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i was a sunny day in foreskins i mean hawkins, indiana. the water on the quarry was glimmering in the sunligjt. the magnet fisher was ready to do some magnet fishing. they had their magnets all pprelepafed and ready. they threw mike and will into the water, magnets strapped to their heads by gacha logic. they immediately began splashing around like fishies out of water. the magnet fisher reeled their hand back and threw in the magnet, catch little mike wheeler by his head. He coved his ears, bracing for impact as the fisherman began to pull him up. Little Will watched as his crush/best friend/guy he hates/guy he's gonna run over in 3 years gets lifted out of the water. the magnet fisher began twirling the magnet, causeing little Mike to spin as he got pulled from the water. mike has no reaction because his future lobotomy is already beginning to affect him. eventually the magnet fisher pills him all the way up and onto the grassy area near the edge of the water before throwing him back in with a massive splash. will was peacefully floating before the magnet connected to the magnets on his head (still there by gacha logic) but will is different, hes played these games before so he grabbed the rope of the magnet. but the magnet fisher has ALSO played these games before with will, so he yanked him out the water, sending him flying through the air before he splashed down back into the water. will will float? no. will will not float. mike sees will splashing around and swims over to him, but there's nothing he can do anyway so he akwardly wraps his arms around will.
" Dont worry, I WILL SAVE YOU WILL. we will go crazy together because it was a 7. "
was the last thing will heard before the magnet snapped onto both of their heads (still by using gatcha logic.) before they were pulled up together. little did they know, the magnet fisher was evil magnet fsherman who hates byler. so he began spinning them around in the air, mike held will even tighter.
" HOLY SUPA FREAK " mike screamed as they whirled around in the air above the magnet fisherman, who was slinging them around like a lasso.
they then threw them back into the water. will then began yelling for help as mike began gettting draggied out again. but this time mike spun around and kicked the evil magnet fisher in the face. the evil magnet fisher dropped his magnet and before he could get up, little will took his magnet off his head with will the wize magic. then little Mike pulled little will out of da wata. as da evil magnet fisher fell unconscious becaude the power of the byler did that. they then walked home and played dnd. da end. da vinki