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    Summary

    When you experience a break up, what is the best way to get over Oliver-fucking-Wood? Well, Pansy Parkinson subscribes to one notion that she learned: to get over someone, you need to get under someone.

    Queue her ever evolving “shag list” that she started in her fifth year, and the one unexpected wizard that is pursuing the article she is writing for Witch Weekly, anonymously, of course. And if it means that someone is trying to figure out exactly who it is that is spending her nights in various beds of well known men in the Wizarding world? Well, Pansy isn’t about to judge someone that has crafted the most interesting game of hide-and-seek that she’s done lately.

    Are you looking for a fic that has:
    💋 Multiple Pairings
    🥵 A lot of steam and intensity
    🥂 Mystery man search
    ❤️‍🔥 Chaotic Pansy Parkinson
    🫦 Pansy Parkinson gets revenge on her back (and a lot of other places)
    👀 Complicated Hermione/Draco/Lavender Triad

    Language:
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