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Mirabelle, Isabeau, and Boniface were praying at the Change God statue. Meanwhile; Siffrin and I stood back — neither of us believing in the Change Belief.
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Suddenly, the room was enveloped by a flash of light. I closed my eyes in an attempt to adapt them to this sudden change. When I opened them again I was in a white ‘void’.
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Change God: HELLO!!! HI HI! YOU’RE MEETING ME NOW EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME YAY!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
Odile: what. gems alive. WHAT ARE YOU?
Change God: im sure its quite a shock seeing me be real! dont worry though, i dont hate you (˶˃𐃷˂˶)
Odile: I wasn’t worried about that? Why should I care about an unknown entities opinion of me?
Change God: uh because im a god silly! ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ
Odile: Okay… right…
Change God: your grumpiness is very charming (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
Odile: I’m not grumpy? There is a very clear difference between serious and grumpy
Change God: I DONT CARE!!! (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)
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Odile pauses for a moment, checking to see if the situation in front of her eyes is real. She blinks 3 times before rubbing her eyes. The Change God stays much to the Researcher’s bewilderment.
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Change God: You were expecting me to go! you assumed i wasnt real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (╥﹏╥)
Odile: I’d assume any rational person in my position would do the same? This is a situation most people don’t find themselves in.
Change God: yeah it is quite purr-culiar ₍^. .^₎⟆ isn;t it?
Odile: shattering gems now theres not just one, but 3 pun-makers.
Change God: YeH IM GONNA KILL YOU NOW! bUT DONT WORRY YOULL BE FINE BECAUSE THIS ISNT CANON>⩊<
Odile: What?
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The Change God then sends a blast of light towards Odile, obliterating her, before Odile revives in The House.