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1. But I don’t want to be anyone’s ride or die!!! by Arsenic_Weevers (ShadowFox1324)

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, F/M
   • Complete Work

   28 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ryland Grace/Tom Ryder
   • Ryland Grace & Colt Seavers
   • Tom Ryder & Colt Seavers
   • Ryland Grace & Tom Ryder
   • Jody Moreno/Colt Seavers
   • Ryland Grace & Jody Moreno
   • Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace's San Francisco Students
   • Tom Ryder
   • Jody Moreno
   • crack ship
   • Rare Pairings
   • Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers Are Twins
   • Unrequited Crush
   • tom is down bad
   • Ryland Grace is Oblivious
   • Aromantic Asexual Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace Has Anxiety
   • Autistic Ryland Grace
   • Tom Ryder is an Idiot
   • Protective Colt Seavers
   • Obsessed Behavior
   • One-Sided Attraction
   • Tom will never take the hint
   • Starstruck ship
   • Teacher Ryland Grace
   • Fluff
   • Humor
   • the twins relationship is actually so sweet
   • Everyone is crashing out except Jody who is honestly having the time of her life
   • Tom can’t spell
   • bird mating rituals mentioned
   • Light Angst
   • Author Projecting onto Ryland Grace
   • Crack

   Summary

   Part 2 I guess?

   Bruh idk what I’m doing and neither does Ryland when a random letter shows up in his school mailbox

   He’s very confused about the whole thing

   (I’m not creative enough to come up with a real summary)

   Series

   • Part 13 of Lonely Baby Goose 🪿
   • Part 2 of 🤩 You got me starstruck into loving you 🤩

   Language:

   English

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