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flamechasers official gc
6:23 AM
ely: the kids are asleep quick post adult content
ely: taxes
eden: bills
yae: the economy
kevin: cost of living
ely: college tuition
yae: politics
vill v: alcoholism
ely: vv no
vill v: what? you said post adult content
ely: not what i meant ...
vill v: well you could have been a bit more specific
griseo: hi
ely: WHATVTHE
yae: a child
eden: why are you awake griseo?
griseo: i had a nightmare
eden: aww :( ill be right there griseo; do you want me to get aponia?
griseo: yes please
eden: alright, now wait for me okay? and go off the group chat
griseo: ok
griseo is offline
eden is offline
ely: she's so hot when she's being motherly
kevin: can you quit being gay for one single minute
ely: no 🥰🥰😘
yae: speaking of homosexuality
yae: kevin when are you going to tell su you love him
kevin: i regret telling kallen about my issues i should've known she'd tell you
yae: 😘 shut up ❤️
ely: wait wtff
kevin: farewell
kevin is offline
ely: NOOOO COME BACK
ely: @kevin
ely: @kevin
ely: @kevin
ely: @kevin
ely: @kevin
ely: @kevin
ely: @kevin
ely: @kevin
ely: @kevin
ely: @kevin
kevin is online
kevin: JESUS CHRIST
ely: SPILL
ely: NOW
kevin: NO
ely: ill send moby after you
moby: just give me the word
kevin: ugh fine
kevin: i may or may not be in love with su 😒😒
ely: KNEW IT
ely: you BETTER let me plan ur wedding
kevin: WHAT
kevin: WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING YET??
ely: shush idc
kevin: you're crazy
ely: and??
eden is online
eden: griseo is back in bed, aponia is gonna stay with her a bit too make sure she's alright
ely: how sweet
eden: im coming back to bed
moby: good
ely: moby's been latched onto me like an octopus since you left eden
moby: no I'm not
ely: yes u are <3
ely: selfie.jpg
moby: delete this immediately
ely: no <3 don't be embarrassed, you're cute
kevin: disgusting*
moby: you have exactly fifteen seconds
ely: noooooo moby don't go
eden: ill let you sneak something into his food in the morning if you leave it for now darling
moby: ...ok
kevin: what the fuck
eden: shut up
kevin: WHAT THE FUCK??
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10:23 AM
moby: someone find pardofelis and tell her if she doesn't give me back my earring im beating her ass
ely: what earring?
moby: the pink one you bought me a few months ago
ely: wait u actually liked that one??
moby: it reminded me of you 😒
moby: which is why felis has 60 seconds to respond or so help me
pardofelis: JEEZ okay ill give it back
pardofelis: im bringing vv as protection in case u try anything though
ely: if you rearrange the words in that sentence you get "im bringing protection in case vv"
pardofelis: what
ely: lol
moby: are you just thinking about lesbian sex 24/7
ely: yes 😘
ely: you should know this
moby: i always try to forget
pardofelis: true love ❤️
vill v: that could be us
vill v deleted a message
pardofelis: what
vill v: nothing
ely: LMFAOOOAO
moby: the way I screenshotted so fast
vill v: I will send pure evil after your bitch ass
moby: like im scared of her
pardofelis: remember when pure evil tried to kill me? good times
vill v: still sorry about that btw
pardofelis: lol dw it just made you seem hotter in my eyes
vill v: what
moby: anyways get ur ass over here and give me my earring
pardofelis: fine fine
pardofelis is offline
kosma is online
kosma: who the FUCK caused griseo to start asking me what alcoholism is
ely: @vill v
vill v: lol
kosma: ...
moby: tell her an alcoholic is what Eden is
kosma: absolutely not
moby: well fine. youth these days have no sense of humor
kosma: you know griseo looks up to eden i don't want her to start saying she wants to be an "alcoholic like eden" when she grows up
ely: i think that would be funny
kosma: how you people take care of a child at all still evades me
ely: hey it's not my fault her parents made us babysit while they go off to who knows where
ely: and aponia eden and moby do most of the caring for anyways
kosma: sigh
kosma: oh shit she's trying to see on my phone
kosma: one last request mobius can you tell aponia that griseo wants apple slices
kosma is offline
moby: sure
moby: @aponia see above ^^
aponia is online
moby: i got my earring back 😋
pardofelis is online
pardofelis: and i didn't get kidnapped to be experimented on!!
