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1. How to Launch a Turian by GraphiteGirl

   Fandoms: Mass Effect  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   06 Mar 2017

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian
   • Urdnot Wrex
   • Tali'Zorah nar Rayya
   • Female Shepard (Mass Effect)
   • Garrus Vakarian
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Friendship
   • garrus is an idiot
   • Earthborn (Mass Effect)
   • do not copy to another site
   • Don’t copy to another site

   Summary

   All that was preventing Shepard and Vakarian from becoming friends was his arrogance, his immaturity and his inability to shut up. Starts early in Mass Effect, during the "Expose Saren" mission. Rated M for language. Bioware owns all/legal boilerplate blah blah blah.

   I have a new beta, BubblegumQuasar, but sometimes I ignore her wise counsel. Any typos, questionable word choices or stylistic flubs are mine, all mine.

   Oh, and uh, Happy N7 day!

   Series

   • Part 2 of The Hand Signals Universe

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   English

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