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1. Nobody Here But People by The9thDoctor

   Fandoms: Fall Out Boy  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz
   • Pete Wentz
   • Patrick Stump
   • Joe Trohman
   • Andy Hurley
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy
   • Magical Realism
   • Music
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Romance
   • Mystery
   • Attempt at Humor
   • less angst than usual
   • Making Friends In Weird Places
   • Pete Wentz Goes To Therapy
   • Patrick Stump is a Little Shit
   • Joe Trohman Has Weird Friends
   • Andy Hurley Would Just Like To Play The Drums Please
   • Folklore
   • Fate & Destiny

   Summary

   In which Pete goes from Best Buy parking lot to True Love through a complicated series of events that include drunken pizza munchies, low-speed traffic accidents, lost socks, nightmare coffee shop patrons, Mötley Crue, late-night composing sessions, European breakfast pastry and an awful lot of furtive orgasms.

   Or: Something else is living in Pete's new apartment, and his roommate Joe seems to be fully aware of it.

   Or: Pete Wentz is not a fucking furry, alright?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,800

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

   50

   Kudos:

   33

   Bookmarks:

   6

   Hits:

   292