moby: next time you won't be so lucky.
pardofelis: jesus christ
ely: you called?
pardofelis: not you
aponia: I'll be right there Kosma
pardofelis: holy shit she speaks
aponia is offline
pardofelis: don't go mommy i mean mommy i mean mo i mean
vill v: what
pardofelis: i want boobs in my mouth NOW
vill v: ok
vill v is offline
pardofelis: wait wh
pardofelis is offline
kiana: my jaw dropped so fast
moby: where the hell did you come from
kiana: your mom 😋😋
kiana: tbh tho ive just been lurking since im bored as hell in the hospital
ely: why were u in the hospital
kiana: bronya beat me up also wtf??? U people have a child in your care??
ely: yea
moby: what about it
kiana: i will be honest you all do not seem like very family friendly people
ely: it's okay we love griseo i think all of us would die for her lol
kiana: interesting!
moby: not me tho stay safe
ely: i saw you going out of your way to buy her candy when I took you shopping the other day
moby: shut up Shut up
ely: never <3
kevin is online
kevin: Kiana what the fuck how the hell are you texting
kiana: three broken fingers can't stop won't stop me 😘
eden: I'm sorry what. three?
moby: Can I study you in a lab?
kevin: im telling your girlfriend you're on your phone again
kiana: NO PLEASE
kevin is offline
kiana: miss Mobius can you kill him?
moby: Gladly.
eden: WAIT NO
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st freya chat
11:56 AM
kiana: need attention
blue: denied
kiana: NOOOOOO
mei: fu hua and i are coming to visit ❤️ we're almost there
kiana: YES take that BRATNYA
blue: blocked
kiana: bitch
kiana: holy shit they brought a cake
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12:26 PM
kiana: I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS NOW
blue: what the fuck
blue: class monitor??
kiana: YES
fu hua: yes
blue: fuck. This is so horrible
kiana: LETS GOOOOOOOOO
blue: how did idiotka get two girlfriends...while the bronya has none...
kiana: skill issue tbh
blue: die
kiana: my girlfriends would be mad at me if i did
blue: bye walking directly into traffic
blue: when is it bronya's turn to have two girlfriends
red: come make out with me and you'll find out
red deleted a message
blue: what
red: what
kiana: lmao gayass
red: stfu
senti is online
senti: anyone wanna buy me a pizza
red: why would anyone buy you a pizza
senti: bc im hungry??
red: starve
senti: wtf did i do to you???
red: you bumped into seele yesterday
senti: I APOLOGIZED????
red: kys
senti: OLD TIMER WHY ARE YOUR FRIENDS SO MEAN
kiana: veliona is just like that
senti: woah hey wasn't old timer going to ask you out today
kiana: yeah ❤️❤️
senti: lol gay
fu hua: Hey, Senti, remember when you had a crush on Sirin?
kiana: SHE WHAT
senti: I WAS TWELVE
kiana: THATS EVEN WORSE????
fu hua: 😁
senti: kiana the only advice i can give you is escape from hua while you can
kiana: what if i don't want to escape
senti: then whatever happens next to you is your fault
fu hua: don't be dramatic
senti: buy me a pizza and maybe ill stop
fu hua: done.
senti: WOOHOO
fu hua: it's pineapple and ham.
senti: jokes on you i love pineapple pizza
senti: 😘😘😘
kiana: me too can i have some
senti: no
kiana: bitch
kiana: ill just make mom get me some
blue: pineapple pizza is horrible what is wrong with you people
red: agreed
kiana: have you ever tried it bratnya
blue: the bronya doesn't have to try it to have common sense
kiana: cant knock it if you don't try it. Checkmate, liberal
blue: were you dropped on the head at birth
kiana: no i was thrown directly at a wall
blue: what the fuck
senti: excuse me?
kiana: you heard me.
red: that explains a lot actually
blue: indeed
kiana: teehee
kiana: anyway im going to go kiss my awesome girlfriends byeee 🤭
blue: im going to murder you in your sleep.
