THE JAPANESE GOVERNMENT BEYOND "MONEY" ADONAI???????

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "HEADMASTER GEKKOYASHA" BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT.......

The Group Chat clicked on, showing Natsuo Todoroki, The Son of Enji Todoroki AKA Endeavour, as a medical student in The Midoriya Medical Center of Mufufasa City, taking a "Smoke Break" but instead of regular cigarettes, said man was blowing soap bubbles from a bubble wand damnit.......

NO......

PLEASE STOP......

Painfully Awkwardly and Hilariously, A Title Card from Adonai's handwriting obviously wrote the following message in The Group Chat screen.....

"NATSUO TODOROKI AKA GEKKOYASHA: THE HEADMASTER OF U.A. ENCHANTER SCHOOL, THE DESTROYER OF THE STATUTE OF GRAND YOKI/YOKO SECRECY, THE GRAND REVEALER OF THE GLOBAL MAGE SUBCULTURE, THE GREY MAGE OF JAPAN, THE MAGE ENCHANTER VIGILANTE LEGEND, THE APEX-BREED DOG DAIHANYO MAN, MANGETSU NO DAISHOGUN, YUREI NO SASAYAKI, AND MANY OTHER TITLES"........

THIS IS FUCKING STUPID, WHY IS THIS RANDOM 19 YEAR OLD MAN SHOUTA'S BOSS DAMNIT????

WHY DID THIS MAN CHAOTICALLY "REVEAL GOVERNMENT SECRETS" REGARDING MULTIPLE CULTURES DANG IT????

ALSO EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BUT MANGETSU NO DAISHOGUN (THE GREAT WARLORD OF THE FULL MOON) AND YUREI NO SASAYAKI (THE HAUNTING WHISPER) ARE IMPORTANT GOING FORWARD DUE TO SHIT THAT WAS BLATANTLY "VIGILANTE NATSUO TODOROKI, WHOM HAD MULTIPLE TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENINGS AND A APEX QUIRK AWAKENING, A KEY THING BEING ENCHANTER QUIRK SHIT"........

Of course Headmaster Gekkoyasha was blowing his bubbles like a child as this man was thinking in a very playful way even though he didn't physically talk out loud......

"IT'S PRETTY NEAT HOW I MANAGED TO PUNK THE SYSTEM IN THE NICK OF TIME TO HELP WITH THAT WHOLE IZUKU MIDORIYA TRAUMA BACKSTORY DEET......IF A ENCHANTER SCHOOL IS GOING TO FUNCTION, IT'S GOTTA BE A BOARDING SCHOOL STRUCTURE THING SINCE IT'S DESIGNED TO HANDLE '7 YEARS OF SCHOOLING, OF PRO HEROIC CRAP, WITH A HEAVY EMPHASIS OF ENCHANTER QUIRK SHIT' AFTER ALL......FORTUNATELY DUE TO MY LEGAL AUTHORITY AND THE EXTREMELY LENGTHY EVIDENCE OF CHILD CARE NEGLECT AND ABUSE IN THE YOUNGLING WING OF SAID ENVIRONMENT WHENEVER IT WAS JUST A RANDOM YOKILESS HUMAN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I CAN CRACKDOWN ON SAID BULLSHIT IMMEDIATELY........EVEN THOUGH IT WAS JUST A RANDOM PRANK DICKERY ON MY BEHALF, I ALREADY MADE THE NECESSARY ARRANGEMENTS TO FLOOD THE YOUNGLING WING OF U.A. ENCHANTER SCHOOL WITH MORE COMPETENT TEACHERS, A STRICT GUIDELINE REGIME FOR YOUNGLING AND ELDERLING WING TEACHER CONDUCT, AND MADE THE ESSENTIAL ARCHITECTURE AND URBAN ENGINEERING ASPECTS TO ACTUALLY 'CONNECT THE TWO WINGS TOGETHER IN A COHERENT AND UNITED WAY' EVEN THOUGH I DID HAVE TO BE SUBTLE REGARDING THIS.......ODD, I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT BUT, AM I ACTUALLY A TEACHER NOW?".......

YOU'RE A DAMN GOOD HEADMASTER NATSUO TODOROKI AKA GEKKOYASHA IF YOU ALREADY DID EVERYTHING YOU WERE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO EVEN THOUGH INITIALLY YOU WERE BEING "CHAOS GREMLIN MAN"........

THE FACT THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE THE INNATE AWARENESS OF HOW "A ENCHANTER SCHOOL" WAS SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION, IN IT'S FOUNDATIONAL GROUNDWORK AND WHY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STRUCTURED THIS WAY IS TELLING TO EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY YOUR TEACHER UNDERLINGS LIKE SHOUTA HIMSELF DANG IT THAT YOU WERE EXTREMELY KEEN ON "EDUCATION STRUCTURES, FROM A RANDOM HIDDEN SUBCULTURE CALLED MAGE CULTURE THAT NOBODY KNEW ABOUT IN KNOWN YOKILESS HUMAN CULTURAL PERSPECTIVES" HEADMASTER GEKKOYASHA........

ALSO YEAH YOU ARE A TEACHER, YOU CAN'T BE A MEDICAL STUDENT AT THE SAME TIME AS A HEADMASTER OF A ENCHANTER PRO HEROIC SCHOOL SIR.......

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN JOY FOR GOOD REASON......

Of course Headmaster Todoroki sputtered in alarm due to "CALL-OUT" as Headmaster Todoroki spoke out loud in a very bumbling but polite voice towards Shouta.....

"WELL UH, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING FOR ANY ENCHANTER SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTELY 'THE SORTING CERTIFICATION' AND ESPECIALLY OF 'WAND SELECTION' IN SAID CRAP ERASERHEAD......LOOK, BEFORE MR. WANI SHICHIMI DIED, HE TOLD ME THAT HE DEFINITELY KNEW ALL OF THIS AND PROVEN HIMSELF IN HIS AUTHENTIC KNOWLEDGE OF SAID CRAP ERASERHEAD.......LOOK, 'MAGE' IS A GENERALIZED WIDESPREAD GLOBAL TERM FOR ANYONE WHOM HAD ENCHANTER QUIRK SHIT BUT IT'S GREY ENOUGH TO ACCOUNT FOR 'THE GOOD AND BAD' OF SUCH THINGS......IT'S HIGHLY ILLEGAL FOR ANY MAGE CULTURED PERSON THAT IS COMPLETELY AWARE OF SAID CULTURE TO DO ANYTHING BUT 'SHEEPSKIN OR SHEEPDOG MAGERY' AND IF YOU DO ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE 'HORCRUX SHIT' OR GOD FORBID 'SHADOW SIN BOON SHIT' TOWARDS YOURSELF OR ESPECIALLY FUCKING CHILDREN THEN YEAH, THAT'S A DEATH SENTENCE IN MAGE CULTURED SOCIETY......MAGE CULTURE IS JUST LIKE HARRY POTTER BOOK LORE BUT IN MODERNIZED AND HUMANIZED TERMINOLOGY AND 'WITCHCRAFT TERMINOLOGY' IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED IN A ETHICAL PRO HEROIC SCHOOL FOR MAGE CULTURE CHILDREN LIKE U.A. ENCHANTER SCHOOL FOR GOOD REASON.......LIKE HERE'S THE THING, LEGIT GOD DOES EXIST, MADE BOONS AND LATER QUIRKS EXIST, TAUGHT MAGE CULTURE ESPECIALLY HOW TO HANDLE THEIR SPOOKY POWERS WITHOUT UNINTENTIONALLY STOMPING ON HIS TOES, AND MADE SAID CULTURE A VERY POWERFULLY SPIRITUAL LEGITIMATE VIEWPOINT SINCE IT'S A ABRAHAMIC GOD, WHOM ALLOWED ALL TYPES OF QUIRKS EXIST AND THE OLDEST LIVING QUIRKED HUMAN CULTURAL PERSPECTIVE IS 'MAGE CULTURE' THAT STARTED IN MEXICO DUE TO 'ABSOLUTE BOON KID #1' FROM 1625 DAMNIT".....…

*STUNNED FASCINATION VIBES FROM EVERYONE FOR DAMN GOOD REASON TOWARDS HEADMASTER TODOROKI REGARDING THIS TOPIC*......

