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Welcome to the arctic
While getting a haircut from bucciarati known as the angry hair stylist famu disappeared into thin air. “What the frick where did famu go???? Maybe she went to the toilet”
Bucciarati makes her way to the toilet as she sees a note “famu is in the arctic goodluck”
Bucciarati is scared doesn't know what to do and makes her way into the discord server
GUYS GUYS I NEED HELP! Bucciarati said in the discord server
“What is it?” vexan says
“Let me eat my pudding” nori says
“Dont tell me famus in the arctic” lia says
“Wow how did you know lia” bucci says
“ i know everything” lia says
“Anyway i need your guys help” bucciarati says
Everybody teleports to bucciarati hair salon
They all decided that full squad needs to help them
“In the full squad studio”
3, 2 1 DENY
“Yeahhh it was meeee” deny said
“We knew it” classy and froste said
Before George could say anything the doors slam wide open
“Guys we need your help!” bucciarati said
“Wheres froste” vexan said
“Who the fuck are you people” george said
“WE NEED HELP FAMUS IN THE ARTIC AND WE NEED YOU GUYS PLSS”
“Ohh are you guys the chronically online people in the discord server” tanner says
“Okay yeah we are” lia says
“Okay their cool we should help them” tanner says
“How the fuck are we supposed to help them” deny says
“Idk magic ig” classy says
Before froste says anything, deny vanishes into thin air.
“Where tf did deny go” froste says
In the artic
“Brrrrrrrrr its freezing” famu says
“What the fuck am i doing here why am i in the arctic” deny says
“Idfk funises ig” famu says
“Oh gosh im stuck with you” deny says
BACK TO THE STUDIO
“Okay so how we getting to the arctic” nori says
“Helicopter” Bucci says
“What?” vexan
“Where we gonna get a helicopter” nori says
“Check the roof trust” Bucci says
“They all teleport to the roof”
“Did you steal this helicopter???” george says
“Yes” bucci says
“Why do we need a helicopter if we can teleport” vexan says
“For adventure and the power of friendship and the friends we made along the way” Bucci says
“Okay sora from kingdom hearts” (what vexan means is your fucking stupid)
“But theres only certain amount of seats??” classy says
“You dont mind sitting in the outside of the helicopter right?” froste says
“NO!-” classy says
“Um actually froste we need you to sit outside to” george says
“WHAT THE FU-” froste says
IN THE AIR
“You good out there froste?” vexan says
“NO CLASSY WONT STOP BOTHERING ME” froste says
“HEY IM NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING” classy says
“Both of you calm down okay children thankyou” tanner says
lia falls out the helicopter
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO LIA!!!!” kai shouts
“Haha loser” bucci says
*george also falls out of the helicopter*
“George stop falling out of helicopters” tanner says
“George falls out nonchalantly”
IN THE ARTICIC
*lia appears out of nowhere*
“Oh hey guys”
“SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!” Deny yells
“What a loser right lia” famu says
“Sigh.” lia says
IN THE HELICTOPER
“CAN YOU GO FASTER JULIAN!!!!!!!” tanner says
“IM TRYING MY FUCKING BEST CHILL OUT PRINCESS”
OUTSIDE THE HELICOPTER
“MOVE!” FROSTE SAYS
“NO YOU MOVE!” CLASSY SAYS WHILE PUSHING FROSTE
“GO GET OUT OF HERE DONT YOU UNDERSTAND!!!” classy says
“ARE WE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW” FROSTE SAYS WHILE FALLING
“NOOOO FROSTE!!!” vexan says while jumping out the helicopter
“Hey guys” Simon says
“WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM???” kai says
“OH I WAS AT TEXAS ROADHOUSE” Simon says very happy
“Big back” bucci says “i relate so hard to that”
*simon also jumps out the helicopter*
“WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN THERE YOU GUYS MOVE SO SLOWLY” sam says yelling from the top of the helicopter
“FUCK YOU SAM” julian says already done with everything
*sam jumps off from the helicopter*
“WHERE ALMOST THERE FOLKS” JULIAN YELLS OUT
They land in the arctic picking up famu and deny and lia deny taking up all of the helicopter
“Move your bigback ass pls” tanner says
“IM NOT THAT FUCKING BIG” deny says
“Workout routine pls deny” bucci says
*deny jumps off from the helicopter*
“They land in the studio” all of the people who fell off the helicopter were their eating chipotle and playing cards
“IM 42 YEARS OLD!” lia says
“Do you work at greggs?” vexan says
“And do you miss him everyday?” famu says that
“And do you miss bucci everyday?” froste says
“IM RIGHT HERE!!!” bucci says
The end.