red: why do that when you could be kissing me on the lips instead
blue: ?!
red: /j
blue: oh ok
senti: sus
red: 🖕
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flamechasers official gc
1:17 PM
pardofelis is online
pardofelis: not to be a lesbian or anything but i would fold so fast for both aponia and vill v if given the chance
aponia: What
pardofelis: NSICEOWIZJXJ($(3Jsek
pardofelis is offline
yae: lmao pardo threw her phone at the wall
aponia: ???
yae: don't even question it
eden: does this mean i have to get her a new phone?
yae: probably
yae: she threw it so hard i doubt it's still living. also she's already crammed herself through the cat door and bolted so there's no chance of getting an apology until at least next week
eden: goddamnit
aponia: Is she okay?
yae: eh
ely is online
moby is online
ely: wtf was that smash
yae: pardo threw her phone again
ely: that's all? 😒 so me and moby got disturbed for nothing
yae: what were y'all doing? 🤨🤨
moby: she was trying to force me to put on a maid dress.
ely: and you would've looked so cute in it! if you'd just try it on for a minute ...
moby: eden save me
eden: sorry darling, i can't save you from this
ely: do it for me my dear mobius ❤️
moby: No
ely: just for a second! i can wear a maid dress too if it makes you feel better
yae: do you guys think vill v would wear a maid dress for pardo
eden: probably
kalpas is online
kalpas: definitely
kalpas is offline
griseo: yes
eden: GRISEO???
moby: I'd rather die
ely: aww, i promise i won't laugh
moby: no.
griseo: hi Eden :)
eden: hi griseo, do you need something?
ely: you'd be so cute though, pleaseeee
ely: just once, and ill never ask again, I promise
griseo: im a little hungry
moby: absolutely not not in a hundred years
ely: please 🙏 id do anything you want
moby: no
ely: WELL WHY NOT
eden: okay, we'll get you some food. what would you like?
griseo: i dont know
moby: BECAUSE ITS MORTIFYING
ely: aww, i promise i won't make you feel embarrassed
moby: AAAHHH GET AWAY DEMON
eden: that's okay honey, how about you come downstairs and ill find you something to eat
griseo: okay
griseo is offline
ely: just put on the maid dress 😚
moby: AHHHHHH
ely: come on Moby, do it for me im sure our angel eden would love to see it too
moby: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
ely: oh dear. Now she's screaming that I'm possessed
moby: BACK YOU FOUL CREATURE
ely: my dear just put on the maid dress
moby: I WILL NEVER OBEY THE WORDS OF THE DEVIL
yae: HOW DID YOU PUSH HER SO HARD SHE BECAME CATHOLIC
ely: I DONT KNOW?????
moby: DEMONS ALL OF YOU ARE DEMONS
kalpas is online
kalpas: WHO THE FUCK IS SCREAMING
eden: CAN ALL OF YOU STOP YOURE SCARING THE CHILDREN
ely: EDEN MOBIUS TURNED INTO A CHRISTIAN
eden: WHAT???
moby: YOU CANT SWAY ME DEVIL
eden: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
moby: BURN DEMONS BURN
eden: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
ely: I DONT KNOW?!!??!!!
yae: pardofelis is stuck in the cat door
vill v is online
vill v: she's what
aponia: I can get her
vill v:
aponia:
vill v:
aponia:
aponia is offline
vill v is offline
moby: YOU CANT CORRUPT ME SATAN
eden: MOBIUS PLEASE YOU'RE SCARING GRISEO
moby: THE DEVIL CANT TOUCH ME
yae: HELP BOTH APONIA AND VILL V SHOWED UP TO HELP PARDO
ely: IM SORRY FOR PRESSURING YOU ABOUT THE MAID DRESS MOBIUS
moby: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
yae: pardo having her y/n moment rn
ely: MOBIUS I SWEAR TO GOD
mobius: BACK AWAY SATAN
ely: THATS IT
ely is offline
yae: bruh elysia started making out with mobius
eden: im going to take griseo to eat somewhere that won't be traumatizing for herOh mygod out the back door it is
yae: LMAOO
kalpas: all of you are going to hell.