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Sigma woke up.
"Where am I?! Who am I?!" He yelled.
"Hey," said Fyodor as if it was the first message on Tinder. "I am your parent. Singular."
"... Where's my mummy?"
"You never had one, I made you on my own by writing about you in a book."
"WHAT?"
"... It's a special book."
"Where am I?"
"Poland."
"... Why?"
"For the reference."
"..."
"... You've been born aged 17."
"I'm 17?"
"Yes."
"Although I was born about 1 minute ago?"
"Yes."
"How can I talk and do all this stuff if I'm only 1 minute old?!"
"Yes."
"..."
"... You can name yourself."
"I choose Sigma."
"What are you, five?"
"No, 2 minutes."
"Fair point. Why that name?"
"Because I am the sum of information."
"..."
"..."
"Join my terrorist organisation."
"Okay."