--------------------------------Enji POV-------------------------

"WHAT IS YOUR ENTIRE STORY HEADMASTER TODOROKI?".....

YEAH THAT, ACCURATE RESPONSE HERE VICE PRINCIPAL NEZU.......

THE FACT THAT YOU WERE CALLED "THE GREY MAGE OF JAPAN" IN ONE OF THOSE TITLES OF YOUR SHIT NATSUO MEANT THAT YOU WERE "KINDA DARK AT TIMES, USING HARDCORE SHIT THAT'S STILL 'LEGAL' IN MAGE CULTURAL SOCIETY BUT NOT RECOMMENDED".......

NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU WERE DESCRIBED AS "APEX-BREED DOG DAIHANYO MAN" AND HAD A GENUINE CONNECTION TO "YOKI/YOKO CULTURAL PERSPECTIVES AND CULTURAL HERITAGES" MEANT THAT YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE AS A HUMAN SOUL IS LITERALLY JUST "OVERPOWERED AS SHIT" NATSUO.....

ALRIGHT, LET THE GROUP CHAT SHUT DOWN FOR A WEEK, GET THE ACTUAL U.A. ENCHANTER SCHOOL YOUNGLING WING CRAP ADDRESSED, AND LET PEOPLE LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SEMANTICS ALL THIS CRAP FROM MAGE CULTURE AND THE TWO SISTER CULTURES OF YOKI AND YOKO CULTURES........

ENJI TODOROKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN ABSOLUTE SOLIDARITY WITH HIS LOGIC HERE.......

Enji Todoroki AKA Endeavour got ready to figure out what to do next.......

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12PM.......

ON AUGUST 15TH.....

Izuku Midoriya AKA Myaku/Sfygmos was blasted with so much fun and extremely cool shit over the past week now, whenever Headmaster Gekkoyasha revealed his stuff, the awesome semantics of Mage Quirk Shit in it's full potential, and way more AUTHENTICALLY HUMAN EXPERIENCES of multiple cultures and backgrounds that nobody in Unaware Yokiless Human Cultures before this shit got shown up could ever imagine........

Thankfully due to the entire fact that Headmaster Gekkoyasha knew exactly how to convert two former Yokiless Human Schools into a very powerful and efficient Enchanter School within days in terms of sheer development and integrity, all those Youngling Wing Kiddos, or "The Aldera Middle School Brats" were just happier, goofier, and low-key metamorphosed into horny zooted brats due to "YOUNGLING SHENANIGAN DUH"........

Of course, due to a bunch of random 11-14 year old kiddo Younglings running amok around the old U.A. High School Property now, said horny zooted children kept trying to bamboozle "The Elderling Kids" or ya know 15-17 year old people to try to "BARK AT TREES THEIR OWN QUIRK'S STUFF SAW AS 'TOO OLD' IN THEIR EXECUTION" but thankfully, Headmaster Gekkoyasha knew exactly how to handle said crap from such rambunctious brats.......

Izuku was eating some Katsudon politely, watching a very goofy 11 year old boy trying to prank Aizawa Sensei (Big No-No) in the background with his new wand to make Aizawa Sensei grow a tail from his ass, but said child got immediately bamboozled by Midnight Sensei, who put that kid asleep.......

The most beautiful thing of this entire picture was the fact that Kacchan, the slightly annoyed and stern grump, was surrounded by a bunch of random Youngling Brats and Kacchan being so patient with said brats in the background........

-----------------------------------Tenya POV-------------------------

Tenya Iida was extremely scandalized for good reason........

Tenya was laying in his brand new dorm room bed, in The Elderling Wing Dormitory System Called Heights Alliance, blushing deeply whenever he gotten a very understandable warning note from Adonai about "THE MISCUE" that Tenya did, a note that read as follows......

"EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T REVEAL THIS LITTLE MISCUE OF YOU REGARDING A LITTLE YOUNGLING GIRL YET TENYA, YOU OPENED THE SPIRITUAL DOOR TOWARDS THESE 12-14 YEAR OLD YOUNGLING GIRLS THAT TOLD THEM THAT YOU WERE SUSCEPTIBLE TO 'LANKY FUN' YOU KNOW.......BE MORE OBSERVANT TENYA".......

YIKES, QUIRKS, ESPECIALLY IN A IIDA FAMILY SHITSTORM MEMBER BIOLOGICALLY LIKE TENYA DIDN'T LIKE IT WHENEVER "A ELDERLING KID DID LANKY YOUNGLING HORMONES".......

IT FELT PRETTY NICE THOUGH, EXTREMELY HEATED AND LOVELY, THAT WAS UNTIL THE YOUNGLING GIRL'S DISGUISE OF BEING YAOYOROZU-CHAN IMMEDIATELY BOMBED DUE TO "TECHNICALLY SPEAKING NON-HUMAN TRANSFORMATION, HAVING GENETIC GLITCH ANIMAL SIRING PHENOMENA THAT MADE A GENUINE QUIRKED WOLF" BEING REVEALED TO TENYA 3 DAYS AGO........

Tenya Iida felt a very powerful and horny "Tingle" like he was kinda getting extremely frisky but he investigated his scrotum and testicles and only saw a random honeybee in his underwear.......

Of course Tenya shooed this bee away, which flew away but somehow, it felt like Tenya got something "SATED"........

OH NO.......

*IMPISH GIGGLING FROM A GOOFY YOUNGLING GIRL IN TENYA'S BRAIN*........

YOUNGLING GIRLS, WHILE IT WAS UNDERSTANDABLE WHY YOU WOULD TRY TO HAVE "IIDA SEMPAI" BE FRISKY FUN AROUND YOU, THIS BEHAVIOR MUST COME TO A STOP BECAUSE YOU MIGHT UNINTENTIONALLY HURT YOUR OWN QUIRK'S INSTINCTIVE STUFF REGARDING LOVE IF YOU'RE NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE "QUIRKED HUMAN ELDERLING BOY FUN".......

*POLITE AND GENTLE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT WITH TENYA FROM ADONAI THAT ONLY THESE U.A. ENCHANTER SCHOOL YOUNGLING GIRLS RECEIVED*.......

Tenya Iida felt something like a bunch of extremely horny zooted Youngling Girls staring at his stuff and of course, immediately, Tenya covered his body as he heard some goofy Telepath Giggles from Several Youngling Girls but thankfully Adonai shooed these girls away while scolding them gently........

