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1. A Nice Place to Visit by anatomicalreference

   Fandoms: They Might Be Giants  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M, M/M, F/F
   • Work in Progress

   22 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • John Flansburgh/John Linnell
   • John Flansburgh/Clone
   • John Flansburgh/Edith
   • John Flansburgh
   • John Linnell
   • Hotel Detective
   • freaky shit happens in this hotel
   • flans has a gun
   • linnell has a case of being completely fed up by chapter one
   • and sensory issues
   • slowburn
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Hurt No Comfort
   • based off hell hotel and (she was a) hotel detective
   • flansburgh gets freaky with a clone
   • reoccuring gigantic spider

   Summary

   All John Linnell wanted was a decent hotel to stay in during his trip to New York. What was intended to be the trip that would determine the course of his future quickly became his nightmare.

   Though -- maybe not completely.

   The hotel was full of questions that he figured would not get answered. In fact, he was sure he was going to die if he hadn't already. That was until someone dove into the rescue. He just wasn't sure how much of that sarcastic smirk he could take.

   Everyone seemed to know way more than John Linnell. Surely something strange was going on.

   Welcome... to Hell Hotel.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   61,699

   Chapters:

   15/?

   Comments:

   189

   Kudos:

   42

   Bookmarks:

   6

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