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    Eddie huffed out a laugh. "I appreciate the concern, but I think I'd be able to handle myself against Craig, the fifty-four year old business rep who smells like ham." He said, taking a big bite of his cookie.

    Hen chuckled, shaking her head. "No, I just mean, like—the Uber thing as a whole, I guess. With that ass, you could've just slapped on a pair of panties and took a couple pictures, and boom, you'd make five hundred in, I don't know, probably an hour?"

    Eddie choked on his snickerdoodle.

    Huh??

    "Hmfp??" Eddie tried to speak through the mouthful of crumbs he had, though with the way his eyes had widened, staring at Hen as he sat stock-still, it was clear she had taken him off guard.

    And she really, really had. Panties? What was she even suggesting?

    OR

    Buck walks into Eddie trying on panties for the first time. They both act normal about it.

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