Tenya Iida decided to sleep for a bit......

-------------5 Hours Later----------------------

5PM.......

Tenya Iida woke up abruptly due to "HORNY OVERSHADOWING" that was creeping towards him and as a Quirked Human Being, automatically woke up to prevent something dubious from occuring.......

After that weird panic faded away, Tenya felt that Horny Zooted Youngling Girl's presence zip away quickly whenever Adonai popped into frame to Telepathically Chat with Tenya.......

"GOOD HEAVENS ME, YOU REALLY DO HAVE A ISSUE REGARDING YOUNGLING TEENAGE GIRLS TRYING SO HARD TO GET YOU TO BE 'A FRANK LOVER' TENYA......HMM PERHAPS I SHOULD REVEAL A TINY INKLING OF THIS AWKWARD SITUATION THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO REBUKE IN SAID CLUMSY CHILDREN BUT HAVING THAT 'GEEKY BASHFULNESS' THAT KEPT DRAWING THESE YOUNGLING TEENAGE GIRLS TOWARDS YOUR LOINS........JUST REST SOME MORE TENYA WHILE I FIGURE THIS OUT"........

Tenya went back to sleep.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

--------2 Hours Later----------------------

7PM........

Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead was just extremely annoyed by the grumpy huffiness of Adonai that explained the random Dumbassery that Tenya Iida "OPENED THE SPIRITUAL DOOR TO" even though Adonai clarified that Tenya Iida wouldn't have been "A LANKY LOVER" towards a 12 year old girl if he knew that information prior but now Tenya Iida was dealing with "LANKY STUD STATUS" a highly annoying and embarrassing Quirk Instinctive Stuff that making shit worse even though Tenya Iida was ya know TRYING TO SHOO HORNY ZOOTED YOUNGLING TEENAGE SHENANIGANS away as he should.........

Thankfully, Adonai only revealed this issue to The Iida Family Shitstorm, Headmaster Natsuo Todoroki, and Shouta personally.......

-----------------------------------Tenya POV-------------------------

Tenya Iida woke up yet again, feeling extremely horny zooted due to the constant "ATTENTION" even though he knew that said attention was from Youngling Girls and had to resist said zooted vibe........

Pleasurably, Tenya felt something really soft and warm in his underwear pop up after 10 minutes of being alone and he just ALLOWED THE GOOFS to occur.........

*HAPPY AND EXCITED GIGGLING FROM MULTIPLE YOUNGLING TEENAGE GIRLS IN TENYA'S BRAINS WITH THEIR PRIVATE TELEPATH POWERS TOWARDS TENYA'S SOUL IN PARTICULAR*........

Tenya felt this little lover, in the form of a bunny, hop out of his underwear and warp away from his room with portal crap.......

Yet again, more random Youngling Girl Horny Zooted Stuff immediately started to "SCRATCH THE HORNY FLEAS" in Tenya's brains like crack.......

Tenya Iida just let such goofs happen even though he felt his body Quirk Factor Organ in his belly radiating that vibe of "ANNOYING CRADLE LOVER" towards him for good reasons........

Thankfully Adonai shooed these Youngling Girls in their Telepath Powers or genuine presence in Tenya's underwear away quickly and far more sternly.......

THANK YOU SIR, TENYA MUST BE SOME KIND OF DOORMAT REGARDING THIS TOPIC.......

Adonai chuckled in Awkwardness before telling Tenya with similar Telepath Powers......

"WELL YES BUT IT WAS MORE LIKE THIS IN THE PERCEPTION OF TRUE DIVINITY HERE......

"STRONG AND MATURE TEEN BOY, ONLY ALLOWING SUCH FORNICATIONS FROM YOUNGER TEENAGED GIRLS, TO PROTECT THEM FROM DEALING WITH A REAL DANGER TOWARDS THEIR INNOCENCE......A MATURED TEEN BOY, WHOM NEVER COMPREHENDED HIS OWN PEERS POSITIVE ATTENTIONS, SEEING YOUNGER CHILDREN'S TACTLESS AND BLUNT TACTICS TOWARDS HIM REGARDING SAID TOPIC"......

SOMETHING THAT YOUR FAMILY ALSO UNDERSTOOD TENYA"........

Tenya asked Adonai calmly.......

"UH SIR, YOU MENTIONED 'A FRANK LOVER' IN REGARDS TO WHATEVER IS HAPPENING HERE EARLIER SO, WHAT DID THAT MEAN SPECIFICALLY?"......

Adonai chuckled in amusement before saying......

"FRANK ZHANG, WHOM WAS 16 YEARS OLD WHENEVER HE MET HAZEL LEVESQUE, WHOM WAS 13 YEARS OLD IN EVERYTHING BUT CHRONOLOGICALLY AT THE TIME.......FRANK WAS BIG AND STRONG, HOWEVER EXTREMELY GENTLE AND GOOFY IN LOVE.....FRANK WAS A OMMI ANIMAL TRANSFORMATION QUIRK WELDER KID, THE ONLY QUIRK BEYOND APHRODISIAC QUIRK STUFF THAT CAN HANDLE 'LANKY YOUNGLING FUN' IN A SAFE AND SOOTHING WAY FOR THE YOUNGLING KIDDO UNINTENTIONALLY MISUNDERSTANDING 'BE FERTILE INSTINCTS AND NATURES' WITHIN THEIR STUFF AND SCRATCHING AT SLIGHTLY OLDER TEENAGED TREES.....EVEN THOUGH YOU ONLY HAVE A SPEEDSTER QUIRK AT THE MOMENT, THOSE GOOFY AND MISCHIEVOUS TEENAGE YOUNGLING GIRLS KEPT SEEING 'LONELY AND SULKY WOLF BOI, MUST PROTECT' IN YOUR HEART WHICH IS MORE ACCURATE THAN YOU IMAGINE BUT SAID GIRLS DON'T REALIZE IT'S SYMBOLIC RIGHT NOW.......IT'S WHY SUCH YOUNGLING GIRLS KEPT USING THEIR NON-HUMAN TRANSFORMATIONS TO PROMPT YOU TO SIRE QUIRKED ANIMALS.......WELL I-".......

Adonai had gotten annoyed and stern, as he stopped speaking towards Tenya and then immediately turned his full attention towards "MISCHIEVOUS YOUNGLING GIRL" While saying.......

"YOUNG DAUGHTER OF EVE, WHOM WAS PLOTTING TO OVERSHADOW A GROGGY AND GENTLE ELDERLING BOY IN FIGURINE, WHY ARE YOU APPROACHING WITH LUST SIN IN YOUR HEART?"......

*SOFT AND MISCHIEVOUS GIGGLING FROM A GIRL UNDERNEATH TENYA'S BED*......

Tenya Iida groaned, looked underneath his bed, grabbed the transformed child in her Fox Yokai Shape but something for Fox Yokai Quirk Welders, said people had multiple tails in such a form and in this case, this girl had four tails, and placed this almond brown furred Fox Yokai with yellow eyes on his chest while covering his lower body to prevent scandal........

Of course this random Youngling Girl transformed into her True Form, a African Japanese Girl (extremely rare in Japan actually) with brown hair and eyes of gold that was wearing casual clothing but Tenya turned his head away from the fact that this Teenage Youngling Girl was wearing shorts far too short for her age dang it.......

