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pizza got on her motorcycle and started driving around blasting royalty free music so she doesn't get a c&d
fore she knew it she was on the busy san fransciscio hIghway on friday evening oh god someones gonna die tongiht arent they. that doesn't matter i guess because ahe went eighty miles an hour on that damn thing like it was no ones busines
if there was one thing cookiez knew about pizza cookei its that she fucking hated traffic with a deep passion and would attempt a pefrectly reasonable feat of driving her motorcycle on poples cars and popping a wheelie like this was mario kart wii or soem shit, and tahts whatd she was abt to do until she almost hit an ambulance that came ouytta nowherr, it caused her to swerv out the way and slam on the breaks. Holy shit
the abulance rolled down their window as pizza cooke caught back up, lookinf incredibly pissed.
"WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING BASTARD" she yelled, sticking up her middle finger
She thought this was just some random btich driving the car, but upon furyber examination it wasnt. It Was some random health care bitch driving the car and holdin a megaphone
"YOU LOOK LIKE YOY AHVENT SLEPTBIN WEEKS JESUS CHRIST I DIDNT THINK IT WAS POSSIHBLE TO LOOK THAT DEPRIVED" the bone guy yelle d in ther megaphone "ARE YOU FKIUN HOMELESS OE SOME SHIT"
"Shut up im Fine as hell"
"YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY"
the car s put on the lodu ass sirens and drove out the way like wrrrrrr brrvvvvvvrrrrrrr rrrrrrrruuuuuummmmm and TAILGATED HER MOTORCYCLE THATS ILEGAGALL
"I NEED TO DELIVER THESE PIZTAS"
"WHATS MORR IMPROTSNT PITZA OR YOUR PHYSICAL WELLBEING"
"I DONT CARE ABOUT ETHIRR DAMNIT IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING"
"damn well i respec the grind but the healthcare system needs money"
"i dont have medicare lol"
"it says here u have medicaid"
"fuck i do but thats even worse"
"bahaha poor people hourz but anywY you need to go to the hopeital"
SKEDRRRRRR WEEEEE
pizza popped a wheelie and got outta ther, but the guy still followed clze behind
the xhase was long and it was kinda xonfusing how she hadnt got to ger detsination by then, but an hour in pizza hit a singular rock and went flying into the lake with literal gamecube physics fr that shit was confusing as ass butvyeah she landed in the lake but at least the other pizza was still ok
the ambulats stopt near the incident scene
"oh shit r u ok"
"yeah im good"
"uh"
"yeah i think i jsut broke a leg"
"Oh"