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Chap 1: The Retune of Sation
I was on the beech with Lauren an few monts aftar I killed Satin and one the war of norton agreesin. She loked reely pritty in her new bikeni but were boht state so we didnt do lesbvan stuff. Instad we loked at sum guys on the beech whowere playen bitch volayabel. Everythin was gud in the wrold... or so we thot!!!
We were dong nomel strate stuf buthen sudanly we sawed sumon ranninged acros the oshun. It was JESAS CHRIS and he loked afeared and panak.
"Sara and Lauren!!!! U ned 2 cum! Quack!" Jedi Kriss sad.
"Hi Jesas!" I sed "wuts gone on."
"Its treble!" Jesas sed, "Saten is bak!!!"
"Ono butt Sara killled him!!!" Lauren sed.
"No that wasent the reel Satin it was a trik. Avroabem Linkin wasnt Saten he wuz just a clon of Satin mad buy Mr Jonson!!!" Jessie sed.
"Ono!" I sid.
"Ino!" Jadakiss swed "no Satin and Obana haved a now evul plane! There gon 2 giv Jorge Wasentans mom sum femanast boks so shell get an aberration to mak Jorge Wasintun dye b4 hes bored andthan AMANDA WIL NEVAR BE FONDLED!!!"
"Ono thats the evulest thin ecar" Lauren sed.
"Is ther away wecan stopit" I sed.
"Yes u hav 2 gtfo 2 Nentindo wold and defet Staten ther. Ican tak u ther fillow me" Jersas sed.
So we cummed with Jesas bakc 2 the Smut Manshan becuz weahd to sav Amerka frum femanasts. Butwen we gut ther thins were diffrant!!! Fined ot naxt chaptare!!!