*ANNOYED AND GRUMPY SCOLDING AURA FROM THE ENTIRE PLANET TOWARDS THIS RANDOM TEENAGE GIRL BECAUSE "DUH" IN THE GROUP CHAT*.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"OKAY THAT'S ANNOYING, THIS IS NOT A OFFICIAL STUDENT IN THIS SCHOOL AND OF COURSE THIS RANDOM YOUNGLING GIRL WOULD POP INTO FRAME TO 'INTERACT WITH TENYA IIDA' BECAUSE OF COURSE THIS WOULD HAPPEN"........

YEAH HEADMASTER TODOROKI, AT LEAST TENYA IIDA IS DEALING WITH THIS TYPE OF "ATTENTION" TOWARDS HIM AS APPROPRIATELY AS POSSIBLE......

THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING CONSTANTLY FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND ADONAI TOLD THE APPROPRIATE PEOPLE PRIVATELY WHENEVER HE REALIZED THAT TENYA IIDA WAS LOW-KEY BEING "DOORMAT" DUE TO THE ENTIRE LOGIC OF THIS GUYS......

"OKAY CLEARLY THESE RANDOM YOUNGLING GIRLS ARE GOING TO KEEP BOTHERING RANDOM ELDERLING BOYS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE THE BEST 'MORAL STANDARDS' SO I WILL BEGRUDGINGLY ALLOW THIS CRAP FROM SAID CHILDREN TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THEMSELVES FOR A BIT"........

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A ELDERLING KID WITH APHRODISIAC QUIRK WELDER INSTINCTIVE STUFF WOULD ACTUALLY DO IN SUCH A CASE REGARDING "LANKY YOUNGLING HORMONES, TOWARDS THEM"......

TENYA IIDA DIDN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF POWER THOUGH BUT DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SAID SHIT FROM HIS YOUNGLING GIRL ADMIRERS SO HE KEPT BOMBING IT IN SAID INTERACTION.........

WHO IS THIS RANDOM CHILD, WHO CLEARLY HEARD FROM HER U.A. ENCHANTER SCHOOL YOUNGLING FRIENDS THAT "TENYA IIDA IS CUTE AND WILL BE OPEN TO FUNNY GOOFS WITH YOU" AND DECIDED TO RANDOMLY AIRDROP HERSELF INTO THIS SCHOOL TO "BE NAUGHTY" LIKE THAT?????

LISTEN HERE CHILDREN, TENYA IIDA IS ONLY BEING A DOORMAT REGARDING YOUR PRESENCES BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY ALLOWING HIMSELF TO BE A GLORIFIED "QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS PILLOW", WHY HE WAS DOING "LIMP FISH" IN THAT LANKY LOVER FLING........

*THANKFULLY NERVOUS OOHING FROM A FUCKTON OF RANDOM YOUNGLING GIRLS IN THE GROUP CHAT DUE TO "DUH" IN RESPONSE HERE*........

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE NODDING IN AGREEMENT.......

-------------------------------------Tensei POV------------------------

"OH NO, NOT OUR INTENTION, ALSO WE DEFINITELY DON'T KNOW WHO THAT FOX YOKAI QUIRK WELDER GIRL IS"......

THANK YOU RANDOM YOUNGLING GIRL CHILDREN FOR CONNECTING THE DOTS TO THE ENTIRE SITUATION........

BEFORE TENYA AND ADONAI DISCOVERED "RANDOM FOX CHILD", ADONAI WAS DIRECTLY TALKING ABOUT "THE FRANK ZHANG/HAZEL LEVESQUE DYNAMIC" AND HOW THAT SHIT WAS ACTUALLY HEALTHY DUE TO FRANK ZHANG HAVING "A OMMI ANIMAL TRANSFORMATION QUIRK" THAT HAD THE ABILITY TO HANDLE "YOUNGLING ATTENTION" SINCE IT WAS THE EQUIVALENT OF "GIRL SEEING CUTE ANIMAL BOI AND WANTING TO SMUSH HIM".......

ALSO EXTREMELY IMPORTANT HERE BUT WHAT THE HECK DID YOU MEAN WHENEVER YOU SAID THIS ADONAI?????

"EVEN THOUGH YOU ONLY HAVE A SPEEDSTER QUIRK AT THE MOMENT, THOSE GOOFY AND MISCHIEVOUS TEENAGE YOUNGLING GIRLS KEPT SEEING 'LONELY AND SULKY WOLF BOI, MUST PROTECT' IN YOUR HEART WHICH IS MORE ACCURATE THAN YOU IMAGINE BUT SAID GIRLS DON'T REALIZE IT'S SYMBOLIC RIGHT NOW"......

NO OFFENSE ADONAI BUT UH "WOLF CHILDREN" IN THEIR INSTINCTIVE BULLSHIT IS SO "KATSUKI BAKUGOU-LIKE" IN BEHAVIOR AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE A CISGENDER BOY DANG IT........

TENYA IS ACTUALLY UNINTENTIONALLY DOING QUIRKSIDE TRAUMA TO HIMSELF IN HIS BEHAVIOR REGARDING HIS "MOWGLI CHILD INSTINCTS AND NATURES" BECAUSE HE'S A MAJOR STICK IN THE MUD REGARDING "RULES"........

IS THAT WHAT YOU YOUNGLING GIRLS ARE TRYING TO HELP WITH GENUINELY????????

"GOTTA HELP THE RANDOM WILD BOI OUT BY MAKING HIM BATSHIT IN HORNY STUFF THAT'LL SIRE QUIRKED ANIMALS SO HE'LL STOP UNINTENTIONALLY HURTING HIMSELF OR WORSE ACTUALLY FALL INTO QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHIT".......

IF SO THANK YOU BUT YOU ARE CLUNKY IN EXECUTION REGARDING THIS TOPIC CHILDREN.......

TENSEI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR TENYA BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN AMUSEMENT.........

------------------------------------Nemuri POV-------------------------

"BASICALLY YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY FRIENDS AND I WERE DOING BUT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIGURE OUT WHO THAT RANDOM FOX YOKAI QUIRK WELDER GIRL IS BECAUSE SHE WAS KINDA WEIRD BUT UH IN A BENEFICIAL WAY".........

THANK YOU YOUNGLING GIRL, FOR YOUR ENTIRE CLARIFICATION........

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BE SLIGHTLY CONCERNED ABOUT "QUIRKSIDE ISSUES, IN A TEENAGE ELDERLING BOY" IF YOU KNOW THAT IZUKU MIDORIYA'S ENTIRE "QUIRK MADDENED DEAL" RIGHT NOW WAS TRYING TO RESOLVE THAT ISSUE WITH HIS POWERS..........

YOU CHILDREN ARE CLUNKY IN EXECUTION SINCE NONE OF YOU HAVE APHRODISIAC QUIRK INSTINCTIVE STUFF IN YOUR CRAP THAT CAN ACTUALLY "MAKE THE FRISKY FUN, SATE THE PROBLEM INSTINCTIVE STUFF AT THE SAME TIME AS THE HORNY FUN"...

ALSO THANK YOU FOR LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT "THAT RANDOM FOX YOKAI QUIRK WELDER GIRL" WAS LITERALLY JUST "BEING NAUGHTY GIRL, WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO CONNECTION TO THIS PARTICULAR GROUP OF TEENAGE GIRLS"......

NEMURI KAYAMA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN AMUSEMENT...

