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Summary:

1x1x1x1 is a tsundere for Elliot but doesn't realize because they don't have a brain

Notes:

I wrote this based on a roleplay with a friend so this is gonna be so stupid + i can't write for shit so don't expect anything good in the future

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Getting food and messing up with you! (Gone wrong)

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Escaping hell feels stupid, even when they got their freedom back, it feels wrong for some reason.
Everyone has someone to get back to, well not EVERYONE but most of them

1x1x1x1 got tired of this place already, they needed something more entertaining...

And what is more entertaining than a weak pizza delivery guy? Recently, they've gotten curious of him, so why not mess a little with him?

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Walking out of her new home, it's lonely yeah, but that's okay. She really needed a break (even if they don't want to admit it [IS THAT HOW YOU WRITE IT???])
A new appearence, a new name, a new everything...except for their hate for robloxians and their stupid 3D forms.
Little people talkto her, and it's usually the other killers she managed to somehow get in contact with

Suddenly she feel hunger, something she wasn't used to yet

"What can i get to cease this sensation?"

Their voice would be the only thing filling the lonely silence near their home, that's when they remembered something, the Builder Brothers Pizza, a very well known place. And if they went there then they could probably mess a little with that pizza boy...

Yeah a very good idea

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While she waited on the line, she had already made a plan to annoy Elliot
She knew that they had run out of pepperoni pizzas so she planned on using that to her advantage.
Elliot was attending as a cashier so, it'll be fun

"Welcome to Builder Brothers Pizza! What can i get you?"

Elliot almost paused for a second, as the robloxian in front of him was kind of familiar

"May i have a pepperoni pizza?"

Their fake sweet voice was obvious, and they knew that well
Elliot clearly noticed and was already preparing for a long line to form while trying to get rid of this person

"Sorry! We ran out of those, something else?" A well built smile for this kind of situation, never fails. And that's why 1x1x1x1 gets pissed of quickly

And idea pops up in 1x1x1x1's brain "I see...but can't you make an exception?" Her grin gets wider, she's not even trying to hide what she wants to do
That's stupid, and she realizes a bit too late

Elliot was always ready for this things, they can't just go and think they'll be an exception to that

Fuck it, they'll find a way to mess up even just a bit with Elliot

"Cheese pizza then"

The words came out wrong, that's not what they wanted to say but, it's too late now. Elliot already took the order...And he's smiling too much, as always.

"To who is this order?"

Fuck what was the name again? How could she forget that

"Tessa"

Is that it? Hopefully it is. She'd be screwed if not
They're a 4th dimensional creature, and what's the closest thing to that? A tesseract, so their name had to be close to that! At least for the public

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After getting home again, 1x1x1x1 felt annoyed, her mission went wrong
This has happened a lot recently, almost as if she was becoming like robloxians
Stupid robloxians and their stupid influence

They have even started feeling more tired! And that's not normal, it should not be

Notes:

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

Chapters will be pretty inconsistent on this thing
Maybe because this is no more than a joke