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"SHOO GENTLE FOX CHILD!"......

Thankfully after that "Stern Triplet Grandmother Scolding", Thalia Grace watched as this random girl, who painfully reminded Thalia of Hazel Levesque in appearance, bleeped in alarm, turned into a 4 tailed Fox Yokai Shape, and scampered into a portal to disappear completely........

The Group Chat clicked off completely thankfully after that goofy thingy got solved......

------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"I ADORE HOW THAT LITTLE YOUNGLING GIRL GOT HER STUFF REFORMED AFTER SO LONG, I CAN'T MENTION THIS IN FULL DETAIL BUT UH YEAH, WHENEVER YOU SEE 'A MULTI-TAILED FOX YOKAI SHAPE' RUNNING AROUND, THAT'S A FULL-BLOODED KITSUNE DAIYOKAI OR A RANDOM KITSUNE DAIHANYO, IN THEIR YOKI BEAST FORMS IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING GUYS"........

THANK YOU FOR LETTING PEOPLE KNOW THAT IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING THAT MYSTERY CHILD HEADMASTER NATSUO TODOROKI........

QUESTION FOR YOU, WHO IS YOUR DOG DAIYOKAI PARENT, BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T BE CALLED "APEX-BREED DOG DAIHANYO MAN" IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF STUFF.........

DR. INKO MIDORIYA WHILE DITCHING ALL SUBTLETIES, PROJECTED HER OWN THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE......

------------------------------------Rei POV-------------------------

"MOM, IT'S UH MY MOM, REI FUKUSHU......I DISCOVERED THAT A LONG TIME AGO".......

OH HOW LOVELY.......

ALSO EXTREMELY IMPORTANT HERE BUT DO THANK IZUKU MIDORIYA FOR RANDOMLY PITCHING IN TO HELP REI FUKUSHU GET A MENTAL STABILITY QUIRK AWAKENING WITHIN HER LIFE THAT MADE HER PRE-QUIRK MADDENED HUMAN MINDSET LEGALLY SANE........

IZUKU MIDORIYA DID THIS WHOLESOMENESS FOR REI LAST NIGHT......

TO DEMONSTRATE, REI FUKUSHU PROJECTED HER THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE FOR GOOD REASON......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"YOU KNOW, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ALLOW ME TO BE A TEACHER IN U.A. ENCHANTER SCHOOL, MORE SPECIFICALLY, IN REGARDS TO 'SPECIAL SUPPORT NEEDS' BECAUSE MY INSIGHT CAN HELP WITH SUCH THINGS"......

WELL THAT'S LOVELY MS. FUKUSHU.......

Abruptly, The Group Chat clicked on, showing a very terrifying image of a Human Man in shadows, with glowing golden eyes, holding a scythe of death, Looming over a random teenage Latino boy wearing tacky Beach Tourist Clothing but barefooted and with curly black hair and brown eyes......

This man was about to FUCKING MURDER A CHILD ON LIVE TELEVISION VIA. THE GROUP CHAT but said Teenage Boy spoke sternly and playfully with a heavy accent in his Japanese with some Spanish Words mixed in, all while this teen boy wasn't looking at this man trying to murder him and eating some "Food" or more accurately, garbage......

"OI AMIGO, BEFORE YOU TRY TO STRIKE ME WITH YOUR LEGEND WEAPON, CHECK MY CHRONOLOGICAL AGE IN MY BOON, SCAN MY MEMORIES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT"......

The Shadowy Man with his Scythe, chuckled in amusement before his eyes glowed neon red, laughing briefly but then his cocky laugh faltered and then immediately started to become a very nervous chuckle and then into full blown terrified gasping as this man spoke with a Voice Modified distortion towards this kid.......

"DECEMBER 9TH, 1625????? THAT CAN'T BE TRUE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?????? SOME KIND OF ANCIENT OCEAN DEMON?"........

The Ancient Kid (Probably somehow juking this man's scanner shit but definitely at least A Dawn of Quirks Era Kid), turned around, had his left eye glow a neon green-blue, and told this mysterious man......

"YOU ARE A BISNIETO COMPARED TO ME, IN FACT EVERYONE ON EARTH IS EXCEPT FOR JEHOVAH AND HIS ANGELS......YOUR BOON IS INTERESTING, A LIVING SOUL ALTERING BOON.....YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME KENT WHITEWATER OR AS YOU CALL YOURSELF, KRONOS/SATURN, A PAGAN GOD"......

This Teenage Boy immediately blasted this man, this Kent Whitewater Dipshit and himself into a solid black "Dimension" of sorts that looked like that fucking "UNDERTALE GAME" as this man was trying to escape from this Living Nightmare because he definitely fucked with THE WRONG KID but couldn't escape it.....

Of course the entire planet watched as this Teenage Boy with his singular glowing neon green-blue eye was casually smoking this man's entire existence by slamming his "Heart" in the walls of this strange dimension of sorts and using random constructs of Rapier Swords of blue light trying desperately to Kill this man in a very identical way to fucking "Sans, The Character" as of course "Megalovania, The Song" was playing in the background but it was remixed into a Mexican Mariachi type song that Adonai titled "Sammy Valdez's Battle Theme/Archaic Megalovania Song".....

After Sammy Valdez smacked this man around a bit, Adonai chuckled in amusement before saying to Sammy Valdez......

"ALRIGHT SAMMY, LET THIS GRUMPY AND TERRIFIED SUPERVILLAIN GO, IT'S NOT HIS TIME TO BE DEFEATED YET EVEN THOUGH YOU CLEARLY DEMONSTRATED YOUR CRAP IN YOUR COOLDOWN QUIRK NOWADAYS".....

The Strange Battle Dimension disappeared and of course this man fled in terror......

The Archaic Megalovania Song faded away quickly as a very informative Title Card from Adonai's handwriting appeared that said as follows.......

"SAMUEL 'SAMMY' VALDEZ: EL CHUPACABRA, ALONG WITH SO MANY OTHER TITLES BUT EL CHUPACABRA BEING HIS MOST PROUD ONE"......

THIS IS SO TRASHED, GET THIS RANDOM TEENAGE BOY INTO U.A. ENCHANTER SCHOOL BEFORE HE STUMBLED INTO MORE DICKERY FROM VILLAINOUS DICKWIPES WANTING TO MUG OR MURDER A HOMELESS CHILD.......

Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead saw The Group Chat click off completely......

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10PM......

ON AUGUST 15TH.....

Izuku Midoriya AKA Myaku/Sfygmos was confused as fuck by Sammy Valdez, The New Kid in his class for good reason.......

Izuku was bamboozled by this random "Timeline Scan Glitch" that kept happening to Sammy-Kun in terms of his CHRONOLOGICAL AGE that kept glitching into "DECEMBER 9TH, 1625", which was pretty wack as definitely not legit because Sammy-Kun had a goddamn "Battlefield Dimension" and his entire "Battle Theme Song" literally just be "UNDERTALE SHIT, BUT REMIXED TO CLASSIC MEXICAN MUSIC AND VIBES" which made sense for a Dawn of Quirks Era Kid to have dang it........

Of course, Sammy-Kun kept baffling everybody by pulling out the most obscure as fuck "American History References" like he LIVED THROUGH IT in his phrasing but he was clearly SANE AS SHIT, and definitely knew this random assed "TIMELINE SCAN GLITCH", so he was trying to blast everyone with his "AGE" but he couldn't keep a straight face due to "MALADJUSTED TRICKSTER KID DUH"........

Naturally Aizawa Sensei asked Sammy-Kun calmly.......

"SAMMY VALDEZ, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BIZARRE AS HELL AND PROBABLY INHUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK MANNERISM OF THAT TIMELINE SCAN GLITCH?"......

Sammy Valdez made his hand gesture like a mocking and low-key rude "MOUTH YAPPING" before saying to Aizawa Sensei in a playful way......

"LITTLE AMIGO, BEFORE I EXPLAIN THAT, I WANT TO WATCH THAT MOVING PICTURE SHOW THAT ACTUALLY MOVES, BUT IT'S DRAWINGS, FASCINATING TECHNOLOGY!"....

Izuku Midoriya turned on a random Dawn of Quirks Era Movie, called "How To Train Your Dragon".......

Like a child, Sammy-Kun kept gawking at simple shit, like he really was a time-hopping kid that never saw a movie before, but of course, Sammy-Kun kept "BREAKING CHARACTER" by laughing too much........

Thalia-Chan, who was goofy as hell, rubbed her hands vigorously through her hair, building up a fuckton of static electrical energy with her Quirk dang it, and itching towards Sammy-Kun from behind.....

With a single poke, Sammy-Kun gasped and whined in alarm due to being zapped by Thalia-Chan, who was laughing in glee......

-------------------------------------Sammy POV-------------------------

Sammy Valdez glared at Thalia, who was snickering in mischief before she told Sammy in a slightly somber manner....

"BE CAREFUL WITH 'TIMELINE QUIRK GLITCHES' IN A TIMELINE YOU NEVER ENCOUNTERED OR LIVED THROUGH SAMMY.....IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU BREAK YOUR MIND DANG IT".....

Sammy chuckled before saying in a soft and truly gentle way towards everyone......

"YOU KNOW AMIGOS, OUR WORLD IS FAR MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU IMAGINE SINCE JEHOVAH HIMSELF IS MERCIFUL AND CREATIVE"......

Sammy gently showed a image with his Watery Boon Stuff, showing "A Nymph" and "A Satyr" before saying to these kids......

"ALL NATURE SPIRITS, NYMPHS AND SATYRS, ARE CALLED 'THE DAWNITE FOLK'....…THEY ARE THE CHILDREN OR DESCENDENTS OF ONE GIRL IN PARTICULAR, A GIRL NAMED DAWN MAVERICK.......INCREDIBLY POWERFUL, A NATURE SPIRIT IS UNABLE TO ACTUALLY ENDURE THOSE TRAGIC MENTAL HEALTH THINGS THAT CONFOUNDED THE GENDER DUE TO THEIR OWN SOUL'S NATURE".......

Thalia asked Sammy in a curious way........

"SO SAMMY, WHO WAS YOUR DAD????? BECAUSE 'VALDEZ' IS KINDA A IMPORTANT SURNAME OR DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?"...

Sammy chuckled in amusement before saying in a playful way.......

"MY PARENTS, LADY HERMOSA VALDEZ AND MISTER HERRADOR VALDEZ WERE OLD, CHILDLESS, AND COMPLETELY ALONE AS A DUO OF 90 YEAR OLDS, BUT THEY WED 75 YEARS LONG, MARRIED AT 15......ANYWAY, MY PARENTS WERE THE ENVY OF ALL THE VILLAGE, SINCE EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD NO CHILDREN, THEY WERE STELLAR IN CHARACTER AND DUTY.......ONE DAY, A STRANGE VISITOR APPEARED IN THE VILLAGE, ASKING FOR 'THE FARRIER' AND OF COURSE, MY VIEJO PADRE, MY ELDERLY FATHER ASKED FOR THIS VISITOR'S HORSE, SINCE THAT'S WHAT A FARRIER DOES, TO FASHION HORSESHOES AFTER ALL.......THE VISITOR THEN DEMONSTRATED HIS ANGELIC POWER BY MAKING A BEAUTIFUL RAINSTORM AFTER HE ASKED JEHOVAH TO PROVE 'MY AUTHORITY, THAT CAME FROM YOU' IN HIS OWN WORDS BACK THEN......AFTER THE DISPLAY OF JEHOVAH'S MERCY AND STRENGTH TO HERALD HIS ANGEL, MY MADRE, MY MOTHER GENTLY ASKED THE ANGEL WHY HE HAS COME.....THE ANGELIC VISITOR SPOKEN THESE WORDS.......

"REJOICE, FOR YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND'S PIOUSNESS TOWARDS RIGHTEOUSNESS AND TRUTHFULNESS OF JEHOVAH HIMSELF HAS GREATLY PLEASED HIM......BEFORE THE END OF THIS YEAR, YOU SHALL GIVE BIRTH TO A SON, WHOM GOD HAS ALREADY NAMED SAMUEL.....YOU MUST DO THE RITUAL OF CIRCUMCISION FOR SAMUEL ON HIS 8TH DAY OF LIFE AND DO NOT DESPAIR, FOR GOD HAS SHOWN YOU GREAT MERCY BY REVITALIZING YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND'S LIFEFORCE TO KEEP YOUR TONGUES CLEAR AND YOUR MINDS SHARPENED EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T SEE PAST YOUR 125TH YEARS OF LIFE BUT REJOICE, FOR YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND HAVE FOUND FAVOR WITH GOD.......YOUR SON, SAMUEL, HE IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST OF ALL THE BLESSED PEOPLE WHOM GOD WILL GRANT A BOON TO.......YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND WILL NOT BEHOLD THAT DAY SINCE YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND MUST RETURN TO DUST AS ALL MORTAL MEN DO.....WHAT SAMUEL WILL LEARN FROM YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND WILL SHAPE THE VERY BLESSING OF GOD'S BOON TOWARDS YOUR SON, WHOM WILL BE 34, ALMOST 35 YEARS OLD WHENEVER HE HAD TO ENDURE SEEING YOU BOTH IN THE TOMB OF THE EARTH AS ALL MORTAL MEN MUST ENDURE REGARDING MORTAL PARENTS......HERMOSA AND HERRADOR VALDEZ, YOU SHARE THE SAME HONORS OF ELISABETH AND ZECHARIAH, THE TWO WHOM BIRTHED AND SIRED JOHN THE BAPTIST"......

EVERYONE IN THE TOWN WATCHED AS THIS ANGEL VISITOR ASCENDED INTO THE HEAVENS RIGHT BEFORE ALL THEIR EYES......OF COURSE, AS THE ANGEL PREDICTED, MY ELDERLY MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO ME ON DECEMBER 9TH, SO LONG AGO.......THE VILLAGE WHERE I GREW UP, WAS POOR, CONSTANTLY CHOKED WITH DROUGHT, AND CUT OFF FROM MOST HUMANITY SO ALL THEY HAD WAS GOD OUT THERE.....I GREW UP AND OF COURSE, TRAGEDY AS THE ANGEL ALSO PREDICTED, MY DAD AND MOM DEPARTED FROM THE EARTH IN THE SAME NIGHT, HOLDING HANDS WHENEVER I FOUND THEM YA KNOW.......I WAS ARROGANT AT THIS POINT, BECAUSE I WAS BORN 'A LITERAL MIRACLE, TO TWO BARREN AND ELDERLY OLD PEOPLE' AND I ACTED LIKE A FOOLISH SON.......I WAS 35, A YEAR AFTER MY PARENTS DIED, STILL HURT AND GRIEVING, GETTING INCREASINGLY MORE 'RUDELY UNCOUTH' IN THE PHRASING OF THE VILLAGE ELDERS BACK THEN SO I, WHOM DIDN'T WANT TO BE MARRIED OR HAVE SEX BUT DIDN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT 'FLAUNTING MYSELF' IN THE DESERT OR OTHER PLACES WHICH ADULT FIGURES BARRED ENTRY TOWARDS THE INNOCENT CHILDREN, GOT 'HUMBLED' AS IT WERE......IT WAS EMBARRASSING IN THAT WAY THAT WAS 'EMBARRASSED FOOL, ASHAMED OF BEING TRICKED' BUT MY FIRST WIFE, SWEET TERNURA, SOOTHED MY SOUL FOR MANY YEARS AND BORE TO ME MANY CHILDREN, WHICH MADE ME GROW UP AND MATURE.......TIME PASSED AND NOW I WAS 75 YEARS OLD, GRUMPY DUE TO BEING OLD, HUFFY, AND NOW ALONE WITHOUT MY SWEET TERNURA TO SOOTHE MY HEART.......I WAS PRAYING FOR RAIN ONE DAY AS A SPANISH PREACHER IN MY VILLAGE, WHICH WAS HAVING THE WORST DROUGHT IN A VERY LONG TIME BACK THEN, WHENEVER MY OWN SONS, FAR MORE GREEDY, HEARTLESS, AND RUDE THEN EVEN I USED TO BE BEFORE I MET THEIR MOTHER, HAGGLED ME FOR CASH AND I FUCKING LOST MY TEMPER......I DIED, FROM A HEART ATTACK FROM THE RAGE THING......NOW I'M IN HEAVEN, AWKWARD AS HELL, STANDING AT THE BASE OF GOD'S HOLY THRONE WITH GOD HIMSELF SITTING UPON IT.......SO I WAS CONFUSED, BECAUSE I KNEW ABOUT THE SEMANTICS OF MY OWN EXISTENCE AND HOW THE ANGEL'S STUFF HAD TO COME TRUE BUT, I DIDN'T FEEL 'BLESSED' SO JEHOVAH HIMSELF COMFORTED ME LIKE A TENDER FATHER BY HUGGING ME AND MY SOUL CHANGED INTO THAT OF A SPRY AND GOOFY TEENAGE BOYHOOD, 16 YEARS OLD TO BE PRECISE IN EVERYTHING BUT CHRONOLOGICALLY......THE NEXT MOMENT, I WAS BACK ON EARTH, BUT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA, A TEENAGE BOY ONCE MORE, AND WITH MY THREE GIFTS, A CHARACTER ITEM CALLED THE ANCHOR BEADS, A MYTHIC ARTIFACT CALLED THE TEMPEST STAFF, AND FINALLY MY LEGEND WEAPON, A RAPIER SWORD BY THE HEBREW NAME OF LETAHER OR CLEANSE FOR THE UNAWARE.......I WAS BOUND IN THE SEAS, FOR 16 YEARS TO BE PRECISE BUT BY THE TIME I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO STEP FOOT ON SOLID GROUND WITH JEHOVAH'S PERMISSION OF COURSE, I HAD A GOOD HANDLE ON MY SEA DESTROYER BOON OR UGH, AS ADONAI AMONG SO MANY OTHER TITLES AND NAMES, CALLED IT NOWADAYS FOR SOME REASON I GUESS 'NEWFANGLED FADS', THE COOLDOWN QUIRK.......IT WAS THEN I GOT HUNGRY AND AFTER WANDERING AROUND FOR THREE DAYS I PEERED AT THE GOATS OF THE FIELD AND THE REST IS HISTORY, A VERY LONG AND STORIED HISTORY I LIVED"........

*HAPPY AND GOOFY GIGGLING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT THINGY WITH TELEPATH BOONS FOR GOOD REASON*.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"SAMMY ORIGINS: BIRTH OF EL CHUPACABRA".......

YEAH ADONAI, ACCURATE TITLE BLURB HERE......

YEE TO THIS FUCKING LORE THAT SAMMY VALDEZ AKA EL CHUPACABRA BLASTED THE ENTIRE PLANET WITH IN REAL TIME REGARDING HIS ENTIRE QUIRK'S BULLSHIT DESPITE THE WEIRDNESS OF HOW HE HAD TO FUCKING DIE BEFORE HE COULD TANGIBLY MANIFEST HIS OWN QUIRK'S BULLSHIT.......

OF COURSE A RANDOM BLOOD-BASED QUIRK WELDER BOY WOULD AUTOMATICALLY SEE GOATS UNATTENDED AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED GETTING "THIRSTY" DUE TO "BLOODY BOI VIBES DUH"........

THE FACT THAT SAMMY VALDEZ HAD TAKEN A RANDOM URBAN LEGEND FROM MEXICAN LORE AND BLASTED THAT AS "HIS OWN IDENTITY" TO BE "THE GOAT-SUCKER" IN SPANISH MEANS THAT THIS CHILD HAS KILLED THOUSANDS OF GOATS TO SATE HIS "BLOOD INSTINCT FIX" TO THE POINT WHERE HE UNINTENTIONALLY IMPLIED THAT AT ONE POINT IF NOT MULTIPLE OCCASIONS, HAD "DRAINED A SATYR'S BLOOD DRY" DUE TO "GOATS"........

*AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE INTENSIFYING FROM ADONAI AS THIS MAN WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT SAMMY VALDEZ AKA EL CHUPACABRA DIDN'T HEAR IN THE GROUP CHAT THANK FUCK*........

NOTED: DON'T LEAVE EL CHUPACABRA AND ANY GOAT-LIKE FIGURE OR CREATURE IN THE SAME ROOM UNATTENDED LEST YOU WANT SAMMY VALDEZ TO GO FUCKING BATSHIT

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR SAMMY VALDEZ AKA EL CHUPACABRA BY ADONAI WHILE DYING FROM LAUGHTER.......

------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"YEAH THAT'S WISE, ALSO THAT IS WHY TRUE DIVINITY MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR 'DIRECT SAMMY GENETICS' AND 'GOAT-LIKE POWER AND ESPECIALLY IN ANY BORN SAPIENT BEINGS THAT ARE GOAT-LIKE IN FIGURE AND NATURE' TO EVER MIX WITH EACH OTHER IN A HEALTHY WAY.......IT'S WHY, LEO, WHO IS SAMMY'S GREAT GRANDSON AND CARLA, WHO HAD A VERY MINOR THINGY IN HER QUIRK THAT HAD GOAT STUFF IN IT, COULDN'T EVER WORK ROMANTICALLY FROM A BIOLOGICAL OR SPIRITUAL SIGNIFICANCE.......LEO IS RUNNING AROUND SOMEWHERE, HE HAS IMMEDIATELY GOTTEN EXTREMELY BONKERS (FROM QUIRK MADDENED STUFF) THE MOMENT HE HAPHAZARDLY TASTED GOAT'S BLOOD SHORTLY AFTER HE CAME BACK SINCE HE HAD 'EL CHUPACABRA, WITHIN HIM, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS FAINT'.......THE REASON WHY LEO, DESPITE BEING FAR ENOUGH AWAY GENERALLY FROM SAMMY BIOLOGICALLY TO ALLOW HIM, IN THEORY TO 'BE HEALTHY, FOR GOAT-LIKE POWERS', WASN'T HEALTHY AROUND CARLA WHITEWATER AKA CALYPSO WAS BECAUSE FOR HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE BEFORE HE CAME BACK AND GOT QUIRK MADDENED, NEVER TASTED BLOOD AND ESPECIALLY NOT GOAT'S BLOOD BEFORE HE GOT BONKERS........IF YOU BOTTLE UP 'BLOODY VALDEZ VIBES, ESPECIALLY IN CISGENDER BOYS' THEY BECOME 'CHUPACABRAS' TO THE POINT OF BEING INSANE THE MOMENT THEY TASTE BLOOD NOT THEIR OWN GUYS"........

OKAY THAT'S IMPORTANT GOING FORWARD ABOUT THE SEMANTICS OF THE VALDEZ FAMILY SHITSTORM ADONAI.......

YEAH, THERE'S NO "TIMELINE GLITCH" IN SAMUEL "SAMMY" VALDEZ'S CHRONOLOGICAL AGE EVER DAMNIT.......

SAMMY VALDEZ IS REALLY JUST "THAT OLD" AND WAS GENUINELY THE TRUE INSPIRATION AND CHARACTER OF "EL CHUPACABRA" TO THE POINT WHERE HE BAKED HIS OWN "BLOODY SHIT, LONG BEFORE THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA IN MEXICO".......

RESURRECTION IS FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND HAPPENING TO THE VALDEZ FAMILY SHITSTORM......

LEO VALDEZ IS OUT THERE, RESURRECTED, CURRENTLY QUIRK MADDENED, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TOWARDS ANYONE THAT HAD A GOAT QUIRK AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY WEREN'T YOKILESS HUMAN BUT HAD GOAT SHIT AND SYMBOLISMS IN THEIR NATURE.......

LEO VALDEZ DIDN'T KNOW THAT......

LEO VALDEZ DIDN'T KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT HIS OWN "MOTHER'S SIDE GENETICS" INFLUENCING HIS OWN QUIRK'S POWERS......

CLEARLY "VALDEZ BLOOD-BASED QUIRK INSTINCTIVE SHIT" THE MOMENT THEY TASTE GOAT'S BLOOD AND WERE UNINTENTIONALLY OR GOD FORBID INTENTIONALLY COMMITTING QUIRKSIDE IN THEIR BLOODY SHIT FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME, AUTOMATICALLY GET THERAPEUTICALLY QUIRK MADDENED.........

INKO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN VERY SOMBER BUT UNDERSTANDABLE SOLIDARITY WITH INKO'S ANALYSIS OF THIS BIZARRE TIMELINE BRANCH OFF EXPERIENCE REGARDING RESURRECTION DANG IT......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"YEAH, THAT ANALYSIS IS CORRECT INKO"....

Thalia Grace immediately started crying in a jumbled mix of emotions, joy that LEO VALDEZ WAS BACK IN THE PICTURE via. Deus Ex-Machina Resurrection Shenanigans, but extreme sorrow due to the fact that Leo was QUIRK MADDENED......

Sure thing, The Group Chat clicked on, showing a very insane and butt naked Leo Valdez that was covered in blood, with extremely light brown eyes that was milky and cloudy, a type of Eye Color indicator of "HUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHIT" since said shit didn't alter Leo's Born Brown Eyes to a different color thank fuck.......

Leo, who was a insane raving lunatic in the most painfully true way right now, fell to his knees, cried in a very anguished way, and just started APOLOGIZING for losing control.......

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2AM......

ON AUGUST 16TH.....

Leo Valdez was crying in heartache, due to being insane and not able to remotely get a goddamn grip on his "Chupacabra Instincts and Natures" towards anything or anyone that smelled "Goaty" damnit.......

Leo felt his body shapeshifting into "SOMETHING WEIRD", his body transforming into a dog-like creature that is hairless with the exception of the lion-like mane, gaunt and skinny, a prominent spine, with quills on his spine, with a long crocodile-like tail, covered in reptile scales that was the same hue as his human skin, two large and long elf-like ears, extendable fangs as well a retractable claws, and on four legs.........

A soothing and playfully impish voice like a very goofy creature that had canine and crocodile traits in it's nature whispered in Leo's Brain that made him stop crying and enter this soothing and gentle fog of a bloodthirsty creature in his entire body, mind, and soul while keeping his Born Sapient Nature as a Human Teenage Boy.......

"AMIGO, WHAT ARE YOU THIRSTY FOR????? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK TRULY?"........

Leo felt his throat belt out "DEER" in a very primitive, animalistic, uncontrollable, and deep voice......

Before he lost his complete consciousness and restraint in this bizarre assed Gremlin Critter Form, Leo Valdez felt his own Quirk's Powers get a permanent "ETCHING" of the following thing in Spanish Language.......

"EL CHUPACIERVO".......

Leo Valdez, while trapped in his own Quirk Maddened Crap right now, became "El Chupaciervo"........

Leo lost control of his body and conscious soul......

----------3 Days Later----------------------

9AM......

ON AUGUST 19TH......

Leo Valdez was slowly waking up or at least becoming more lucid than before, he was now back to his true human form, laying in a hospital bed of sorts, blindfolded in a calming way, wearing a strange mask of sorts that was constantly feeding him DEER BLOOD, which tasted salty, soothing, and primitively oceanic and reminded him of "HOME", and most embarrassingly a soft pair of boxers that was constantly scratching his dick and making him feel like he was constantly making babies with too many senoritas........

A very familiar voice, the voice of Piper McLean, Leo's Old Friend, was foggy at first but quickly becoming sharper and clearer was speaking to Leo......

"LEO!!!!! LEO, LISTEN TO MY VOICE!!!!!!! I KNOW IT'S HARD TO FOCUS BUT YOU GOTTA TRY LEO!"......

Leo could only grunt in reply but he removed his blindfold from his face and saw Pipes, Thalia, and several other new people in a place like a nurse's office in a school........

Leo bashfully pointed at his crotch area even though he was too weak to sit up and he kinda grunted in embarrassment.......

A awkward Piper told Leo in a soothing way.......

"YEAH UH, THAT'S A TYPE OF TECHNOLOGY THAT'S DESIGNED FOR 'BE FERTILE INSTINCTS AND NATURES' LEO......WHENEVER THE ELDERLING BATTLE HEROICS CLASS FOUND YOUR HEARTBREAKING ASS, IN YOUR CHUPACIERVO FORM THAT'S IMMUNE TO TRANSFORMATION STRAINING, YOUR HORNY ZOOTED ASS WAS LOOKING FOR LOVE LEO.....AT LEAST YOUR 'PLATONIC CUDDLE-BUG VIBES' TOWARDS GIRLS WERE NICE EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE KINDA WEIRD AND AWKWARDLY BATSHIT IN APPEARANCE DUE TO YOUR MONSTROUS-LOOKING CHUPACIERVO FORM LEO".......

Leo rolled over, to cry without people seeing him actually crying even though said people knew this was happening, and thankfully Leo's hair was being petted and tussled so softly by Pipes........